GET A HAIRCUT YOU GOD DAMNED HIPPIE

bedlam · Post by **bedlam** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:22 pm

and get a REAL job while yer at it!

preferably in a RPG factory in SIERRA LEONE

JOIN THE FUCKIN PEACE CORP and
STOP JACKING OFF

you're wasting all our time
YOU'RE WASTING MY FUCKING TIME

asshole liar scumbag cheating SHITHEADS
you STEAL what is NOT YOURS

...as for those of you who are pulling your weight
and are transcendentally beautiful, i apologize...

PULL ***DOUBLE*** YOUR FUCKING WEIGHT

SLACKERS!

bedlam

BM MIM, MM
DPW MMI

formerly of crystalnight heavy industries
formerly defender of cap pigs
formerly gave a shit about you douchbag do nothings

:-)

love, keep up the good work, etc.

NEGATIVE ENERGY SUCKS
BUT IT GETS RESULTS
NOW SHUT UP
AND GET BACK IN LINE
YOUR PAPERS
ARE NOT IN ORDER

make us proud

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:25 pm

Alrighty then.

bedlam · Post by **bedlam** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:33 pm

AntiM wrote: Alrighty then.

Adjutant! Get that man here in my Headquarters!

He stands in good with The Lord

AND I WANNA DECORATE HIM.

As You Were,
bedlam

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:59 pm

Dude, huh?

K-mom · Post by **K-mom** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:30 pm

SIR YES SIR

MikeVDS · Post by **MikeVDS** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:51 pm

bedlam · Post by **bedlam** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:57 pm

K-mom wrote:SIR YES SIR

GOD HAS A HARDON FOR K-mom BECAUSE SHE
KILLS
EVERYTHING
SHE
SEES.

Sergeant, this soldier gets DOUBLE FUCKING RATIONS.

I'll take my demerol cocktail in the flightlounge now sergeant. Two shots, two ice cubes, and don't skimp on the polonium this time.

...these open heart people... impossible to defeat...

...ah well the dead have no names...

Carry On,
bedlam

bedlam · Post by **bedlam** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:01 pm

MikeVDS wrote:Hi

YOU MISERABLE FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT
YOU DESECRATE MY LATRINE WITH THIS THOUGHTLESS
FORMLESS BRAINLESS WORTHLESS ODE TO FLORENCE
NIGHTINGALES ROTTEN DEAD ZOMBIE TITS WITH "Hi"?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY LATRINE?
DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN MY LATRINE?
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE?
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING?

YOU SUBHUMAN UNCREATIVE SCUMBAG!

You are hereby appointed Secretary of Defense.

Kill everything. and for the sake of jesus christ
KILL THE FUCKING HIPPIES
NOW BEFORE THEY BREED.

As You Were,
bedlam

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:30 pm

We are not worthy.

Bedlam, may I lick your boots sir?

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:18 pm

The Messiah! The Messiah!

The Messiah is come!

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:23 pm

Pretty tough words for a bunch of sissy hippie haters?

Why, in my part of the woods we back our shit talking with more shit talking, and occasionally thinka bout throwing down.

yarp - thats how I see it. bunch of damn hippie haters.

later

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:25 pm

bunch of damn hippie haters.

Pa, how can it be a-hatin' if'n it's so much fun doin' it? Huh?

MikeVDS · Post by **MikeVDS** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:47 am

*scratches ass and looks around while chewing bubblegum*

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:34 am

Thank you for making me a better citizen, sir!

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:49 pm

Peace, love and Lovely Squids Dancing!

bedlam · Post by **bedlam** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:02 am

(The scene is set. A bunch of THE SPANISH INQUISITION adjusted by a few decades, are confronting Galileo, shackles, rakes, beds, draws, and all. Rosencranz and Guildenstern flip a coin.)

NOW YOU WORTHLESS SHYSTER LOWLIFE SCUMSUCKING NO GOOD PIECE OF SHIT WOP COCK SUCKER

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE DISCOVERED THE FUCKING MOONS OF JUPITER? WELL IS THIS NOT JUST THE BEST FUCKING TREASON I HAVE EVER HEARD OF IN MY LIFE. WHAT IS YOUR NAME COCK SUCKER?

galileo

GALILEO. DOES THAT MEAN YOU DRINK GALLONS OF GOAT CUM?

no

NO WHAT SCUMBAG?

no sir

DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT SAY THAT YOU SAW OBJECTS ORBIT THE PLANET JUPITER

i said that there were...

