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Post by Toolmaker » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:42 pm

FUCK RED BULL I WANNA RIDE THE WHITE PONY!

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Post by EspressoDude » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:56 pm

white pony in one hand, brown horse in the other........
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
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Post by Toolmaker » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:06 pm

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Box Burner
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Post by Box Burner » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:22 pm

There you go with them funny drinks again... Is that anything like Hawiian Punch? Last time I had one of your drinks it floored me. :)
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
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Post by SED » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:25 am

SMACK! SMACK!

And one for the horse you rode in on . . .

SMACK!
It ain't the hanging, it's the drop.

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Post by helitack » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:25 am

Actively helping President Trump build the wall

Winning hearts and minds in lovely TexMexistan...

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:10 pm

pinemom wrote:who the hell is ADRIAN?

...and you know what happens when you smack me these dayz...your choice?!
A cool person that edits Piss clear and now is more famous because of me, AIIZ!

Can I get my smack now???

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Post by Toolmaker » Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:27 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Can I get my smack now???


/me smacks you in da head with a grouper

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Jewel***
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Post by Jewel*** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:30 pm

I need a giant smack in the head. but can someone other than SED do it please?

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Post by pinemom » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:58 pm

<<SMACK>>

how's that babe!?!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Jewel***
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Post by Jewel*** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:32 pm

AHHHH, just what the doctor ordered!

I knew I could count on you pmom. :D

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Post by Desert Duck » Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:04 pm

(Duck shoots in and smacks jewel*** and pinemom on the ass then ducks out as toolmaker is picking up a 7 foot sturgeon)

smack

smack
I like pudding.

I like tea.

I like chocolate.

Do you like me?

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Post by Jewel*** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:32 pm

Thanks DD, a smack on the ass is better than 2 on the head........

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Post by robbidobbs » Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:48 pm

Ok, I think I need one now.
Go ahead...
smack me.

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BAS
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Post by BAS » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:40 pm

shrugs.

Okay. Grabs a live, wet trout.

SMACK!!!



:shock:

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Post by K-mom » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:07 pm

Sellin Smakk on E-playa?

Bout' time!! Hook it up!?
You call it malt liquor, I call it breakfast.

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Post by pinemom » Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:11 am

Nah, its free smack...see we get ya hooked...then we can name ANY price K-Mom!!!!!!!!!!!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Post by Box Burner » Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:26 am

I need a smack in the head. I just figured out what to get my nine year old daughter for christmas and I probably don't have enough time or money to get it. Damn!
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

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Post by Monkeypoo » Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:32 am

Fuck yeah. I need a smack. A big one. Especially for dialing drunk to half my friends on my phone and emailing drunk after drinking too much Senor Pinot Grigio the other night. What gets into me? :-P Can I get smacked on the ass, though? Thanks.

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Post by SED » Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:44 pm

Smack! That's for you BoxB, for thinking you should get a 9 year old something you can't afford.

Smack! Smack! Monkeypoo. Happy?
It ain't the hanging, it's the drop.

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Post by Monkeypoo » Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:47 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:Which "wood" you prefer, American or English?
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I want ENGLISH.....ENGLISH.....

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Post by SED » Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:53 pm

You'll take what you get and like it. SMACK!
It ain't the hanging, it's the drop.

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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:38 pm

SED wrote:You'll take what you get and like it. SMACK!
YEAH!!!! That's what I like to hear!!!! GIMME GIMME!!!!

...and, like OK, it's my birthday today...so I want EXTRA SMACKS!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by AntiM » Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:12 pm

Okay who ordered trout?

Well smack me with a trout and call me Alice!

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Monkeypoo
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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:32 pm

**SMACKS with a fresh SMELLY TROUT HEAD***

MWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxooxoxoox

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Post by AntiM » Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:47 pm

fish heads fish heads rolly poly fish heads SMACK!

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Monkeypoo
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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:46 pm

**laughing manically***



YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK....




That's why I love you. This is why I feel so normal in my everyday life....

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BAS
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Post by BAS » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:20 pm

It is almost 1:30 in the morning, I have to get up for work in the morning, and I am online..., I probably need a smack to the head, too!


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Do things that have never been done."
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Post by SED » Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:09 pm

Getcher smacks here.
It ain't the hanging, it's the drop.

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Post by Bin Noddin » Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:07 am

Go ahead, SED. I need something and a smack may be it.
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