wish to create with cardboard / fart camp

helladee · Post by **helladee** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:08 am

Hi, im hella dee, and me and my friend Steve want to create a structure completly out of cardboard , wood, glue and duct tape, so that it is cost effective, light weight for transporting and eventually burnable on the playa. We are looking for people that would like to join us in collaborating in ideas. Such as useing this resource to make art projects like seating to bring people together to eat,talk, share stories, PARTY! We were thinking of makeing handles on the outside of walls so that a handfull of souls could all work together to cary it out to a designated place and hold an event of torching the fuck out of it!!! perhaps others could be wecome to contribute variouse burnables of all kinds to put inside this thing to make the flames higher... I HAVE A FETISH OF FARTS!!!!! since I was little, I thought they were really funny had have been ridiculed about it because Im a girl so to speak, and I would like to take this year to BLESS THE FART!!! If Im deppressed, all my friends know that flatulance will cheer me up! i cant help it, but over the years, I have learned to controle my incredible urge to roll on the floor laughing, due to the embaresment of boyfriends thinking im weird. In 2002, (my first burn) my appendix was just about to explode. Due to numerouse problems with my digestive system or otherwords being born with faulty plumbing, I used to with hold in my gasterouse needs, wich can lead to problems in releasing emotions and so fourth.... my story continues by becoming incredibly sick the night of the temple of joy burning down and takeing the long bumpy road home... I asked my friends for a laxative makeing problems worse, they begged me to go to the hospital....I was stubburn and refused...thinking it was just a horrible stomache sickness... I was haveing incredibly crazy dreams. The one that I diddnt forget was about me trying to jack off between cars at burning man and some guys kept eavesdropping so I couldn't get off...so I woke up and finished myself off and that is when my appendix exploded.... I was so sick but filled with so much sexual frustration, haveing I went with my ex-boyfriend and diddnt get any playa sex... I busted a nut and busted my appendix!!!!!! then stuck in triage for 6 HOURS!!!! at S.F. general hospital, haddn't eaten in 3 days, or had a shower in 7!!!!!! and had emergency surgery, they wouldnt let me eat for 2 more days!!!! I was there for a week.... my doctor said I had an estimated 3 hours more to live... so the fart needs to be recognized as a transaction of just the right amount of air and moisture, I plan to write a beautiful poem about it on a huge part of a cardboard wall. Expressing my feelings on how it needs to be praised more among the female community.... woeman have been suppressed for years over theire RIPPING freedome. We have been looked down upon about it, alot of people seem to think that it is (un-acceptable) that we should go to the bathroom.... but it's okay if guy's do it openly... fuck that! so anyways, we want to make a wall of cut-out (ass) holes (so you and your friends can put your butts through them and get your picture taken.) Perhaps pass out beans on the esplenade promotiong fart contests with a pannel of judges!!! HA! HA! HA! (im not gonna judge the stinkiest one though) SO! I want to write a whoopie cushion company and see if they would be willing to donate for the winners of the contest, or some (who farted?) tee shirts.... maybe even construct the worlds largest whoopie cushion with a latter? sounds like fun? or just be fucking hilariouse? download a weeks worth of farts? I was also thinking about an adult size baby changeing station(self serve) of course, complete with diapers,powder, oil, rash cream for when your bike takes a toll on you. So, if you have any questions contact me thanks, Hella Dee

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:29 am

We were thinking of makeing handles on the outside of walls so that a handfull of souls could all work together to cary it out to a designated place and hold an event of torching the fuck out of it!!! perhaps others could be wecome to contribute variouse burnables of all kinds to put inside this thing to make the flames higher...

Of course, you know you have to have a burn platform and a way to remove all the ashes, yes? Check the art installation guidelines on the main site, alas, Burning Man has no "free range" burning.

chup · Post by **chup** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:13 pm

There is such a thing as "To Much Information"
Somethings are better left private........

helladee · Post by **helladee** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 2:48 pm

y know what ? go fuck yourself, last time I checked, this was a Burning man web site..... I can do what ever the hell I want.... my story was straight from my heart that has caused me to go through much pain and suffering, obviously you are too narrow minded to understand.... see that' what Im talking about... people like you that arent open to the whole fucking idea that Im trying to get across!!!!! If you dont like it EAT SHIT! !!!!!!!!! I WISH I COULD RIP A NICE JUICY, WET, STANKY FART IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
ASSHOLE!

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:55 pm

Uncool helladee, check your private messages please.

chup · Post by **chup** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:08 pm

Sorry I pissed you off.... PLEASE make sure you camp is downwind of mine !

