Britney's crotch

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:56 pm

The pics are out.

For the love of God, don't go there.

I did.

I regret it.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:59 pm

SED wrote:The pics are out.

For the love of God, don't go there.

I did.

I regret it.

whoa, dude, that is where the children of federline come from... isn't that a holy place?

ummm... wait a minute aren't they all "holy" places worthy of worship?

from where i am sitting, yes.

K-mom · Post by **K-mom** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:28 am

this is Labia, not Mecca. Could be interesting to get a counter attached to each, see which is t ouched more often ..

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:35 am

The #1 and #2 most touristed places in the world: Mecca and Vegas

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:40 am

And #3: Britney's crotch shot.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:13 am

What a perfectly lovely idea for a theme camp.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:38 pm

I saw it. I've seen better.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:52 pm

cowboyangel wrote:I saw it. I've seen better.

Let me guess -- Bill Buckner?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:25 pm

nope. Erotic Ball 1996 SF I was the stage cameraman.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:27 pm

when will folks give poor ole Buckner a rest? Remember 04? Best Team baseball has or ever will see ever. amen

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:52 pm

I dunno. The '66 Orioles were pretty good when they swept the Dodgers and the following few years when they had 4 20-game winners on the pitching staff and some great field defense and hitting. Some of those years they probably had the best defensive team ever fielded (Brooks Robinson, Paul Blair, Mark Belanger just to name a few).

Much better than Britney's coochie. Bet she couldn't snag a shoe-top liner and throw out the runner leading off first with that thang.

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:12 am

Looks like third base has been stolen.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:26 am

geekster wrote:Bet she couldn't snag a shoe-top liner and throw out the runner leading off first with that thang.

did i ever mention i hate baseball and all it stands for?

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:46 am

joel the ornery wrote:
geekster wrote:Bet she couldn't snag a shoe-top liner and throw out the runner leading off first with that thang.
did i ever mention i hate baseball and all it stands for?

no joel, you haven't. would you like to talk about it?

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:59 am

As I think of it, it occurs to me that a baseball field and Britney's Crotch have a good deal in common. Both are V-shaped fields stretching into infinity. Both attract men gripping cylindrical objects desperate to reach home.

Anything else I might have missed?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:01 am

yeah you have to have a couple drinks to really appreciate Either!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:14 pm

and when you loose you 'strike out'...

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:52 pm

SED wrote:As I think of it, it occurs to me that a baseball field and Britney's Crotch have a good deal in common. Both are V-shaped fields stretching into infinity. Both attract men gripping cylindrical objects desperate to reach home.

Anything else I might have missed?

Yeah.. the balls.

Don't neglect the balls.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:00 pm

I'll let you know, I am taking Britney to dinner on Monday.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:35 pm

you obviously must have read the famous cookbook "To Serve Man".....

ZaphodBurner · Post by **ZaphodBurner** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:48 pm

cowboyangel wrote:nope. Erotic Ball 1996 SF I was the stage cameraman.

Was that the one where the Cramps played "Sympathy for the Devil" on stilts?

That's all I remember of the EEB (that I care to share here. ;>) Just thinking "Fuck. THAT is rock 'n' roll!"

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:37 pm

no, I think I got my date mixed up, must have been 1991. damn

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:40 pm

all I remember is that I was getting great shots, from very obliging people.
There was a sea of ferocious testosterone behind me screaming at ungodly decibels everytime my camera hit the special place. I think it might have been the most intense gig I ever had, apart from being chased by a Soviet warship in the Behring Sea.

ZaphodBurner · Post by **ZaphodBurner** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:04 am

cowboyangel wrote:all I remember is that I was getting great shots, from very obliging people. There was a sea of ferocious testosterone behind me screaming at ungodly decibels everytime my camera hit the special place. I think it might have been the most intense gig I ever had, apart from being chased by a Soviet warship in the Behring Sea.

Everything you just said rocks! Have a great week. My wife and some friends wanted to go to the EEB for quite awhile, but we decided to check out a desert party I'd been trying to get to for several years. ...haven't really though about the ball much since.

-zb

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:01 am

[quote="SED"]As I think of it, it occurs to me that a baseball field and Britney's Crotch have a good deal in common. Both are V-shaped fields stretching into infinity. Both attract men gripping cylindrical objects desperate to reach home.

Anything else I might have missed?[/quote]

both have chewing tobacco spit all over them...???

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:11 am

I think Kevin was declared out as a result of invoking the infield fly rule.

K-mom · Post by **K-mom** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:36 pm

Fuck! So I would guess that they're counting on human error, that moderators a& co. are too busy eating turkey to delete advertising shit like this... So basically, don't touch any of the posts/links from l00seHo or AbandonedOormat, or whatever their names are.

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 7:36 am

Actually I was having standing rib roast at my brother's place. Yep, me, the ONLY mod on the board who does spam and commerce. So live with it for a day. There is always at least one spambot attack every Sunday morning, so I guess it is holidays too. And if eplayans aren't savvy enough to not click the links, they can all the viruses they deserve.

YES I AM cranky about the spam. I start every fucking day deleting spam; geez, "moderator and co" is ME and I thought I could take a day off without you folks going to hell in a handbasket.

Happy holidays to all y'all too.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:59 pm

...I don`t know.
I wonder what it`s like to be a child of a whacked-out A-list super star.

I think it may be time for Britney to ditch the entourage and the press and come to the Playa.

Maybe someone could explain a few things to her...

.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:59 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote: I think it may be time for Britney to ditch the entourage and the press and come to the Playa.

Maybe someone could explain a few things to her....

That's about the most compassionate, most intelligent thing anyone has said so far.
I bet right now it really sucks to be Britney. Though I never knew what the big deal was about her anyway.

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