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Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:55 pm

tisha2 wrote:ohmygod, badger....that video is fucked UP!

well, what a waste of a perfectly enjoyable bitchfest. i was all excited by the thread title - ready to get back to some of the old days of friendly, expert flame throwing...back when a hearty 'FUCK OFF!' was the dearest form of 'I love you!'...but no... *sniffsniff* ...not to be...

it doesn't have to *hurtful*...witty banter can be fun!!

and, yeah...that oozing sore comment was totally out of line.

Hey, Tish: FUCK YOU!

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:41 pm

Let's not get all huggy here. This thread is dedicated to thuggish brutality.

K-mom · Post by **K-mom** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:11 pm

Gettin Thuggy Wit It

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:16 pm

Fewer hugs. More thugs.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:49 pm

I've always wondered what exactly fucking off entails. Perhaps you could show me SED.

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:10 pm

BigCock wrote:I've always wondered what exactly fucking off entails. Perhaps you could show me SED.

Happy to oblige.

Each of us fucks off in his or her own way. Since you ask, it's clear you haven't fucked off yourself yet and in my opinion, it's high time you did. Here's my suggestion for how you, Big Cock, can fuck off in your own special way:

Stick your feathery ass out behind you with your hands pressed against the small of your back. Strut about, jabbing your toothless beak here and there while scratching in the dust. Periodically raise your head, bug out your eyes and say with feeling and emphasis, "f'COFF! f'COFF!"

If you wanna know how I would fuck off, that's private. So fuck off.

Now go back to the hen house and get busy, ya big doodle doo-doo face. If there aren't some eggs for breakfast, we'll be having chicken soup by lunch time. Know what I'm sayin'?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:32 pm

If you're lucky by lunchtime you'll be too busy fucking to eat me. So eat me.
Anyway, an egg is a chicken's period - probably some nasty old factory hen with no feathers! You can use a tampon to soak up the yolk. Bon apetit.

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:39 pm

BigCock wrote:If you're lucky by lunchtime . . .

I have no luck. Only skill.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:55 pm

My, how cocky. Imitation is flattery, not thuggery. C'mon, how 'bout a hug.

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:01 pm

Your thuggery is buggery. Stick it up your egg hole.

And don't forget to f'COFF!

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:49 am

Thug this.

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:04 am

I . . . I . . . I just can't, Anti-M.

Not you.

Unless you really want a piece of me, you pedantic bag of guts.

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:23 am

2 PLAYAN ENTER..
1 PLAYAN LEAVE!

ANTI VS SED

/me runs to place a bet on Anti

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!

DING DING DING

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:32 am

Buwahahahaha. Nice!

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:36 am

Toolmaker wrote:2 PLAYAN ENTER..
1 PLAYAN LEAVE!

ANTI VS SED

/me runs to place a bet on Anti

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!

DING DING DING

No bets. The house always wins.

Besides, Anti-M's too fragile and dainty.

Now go polish yer tool, ya stoop.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:39 pm

Besides, Anti-M's too fragile and dainty.

Ah, but I cheat, I''m armed.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:46 pm

...legs aren`t bad either.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:49 pm

I'd consider fighting Tisha, only if we could use old bannanas.

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:00 pm

AntiM wrote:
Besides, Anti-M's too fragile and dainty.
Ah, but I cheat, I''m armed.

If I gave the whoopin' I got canned up, you'd be off with the nearest truck driver you could find.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:53 pm

and she's trained in LUCHA LIBRE:

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:10 pm

I've seen Anti-M's arsenal, and I'd have to say that SED is rightly and thoroughly fucked.

and not "proper fucked," since I know that's what you're all thinking

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:56 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:I've seen Anti-M's arsenal, and I'd have to say that SED is rightly and thoroughly fucked.

and not "proper fucked," since I know that's what you're all thinking

Ya goddam right. (Anti-M's ass and all.)

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:18 am

SED wrote:

If I gave the whoopin' I got canned up, you'd be off with the nearest truck driver you could find.

Darlin', not only is the truck driver at hand, he's part of the arsenal.

Any luck finding that can opener?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:16 am

I see a lot of struttin, and frequent mention of things getting stuck in holes, but not much ass kicking.
yawn
Anybody got any mushrooms? need to turn up the volume a bit ....

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:02 am

This do it for ya? I keep a cold one in the fridge. (oddly enough, that's true)

SED · Post by **SED** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:03 am

BigCock wrote:I see a lot of struttin, and frequent mention of things getting stuck in holes, but not much ass kicking.
yawn
Anybody got any mushrooms? need to turn up the volume a bit ....

If you had an ass, I'd kick it.

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:57 am

Come and get me, muthafuckas.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:21 am

Menorah Man! How festive!

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:25 pm

Cabana Springs wrote:Fuck - If you have children please start acting like a responsible fucking adult so your fucking children don't end up in jail too. How fucking difficult is that to understand. Fuck. What a great fucking role model you are. You should be so proud.

Here's another thing. Don't trust a fucking cop. That is fucking precious. Who should we trust? You? The stupid fuck who has children and spent christmas in Jail. What did you go to jail for? Being a good role model for your children? Probably fucking Not!

You want a good fund raising idea. How about you sell the fucking children to someone who gives a fuck about them. Cause you don't. You can use the proceeds to pay for your sorry fucking ass. Maybe then you can get your shit together and buy them back. I hope not.

What a total asshole you are. As though you have never made a mistake, you kick The CO when he's down in the most hateful language. You have no interest in the moral dimension of this man's current problem. You just want to hurt him. What do you even know about the matter besides what CO wrote? Nothing, I'll warrant. Cruel and ignorant.

I'm all for slapping fools, which is why I'm smacking you now. But there is a line we don't cross and you crossed it. If someone gets their ass kicked, you don't go over and kick him in the balls. Those of us with balls have an instinctual understanding of this. You seem to be unclear on the concept.

Do you think you are helping his children by heaping this abuse on him right now? Do you think you wrote anything that he and his wife haven't considered over the past four miserable days? Do you think your wanton cruelty will go unpunished? Do you think nobody will hold you down if The CO catches up to you. Do you think at all?

Cabana Springs · Post by **Cabana Springs** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:39 pm

SED - I never took you for the coddling pussy that you seem to be here.

You are absolutely right that I have no interest in the moral dimension of this man's current problem. Maybe it's about time that someone give this guy the tough love that he needs. For the childrens sake.

Smack me - please - felt more like a bitch slap.