ABCs of Burning Man

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:37 am

A = Amuse me! Inane chatter, witty remarks, snarky jibes, inappropriate humor, whatever your devious little minds desire. Just start your remark withe the next letter. XYZ may be used all together.

or alternatively, the strict definitions version:

A = Altitude. The Black Rock Desert is not at sea level. Decrease the air pressure in your bike tires ot they may well POP!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:47 am

B=Bond...Bond with your television, if you have one, the exercise ladies are just so sexy...

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:51 am

B=Bound me with your light, your love, your warmth.
B=Be free with me and your fellow Burners.

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:49 am

C = Creativity; do, be, become whatever you want. BM is about expression. For 350 or so days a year I am a professional that coordinates 230 personnel. It is all I can do to keep from biting people, or leaving an eric shaped hole in the wall.

BM gives me a chance to be free, express myself artisitically, dance until I cannot dance, participate in someone elses art work, laugh, and release all that I do not need.

C = Community, BRC is a city. I volunteer with ESD for fun, we have streets, 40,000 residents, an airport, town hall, police, and everything else a city needs. Including drunks, assholes, young people, old people, crazy people, artists, and every other demographic represented.

C also Equals Crazy, I have given up on attemptig to describe what it is like to others. I show them video instead, and let them ask me questions. No where else in the world can you eat a brandy and watermelon snowcone that was a gift, and watch a 300 pound naked man in his 60's ride by on a bike. I love it!!!!!!

be safe, and see you in 290 or so days.

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:03 pm

D = Dig it!

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:14 pm

E = EXPERIENCE IT.....

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:37 pm

Oh boy... "F" is up for grabs now...

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:18 pm

F = FIRE and bigger is better!!

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:22 pm

Ffff...ffff...friggin' anarchy!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:38 pm

A = AMUSEMENT...or...um....ABANDONMENT.....er, um......my ASSSSSSSSSS, BABY...MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B = BONDAGE ('nuff said)

C = CUNNILINGUS

...um, were we going fer D? E? F? G? H? I? J? ETC..................

OK!!! COOL!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS GROUP!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!um...OK...um...where was I?

E = ELLLLINGULOUS (that means sex in the EARS)

F = FUCK ME --- IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

G- GARGGGGGANTUOUS COCK (forgive me if I spelled that wrong...)

H = HUG ME (we girls really dig that huggin' shit, dudes...)

I = ILLINGOUOUS (um, like, in our illisacrous illingouus...I made that up)

J = JACK ME UP!!!!!!!!!!

K = KOCK!!!!! KOCK!!!!!!!!! (OK. I'm fucked up - CUZ IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!) KOCK ME!!!! KOCK ME!!!!!!!

L = LICK ME

M = MENAGE A TROI (improvising here)

N = NO LIMITS (it's my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) i will probably regret this tomorrow...maybe not.....

O = ORGASSSSSSSSSSSSM.........................DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (don't be stupid...everyone loves THIS!!!)

P = PUSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! er, um, OK....PENIS...er PRICK!!!

Q = NO QUICKIES!!!!!!!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R = RUB IT RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

S = SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

T = TITTY DANCE -- WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!! naked...woo-hoo!!!!!!

U = U WISH U WERE HERE WITH ME RIGHT NOW...........

V = VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO-HOO....VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

W = WHAT????

X = XRAY THIS, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y = YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Z = ZRRRRZRZRZRZRZRRZRZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ME TO THE MOON!!!!!

K-mom · Post by **K-mom** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:50 pm

G = Grrrreeeeeeeen

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:19 am

H= Hot as hell

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:03 am

I = Indescribable!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:11 am

Immolation.

Incandescent.

Insanity.

Indoctrination.

no...

INTOXICATING!!

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:06 am

Jesus Juice!!!

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:30 am

K = Kidsville

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:12 am

Liver - Be kind to your Liver. Take care of your Liver.
Without your Liver you are pretty much toast.

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:55 am

M= Me. It's all about ME and MY direct experience. Got that, dipshits?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:10 am

N= NEVER.

NEVER put baby wipes in the porta-pottys!

NEVER underestimate the desert.

NEVER run with your hands in your pockets...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:29 am

O
Organized Chaos?
Orgasmatron?
Opulent Temple?
Overwhelming?
Overindulging?
Over the Top?

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:33 am

P = playa, naturally!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:30 pm

Always
Burning
Crap

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:18 pm

Monkeypoo, I'm not positive what's on your mind,,,,but T is for tips
http://www.cunnilingustutor.com/top50.shtml

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:28 pm

What happened to q r and s?

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:06 pm

Q = Quandry

R = Rules? We don't need no stinkin' rules!

S = *shrugs*

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:00 am

T = Tornado

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:43 am

U=
Unique Union of Units Unveiling Undiscovered Underground Utopian
Universal Unconscious Urban Uproar. ..Unbelievable!

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:53 am

V = Venomous Vulgar Vulvas Voraciously deVour Victims.

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:07 am

W= Why? Why does all the cool shit happen when I'm not around?
W= What? What's so goddam funny about that?
W= Where? Where's my gift?
W= Who? Who took a shit in front of my tent?
W= When? When does Critical Tits happen?
W= Which? Which one of these is Ecstacy and which is just a Tums?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:28 am

X

Xylaphone. The wimpy answer every alphabet book has to use, unless it cheats and uses x-rays.

Oh, I suppose you wanted something like X-Files--it's out there.