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:50 pm

Better yet near someone with a major flamethrower......

gina bear · Post by **gina bear** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:07 pm

Ha,ha I love it what would burning man be with out the sick an twisted. I think youv got a few good ideas in thier hal but most all youv got ideas i hear about at burning man laugh my ass off at and thank god its not compulsory to go! I love your story totaly random. Congratulations youv won warper of the year! :lol:

helladee · Post by **helladee** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:39 pm

[quote="gina bear"]Ha,ha I love it what would burning man be with out the sick an twisted. I think youv got a few good ideas in thier hal but most all youv got ideas i hear about at burning man laugh my ass off at and thank god its not compulsory to go! I love your story totaly random. Congratulations youv won warper of the year! :lol:[/quote]

helladee · Post by **helladee** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:45 am

thank you for your love , support and understanding, it makes me feel good and that was my objective, well, I got alot of time to think about this and how to make it all come about.... keep partyin' y'all, may you all be able to fart in peace and laugh about it.... trying to come up with how to go about making a room sized whoopie cushion? I guess buy the same kinda material, or make the hole where the air comes out whoopie material....and then the part where people would free fall on it would be more durrable with layers... things tend to get pretty dry out there such as the stripper poles, doing tricks on them sucked a little, so I think Im gonna have to do a layer of moisture somehow on the inner rim when Im opperating the fucker...LIKE VASELINE... glitter woulda been coool to shoot out of it but I respect the playa.... the wall of ass cheeks will be made posible by the public broadcasting of Steve. We plan to have art mediums such as markers and shit to draw or whatever on box land.... trying to come up with a kicken name.... dont worry I will..... and everone else can just suck a BIG!!! FAT!!!! HAIRY!!!!! TOE!!!!!! BUT SERIOUSLY, I LOVE YOU ALL JUST IF YOU WERE MY VERY OWN PUPPIES THAT I GAVE BIRTH TO..... AND I MEAN THAT FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY TALENTED VAGINA, HOPE I AM NOT OFFENDIN' ANYONE, IM JUST A FREE,DERRANGED SPIRIT WITH A SICK SENSE OF HUMOR....MY BAD!!!! HA !! PEACE BEEYACHES!!!!

nocturnal_steve · Post by **nocturnal_steve** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:21 pm

....smell like perfume.

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:26 am

Yes, it is Burning Man. Yes, you can do whatever you want, creatively. You're still annoying. Learn the language.

<PLONK>

helladee · Post by **helladee** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:22 pm

ya know what you are annoying cause you were just born that way, grow up and stop being mean... I m trying to learn the language... I hope you feel all bad ass picking on me... Ill arm wrestle you on the playa ....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:22 pm

I wish I could remember what it was like being 12 years old.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:13 pm

Maybe in a few years this nweeb will find out what it's like to be 12... seems it ain't *quite* to that level yet.

Just spent an afternoon with the nieces, nephews, and grandkids. All of whom had more sense than...

Well...

never mind. You know what I was about to say.

Back to dreams of SB, at the brewery taproom...

bb

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:54 pm

Helladee - from reading your posts i picture you as a rough, foul mouthed opinionated woman, who has no problem speaking her mind, farting at the inlaws house, carhart wearing welder type.

rock on, and who gives a shit about what I think -

later

helladee · Post by **helladee** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:07 am

im actually a really hot chick that is just trying out this blog thang and reach out to my BM community....so na! I ADMIT THAT i HAD A ROUGH START ... cause I WAS HAVEIN A FUCKED UP DAY, maybe I wouldnt be so annoying if someone would actually be a fellow burner and show some love, instead of shooting theire load all over the place.... I have the right to be here and I m GODZ child just as much as everybody else... I m trying to turn it around and turn it into something positive... and every time I turn around... someone has to make me re-live being picked on in third grade.... who ever they are... they were probably a bully back then.... BE NICER PLEASE... IM TRYING... AND IF YOU CANT... then I will say what I said in the begining... go F%$#k YO SELF and I will see you at thunder dome... probably not... Im not a dike!! swear!!! [img][/img][color=orange][/color][color=blue][/color][size=18][/size]

K-mom · Post by **K-mom** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:28 pm

your 'fellow burners' are just as likely to blow their load as they are to show their love. and everything in between. where you been haning out these past Augusts?

helladee · Post by **helladee** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:34 pm

Hi it's your annoying burner friend again here just to piss you off cuz your so damn cool!!! hear any good fartz lately? I ripped one the other day and it was so loud....every one in church turned around in theire pews with a discusted look on theire face as we were about to start the surman! the preist started busting up laughing, it was one o those ones that burned like a wasabi fart that vibrated the wood and had no place to go accept beetween my lips and it tickled... I STARTED TO LAUGH, and it started to girate!!! every got to sample the aroma

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:23 pm

You offer your flatulence and demand love. Stop trying to sell yourself to yourself. At least we're not buying it.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:15 am

Previous statement amended to read- I forget what it was like to be 11 years old and playing on mommy and daddys computer when I shouldn't be...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:14 am

helitack wrote:Previous statement amended to read- I forget what it was like to be 11 years old and playing on mommy and daddys computer when I shouldn't be...

