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Bin Noddin
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Post by Bin Noddin » Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:47 pm

Right next to the sumo ring. Where's SED when you need him? Somebody smack that monkey's butt hard! Happy B'Day, MonkeyPoo. And for your viewing pleasure:
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Jewel & BinNoddin in a BAR in Washington. Lookadat purty B-Man necklace she gave me.
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Jewel & the newly named Burner LUSHious.
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen
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Monkeypoo
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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:04 pm

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH FUCK................I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRUNK RIGHT NOW............


WOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


oH FUCK....I AM NAKED WRITING THIS.......... hee hee heeeeeeeeeeee
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Monkeypoo
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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:06 pm

Pay no attention to the Monkey behind the curtain right now!!!!!!!!!!!!


BAWFAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monkeypoo
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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:13 pm

**nekkid tittie dancing on the BAR and flinging blue glo-poi**

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



FUCK. i wish I was out on the Playa.............

FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.............

Calm down, Monkeypoo...calm down......

AHHHH...FUCK THAT -- IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Martiansky
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Post by Martiansky » Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:42 am

Happy Birthday Monkeypoo!! Sorry I missed your day!
Have a great after birthday day today!!
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Lassen Forge
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Post by Lassen Forge » Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:57 am

Hey Monkeypoo...

Had to wait until you were a little less... um... intoxicated

Otherwise you might not... feel... this properly:

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Happy (day late) Birthday, hon!!!

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sputnik
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Post by sputnik » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:44 am

BBS, let me borrow that paddle...

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Thanks! Happy Birthday Monkeypoo and good morning ePlaya. Time for some coffee and maybe some Kahlua.
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Jewel***
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Post by Jewel*** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:56 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONKEYPOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOO HUNGOVER TODAY.

hey sput, how's it hangin'?
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sputnik
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Post by sputnik » Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:00 am

Jewel. Good morning.

Things are good. You?
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helitack
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Location: A secret, undisclosed location in TexMexistan...

Post by helitack » Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:17 am

Jeeeebus.
Actively helping President Trump build the wall

Winning hearts and minds in lovely TexMexistan...
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joel the ornery
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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:19 am

morning sput... ah the lovely jewel***...

quite an evening, cheese crackers, venison sausage... and some nice tender moments with a lovely woman. <shudder>

um, what's to drink?

dental appointment today for a crown... wonderful fun.

ETA: happy birthday monkeypoo
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sputnik
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Post by sputnik » Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:33 am

Hey Joel, Heli!

Looks like my weekend of fun may have been cut short by a case of strep throat (not me). So I might just be drinking, which isn't all bad either.
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joel the ornery
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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:40 am

there was a doubt there would be drinking?
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sputnik
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Post by sputnik » Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:43 am

Never a doubt. Drinking was part of the plan.
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Bin Noddin
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Post by Bin Noddin » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:44 pm

SSSHHHHHHH - the monkey is still sleeping it off. WOW! What a birthday riot. And look at all that shit on the walls.
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen
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sputnik
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Post by sputnik » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:30 pm

Is this the place I'd find the Local Hot Young Sexy Nude Girls Tonight?

If not, how about a CC on the rocks?
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LeChatNoir
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Post by LeChatNoir » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:01 pm

Not sure about the local hot sexy young nude girls, but I help you get a big, fat furry pussy on you head.

(gets ready to jump)

huh?

huh?

You want it?
You want it?
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Mozy bonz
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Post by Mozy bonz » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:08 pm

pussy!?!
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LeChatNoir
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Post by LeChatNoir » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:25 pm

POUNCE!!!
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sputnik
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Post by sputnik » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:30 pm

damn! Get off! That's not what I was thinking of.

Anyway the cc is hitting the spot and I'm hitting the sack.
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LeChatNoir
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Post by LeChatNoir » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:38 pm

Night sputnik...

how the hell are you Mozy?
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sputnik
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Post by sputnik » Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:59 am

Good morning.

Coffee is up for those who need it.

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Post by AntiM » Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:54 am

Thank you.
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sputnik
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Post by sputnik » Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:04 am

Beer time here on the east side.

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:28 am

Only love
Can make it rain
The way the beach
Is kissed by the sea
Only love
Can make it rain
Like the sweat of lovers
Layin' in the fields

Love
Reign o'er me

Love
Reign o'er me
Rain on me
Rain on me

Only love
Can bring the rain
That makes you yearn
To the sky
Only love
Can bring the rain
That falls like tears
From all high

Love
Reign o'er me
Rain on me
Rain on me

Love
Reign o'er me
Rain on me
Rain on me

On the dry and dusty road
The nights we spent apart alone
I need to get back home
To cool cool rain

I can't sleep and I lay and I think
The night is hot and black as ink
Woo Oh God I need a drink
Of cool cool rain

Love
Reign o'er me
Rain over me
Over me
Over me

Love
Reign o'er me
On me

Love...
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sputnik
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Post by sputnik » Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:52 pm

Bartendresses! More booze please.
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sputnik
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Post by sputnik » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:37 pm

Drinking alone again I see...oh well.


B52 time

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sputnik
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Post by sputnik » Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:29 pm

Crap, I hate upping my post count alone.[/img]
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Bin Noddin
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Post by Bin Noddin » Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:53 pm

spoootneeeek!
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beep - beep - beep - beep - beep
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sputnik
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Post by sputnik » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:50 am

More coffee....
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