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Post by helitack » Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:37 pm

No Shit?
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Post by OregonRed » Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:56 pm

Fuck that! I need the fucking rant space. Don't really give a shit if anyone reads my rants, just feels fuckin' good to get 'em out there...

That said...

Took too many fuckin' credits this term and can't seem to keep fucking anything straight! My husband's been home about three fucking weeks since BRC, and it's really starting to fucking wear on me. I fucking adore this man but it's incredibly fucking difficult to maintain intimacy with someone who's NEVER FUCKING THERE!!!! AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

Thank you.
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Post by BigCock » Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:03 pm

There's far worse things you could do than rant on a fuck thread and I hope the CO appreciates that. Great to fucking hear from you Red!
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Post by AntiM » Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:53 pm

I fucking adore this man but it's incredibly fucking difficult to maintain intimacy with someone who's NEVER FUCKING THERE!!!! AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!
I fucking hear THAT loud and clear Red! Fuck!
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Post by AntiM » Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:58 pm

fuck fuck fuckety fuck I LOVE saying FUCK! I love that you all love to say FUCK too! I love this fucking eplaya!

That was a rant btw ... I'm on a commercial board run by a cable network, fan of a show, like to keep up and see what the other nuts are thinking .... yikes! Fuck! One of the board members had a post pulled for putting a religious slogan in her post! Fuck! I may not be religious meeself, but holy fuck, if the woman believes in Jeebus, who the fucking hell cares?!

I wonder how fucking long it will be before they find a fucking reason to bounce the openly burner purpled-haired fuckin' freak!
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Post by nogganoodle » Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:03 am

I've fucked my back up good and proper. Hurts like a fucker.

But I get a week or more off work. Fuckin' A!
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Post by BigCock » Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:44 am

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Post by pinemom » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:19 am

double fuck...!




so fuckin sorry Noggan!
I know that must fucking smart! be so very careful when you try to pick up your son, thats gonna be a hard one...I hurt my back a couple times while my kids were still small. You look at them, their beggin for mommy love, and ya cant pick em up...but holy mother...we still fucking pick them up dont we!
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Post by OregonRed » Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:42 am

Thanks guys! He does fuckin' appreciate it... Doesn't ease the frustration of not getting fucked regularly tho!!!!! FUCK!

I'll try to b e a bit more regular with my posts... School takes up all my time these days...
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Post by BAS » Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:48 pm

Fuck. Just, fuck.

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Post by Bin Noddin » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:37 am

FUCK! Some ratbastard walked into my bank and withdrew $500 from my account. Thieving assholes! Clueless tellers that let him do it! FUCKERS! Now the bank is "investigating" and will get back to me. Think I'll ever see the money? FUCK!
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Post by AntiM » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:38 am

Fuck BN! That fucking sucks fucking donkey ass-water!
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Post by helitack » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:45 am

FUCK! No triple Fuck!!!
My truck has been down for a month. I just replaced the carb, it started, too much timing, tried to re time it. Now it won't go. Fuck. 100 miles to the mechanics shops. $1000 for a tow. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I give up.
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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:48 am

Too fuckin bad about your truck Helitack. Did you get to go to the FloridaAfterburn? Hope things run smoother for you really fuckin soon.
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Post by helitack » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:49 am

Huh? I am fucking 2000 plus miles from FLA.
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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:12 am

helitack wrote:FUCK! No triple Fuck!!!
My truck has been down for a month. I just replaced the carb, it started, too much timing, tried to re time it. Now it won't go. Fuck. 100 miles to the mechanics shops. $1000 for a tow. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I give up.
y'all can't fucking give up.

it isn't in your fucking nature.
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Post by helitack » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:21 am

Fucki it. I have a fucking broken hand and it's really hard to turn wrenches.
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Post by the fire elf » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:48 am

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Post by the fire elf » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:59 am

is this the fucking pity party?
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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:04 am

No. The Fucking Pity Party was last week. Sorry you missed it. Actually, I'm NOT sorry you missed it. I missed it and I'm fucking glad I did. I hear those parties are fucking boring anyways. Lets say we just find a cool dome with some great tunes and dance our fucking asses off.
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Post by the fire elf » Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:14 pm

while reminiscing high school i had the most pleasant fucking thought wrote:i was thinking co-ed faction wrestling in the park and unchaperoned eco club trips
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Post by BAS » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:09 pm

fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck.
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Post by BAS » Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:00 am

fuck. fuck. fuck. I suck. fuck. fuck. fuck.
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Post by joel the ornery » Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:45 pm

i enjoyed the most incredible fucking evening last night with someone very beautiful, caring and sexy and an incredible fucking few moements of intimacy today... recently, my life is going so fucking well...

hee hee hee....

yay me... yay you, go get some for yourself!!!!!

fucking YAY!
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Post by AntiM » Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:08 am

Fucking AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I am so fucking pissed off at Larry right now! Fuck but he's got tunnel-vision some days! FUCK!
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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:42 am

portland fucking santacon...

should i stay or should i go?

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Post by BAS » Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:37 pm

Sears did a fucking great job of talking me out of buying a new pair of glasses there today! :roll:
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Post by Lassen Forge » Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:55 am

Penning a silly fucking question, joel the ornery, wrote:portland fucking santacon...

should i stay or should i go?

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
You shouldn't have to ask...

FUCKIN' GO!!!

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Post by AntiM » Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:03 am

Fuck yes! Larry wil be home sometime today; they have no work for him. Fucking panic, the Salt Lake Tribune is doing a color piece on my humble abode tomorrow, and it is not tidy! Yikes! Fuck!
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Post by AntiM » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:15 am

FUCK ME HAPPY! FUCK YES!

Larry starts his first flatbed run to Vegas on Monday morning. One of the original four drivers in the start-up fleet got pissy about the tractor Central assigned to him. It is a fucking flattop, not a funcking condo, so he said Fuck Off, I've got fucking senority and if I don't get a fucking condo tractor, I'm not fucking driving flatbed. So Larry is number five on the list, as soon as he unloads in Portland, and picks up, he's headed back to Utah to switch over jobs.

Same company, better pay, back and forth to Vegas. Later he'll just swap out loaded for empty, but for now, that's three trips a week up and down I-15. AND HE"LL BE FUCKING HOME!

Happy fucking dance ... although he may have to miss fucking Solstice which fucking sucks, but at least he's on a local run for the next three~seven years, unless he gets fucking bored and goes back OTR.
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