So you smell where he's coming from.

helladee · Post by **helladee** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:23 pm

I dont know what the problem is... you guys are really being too seriouse and very un-kind....I really dont appreciate it... thanks alot... pricks... this wasant the way I wanted it to go or the kind of feedback I wanted to hear.... I will just do everyone a favor and dis-continue this whole thing, It seems very strange that I am the only one that thinks farts are funny, just trying to make you laugh more than anything and maybe face and get over my immaturity. The part of my brain that obviousely diddnt fully develope after five like everyone else.... I m sorry for bothering everyone sSOOOOOOOO much, you call yourselves burners? you just go so you can tell all your friends that you went.... what ever thanks for crushing me.... see ya on the playa... so maybe you can really experiance and see what a good person I really am.... :cry: :cry: :cry: no one even tries to bother to help me use this thing....IM 27 BY THE WAY ASSHOLES I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON PLAYA DUST AND GET A REALLY BAD SUNBURN....OR BETTER YET SLEEP THROUGH THE BURN, BETTER YET HAVE YOUR APPENDIX EXPLODE ON THE NIGHT OF THE BURN.... i DONT WANT THIS TO BE HATE MAIL, BUT IT IS HOW i FEEL.

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:16 pm

Did somebody . . . ?

Eeeeewwww!!!

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:34 pm

Stand proud and find the bliss that's inside you, helladee. Just put down some newspapers first.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:30 am

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:21 pm

helladee wrote:I dont know what the problem is... you guys are really being too seriouse and very un-kind....I really dont appreciate it... thanks alot... pricks... this wasant the way I wanted it to go or the kind of feedback I wanted to hear.... I will just do everyone a favor and dis-continue this whole thing, It seems very strange that I am the only one that thinks farts are funny, just trying to make you laugh more than anything and maybe face and get over my immaturity. The part of my brain that obviousely diddnt fully develope after five like everyone else.... I m sorry for bothering everyone sSOOOOOOOO much, you call yourselves burners? you just go so you can tell all your friends that you went.... what ever thanks for crushing me.... see ya on the playa... so maybe you can really experiance and see what a good person I really am.... no one even tries to bother to help me use this thing....IM 27 BY THE WAY ASSHOLES I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON PLAYA DUST AND GET A REALLY BAD SUNBURN....OR BETTER YET SLEEP THROUGH THE BURN, BETTER YET HAVE YOUR APPENDIX EXPLODE ON THE NIGHT OF THE BURN.... i DONT WANT THIS TO BE HATE MAIL, BUT IT IS HOW i FEEL.

Your entirely welcome and thank you so much for your brilliant idea which was Flatulence Camp, it gives me something to strive for in the future, buh bye

MikeVDS · Post by **MikeVDS** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:51 pm

I hope your plan works out for you. I'm in Southern California, but have access to large quantities of free cardboard (farts too but those are hard to find storage for). I may be able to bring some to the playa for you or figure out a way to get it to you if you need it beforehand.

Also I'm glad we're getting some more rude people around here to piss all the P.C. whiners off. :) Me? I am generally "P.C." except when I can use it to piss some oversensitive people off.

Signed,
The Giant Ten Year Old

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:55 am

Golly... I appreciate a good thunderous honk as much as the next rude
55-year-old-going-on-12, but....
Letâ€™s see if we can turn this lemon of a thread into lemonade.

Supposedly true story from the world of automotive manufacturing:
A group of designers were working on a stately sedan and they needed to find a
suitable color. And they needed a decision that day. The marketing folks wanted
white, but not refrigerator white -- something off-white with class. Well into the
evening they found it in a piece of marble. Now what to call it? That turned out to
be even harder, specially since they were all tired. They were all thumbing thru
books and munching cold pizza when they finally found it. The book went around
the table and all agreed. One of them scribbled down the name and tossed the
project in the out basket.

The next day, the boss thundered in, mad as heck. This name is terrible, he said.
Nobody would buy a â€œfarted-onâ€

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:20 am

Have you heard the one about the theme camp built entirely out of cardboard?

wish to create with cardboard / fart camp

wish to create with cardboard / fart camp

wow. at least some one konws....

Mine....