I'M SORRY I FELT YOUR DADDY"S FINGERS IN MY ASSHOLE. WERE YOU TRYING TO GET A FINGER IN ON ME?

no sir

OK THEN YOU WERE TRYING TO CALL ME A LIAR

no sir

ALRIGHT WELL WE ARE BACK ON TRACK AND EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD HAS DECIDED TO TAKE A BREAK AND LIVE LIFE YOUR WAY. DON'T YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT?

...feel good about what sir?

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M PAID TO SUCK YOUR ASSHOLE? IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY? THAT I SUCK ASSHOLES FOR A LIVING?

...no sir, i just...

DO YOU THINK I WANT TO SUCK YOUR ASSHOLE?

... no sir!

I CANNOT FUCKING HEAR YOU. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE ABOUT TO BETRAY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TO ME. WERE YOU ABOUT TO BETRAY BABY JESUS?

...no sir!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I CANNOT HEAR YOU.

...NO SIR

THATS WONDERFUL MAY I ASK THE FUCKING QUESTIONS FOR AWHILE?

bedlam · Post by **bedlam** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:06 am

DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT SUGGEST THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE FUCKING SUN? I'M SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU DID YOU FUCKING SAY THE FUCKING EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN?

no

THAT IS OUTSTANDING. THAT IS WHAT WE LIKE TO HEAR. BY GOD AND ALL HIS VIRGIN CUNT LAPPERS, YOU WILL MAKE A SOLDIER OF THE LORD YET. NOW BEFORE WE RELEASE YOU DO YOU IN YOUR MISERABLE SHITHOLE INSIGNIFICANT SPECK OF A LIFE HAVE ANY ONE TINY LITTLE THING TO SAY FOR THE RECORD?

no

THAT IS FUCKING OUTSTANDING. YOU ARE NOW A CORPUS DECIMATOR. YOU ARE CONFINED TO HOUSE ARREST. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU WORTHLESS INSIGNIFICANT SCUMBAG MOTHERFUCKER BEFORE I HAVE YOU DEALT WITH.

and yet it does move

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:42 pm

ZaphodBurner · Post by **ZaphodBurner** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:41 pm

Ho no. I mean, no ho, sergeant. Just plain ho.

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:27 pm

bedlam wrote: THIS THOUGHTLESS
FORMLESS BRAINLESS WORTHLESS ODE TO FLORENCE
NIGHTINGALES ROTTEN DEAD ZOMBIE TITS...

Holy crap, that's artistic. How may I provoke you further?

doberman · Post by **doberman** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:02 pm

[quote="madmatt"][quote="bedlam"] THIS THOUGHTLESS
FORMLESS BRAINLESS WORTHLESS ODE TO FLORENCE
NIGHTINGALES ROTTEN DEAD ZOMBIE TITS...[/quote]

Holy crap, that's artistic. How may I provoke you further?[/quote]

just try!!

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:12 pm

doberman wrote: just try!!

*pokes with stick* Hey, this guy seems to be shorted out. Maybe all he needs to get back on his feet is a nice warm hug. Here you go fella...MMMMMMMMM *gives big hug* There, doesn't that feel nice?

Hey, what's that wet thing on my leg????

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:21 am

A leech?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:51 am

Our friend Bed Lam has a lot of Anger Issues to work out. Let's pray for him, then, of course, the firing squad.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:45 am

...does this mean I really didn't have to get my hair cut...?

B.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:44 pm

No, no, BAS you needed the haircut - you're job hunting, remember?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:07 pm

Oh! Yeah, that's right!

B.

andreea360 · Post by **andreea360** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:07 am

I don`t know if it is good to talk like that. You should take a deep breath and calm yourself. It`s better to stay calm because for using this kind of language, you can get enemies.

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oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:25 pm

With all of these GOD DAMNED HIPPIES around, who in the FUCK needs more ENEMIES ?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:55 am

i'm in deep cover, sir.