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pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:58 am

am passing this on to you because it definitely
works, and we could all use a little more calmness in
our lives. By following simple advice heard on the
Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace
is to finish all the things you have started and have
never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I
started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the
house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahula, a package of Oreos,
the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest
of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of
chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those whom you think might be
in need of inner peace

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:01 am

Yeehaw.

Have a great one Heli

Great advice Pmom.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:12 am

Good morning All! Can someone help me finish all this Espresso I've got !

Bottled Water, French Roast Coffee, and an Espressomachine thats been on continuously for 5 days

Monday morning, time for a buzz

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:14 am

Thnx Sput!

Actaully yesturday Titwi and I built a hood and base for a 55 gallon aquarium. Today were gonna sand and paint it. Getting unfinished but started things done then start up the new ones...heheee
I have a list!
checking it twice...
...gonna find out who's been naughty AND nice!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:40 am

Actually, I'd enjoy finishing off Doctor Phil.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:43 am

pinemom wrote:Thnx Sput!

Actaully yesturday Titwi and I built a hood and base for a 55 gallon aquarium. Today were gonna sand and paint it. Getting unfinished but started things done then start up the new ones...heheee
I have a list!
checking it twice...
...gonna find out who's been naughty AND nice!

um, put me down for nice and naughty, please

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:44 am

Robotland, Joel!

Good to see you both again.

More espresso please!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:19 am

EspressoDude wrote:
Jewel*** wrote:i'm back from the land where dreams come true..........yup, we went to DisneyWorld. None of my dreams came true, but my legs hurt and my back is killing me. Fuck. I've used up just about all of my patience standing in 40-60 minute lines for a 90 second ride. I just don't understand how people go there every year.

gotta go do some laundry now.
So, this begs the question J*** : Did you go as a "visitor" or were you one of the "attractions"?

i think i was definitely a "visitor", EDude, but I'm really into you begging......

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:00 am

Hot cocoa with a dash of Bailey's and sit by the fireplace looking at the snow cover Gerlach.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:41 am

Bin - thanks for the head's up - thats a shot worthy of a Christmas Card....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:27 am

*fishy waves from her bowl*

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:34 am

Good afternoon folks. Just had a nice lunch with my Ubercarney brethren. Time to liquor up some more before trying to work. Good thing I don't drive heavy machinery.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:53 pm

Jewel*** wrote:EDude, but I'm really into you begging......

exactly what can be begged for? and attained through begging?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:02 pm

I never imagined you the type to beg Joel.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:25 pm

Jewel*** wrote:
EspressoDude wrote: So, this begs the question J*** : Did you go as a "visitor" or were you one of the "attractions"?
i think i was definitely a "visitor", EDude, but I'm really into you begging......

it WAS just a grammatical tool, and I usually don't beg. Grovel, maybe; but then what would the result of begging be???....

You might well make it worthwhile learning some new tricks:D

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:37 pm

sputnik wrote:I never imagined you the type to beg Joel.

you would be correct.

if "it" isn't given freely, i don't even want "it."

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:15 pm

Free Beer For Everybody!!!!

freely,

the rebbi

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:39 pm

Rabbi, I like the way you think!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:14 pm

I'm perched in "Bar" in New Haven waiting for Jewel*** to show up. Wow is she in for a surprise.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:16 pm

Film at 11:00 . . .

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:24 am

Just back now from the West Coast. Sure am glad I don't live in a city anymore.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:39 am

so, i walk into this college town bar, everyone all preppy and everything, and wonder, "how am i gonna recognize a big cock in a place like this..." i'm thinking, "does he wear the mask because there is something hideous underneath?" "will i be able to talk chicken talk with him?" "am i the oldest hen in this crowd?"

what an awesome guy!!! it's been great fun meeting people off playa. first Bin, than BC, and hopefully i'll see Zoom and Lorgasm again in January, but this time in Sarasota. Oh yeah, got a date in December too, but it's a secret. Shhhhhh.

Have a safe trip home Big Cock

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:59 am

Cool Jewel.

Coming to Detroit for Santarchy? Just three short weeks away.

Anyway, time for coffee the whiskey and late night has me very tired.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:16 am

Espresso Up !! for Sput

anyone else?

Fuck snow on top of freezing rain here..

All schools closed or 2 hours late...good excuse to get to work late too

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:16 am

whoa... too many beverages last night, i am way foggy today.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:22 am

Thanks eDude.

Yeah, I hear the PNW is getting some unusual weather. Have fun, go build a snowman or something.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:32 am

I agree Joel. Fuzzy and I'm thirsty.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:52 am

Gmornin' all....Yup colder then a witches tit in a brass bra these past couple dayz! Stupid snow flurries are just annoying...if your gonna snow....SNOW Dag'nabbit! I mean one snow flake every 10 minutes 10 feet in between is just like getting to second base and then the phone rings...and the other person ACTUALLY answers IT!(doesnt happen around here, mind you, it wouldnt dare!)
grrrrr

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:06 pm

allright, what the hell's been going on in here and why have i been getting crazy psychic bar vibes for days?? who's in here? why is it so dark? what's that on the wall? ew...what's that on the floor...? why the hell is everyone hung over on a freaking TUESDAY?? why am I hung over on a freaking TUESDAY?? and could someone please tell me why that goddamn no posts exist for this topic glitch has STILL not been fixed???

sheesh.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:11 pm

Ive asked Ive begged and I even added a fix it ticket to my signature...but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO they cant fix it???

Sorry Tisha' hangovertuesday means ya had a better monday then most! or well actually I guess it COULD mean you had a worse monday then most....either way...Monday night musta been fun!!!!

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