Labwerks: Doomed and Forgotten... IN SPACE!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:44 pm

Besides, it was THEIR wrench!

AmbiguousClown · Post by **AmbiguousClown** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:46 pm

I'm rolling on the floor here. Great job!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:01 pm

Eureka! We have discovered through our intensive zero-gravity research on oven mitts:
in space they are completely weightless!

We will attempt to harness this great power and use oven mitts to implement and power anti-gravity devices for use in the eastern block of Terminial City. A great day for the people of our superior nation!

Space is the future!
The future is now!
Oven Mitts are good!

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:48 am

And here I thought oven mitts were only good for handling hot cookware and covering up the naughty bits. Just goes to show how little I know about the usefulness of oven mitts.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:24 am

The one that started it all!!!!!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:06 am

Oven Mitts:

Keeping the promise of industry for the people ...IN SPACE!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:38 am

Great novel, Spec.
Thank you.

izard · Post by **izard** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:25 pm

Greetings komrades (and komrade sympathizers). It is Komrade Cosmonaut Izard, of the Demokratik Republik of Pink and Orange. I have found my way out of the peoples' space shower, and I am therefore now squeaky clean of space dust and parasites and ready for duty aboard the Labverks wessel. What is my first task? ... in space.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:01 pm

Ah Komrade Izard! As we toil together on oven mitts in the lab here in space, I often forget that I outrank you. Such is the equality of the people of our great society.

Yes, your assignment. Please bring the sponge with you from the space shower and give us all sponge baths. Start with the women. Close your eyes and think of our beloved Kernul.

Do you know of the great celebration of our comrade, Yuri Gagarov? Much celebration with parties around Terra Firma:
www.YurisNight.net

Wait, did you want a REAL assignment?

izard · Post by **izard** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:08 pm

It appears Komrade Charlie has been into the Tang Fizzy Lifting Drinks...

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:44 am

I always knew our UPS guy longed to free...IN SPACE!

Damn, I'm horny, but I refuse to trade all of my space food sticks for another "oven mitt job" from the Space Hag. Something about her unibrow. Perhaps our beloved Kernul Killbuck was indeed wise in his choice of my fellow Kosmo-Naughties.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:45 am

We are but starving space puppets of the Killbuck regime. Somebody tell me again why we can't eat the stowaway bird.

Only one thing can save us now: Music from the East German Sci Fi Movie "Kosmos":
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/LG/DDR/Thomas ... Kosmos.mp3

Look at the picture above while you listen and I promise it will make Tang come out of your nose, or just watch this:

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:43 am

Oh... BTW.... it's Yuri Gagarin

Welcome Comrade Izzard..... I am laid up today with the chest cold. Not fit for simulator training... shall attept to recover over te next solar cycle.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:00 am

Oops. Yeah. President A'Vie Omar Suarez caught me on that one too. I'll bet they used different letters in Russia, too.

Yuri Gregarious, shut up and eat your space borscht.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:03 pm

Ours is on April 14th. Reno is always behind the times.
Here's our website for the event: www.MutantVehicle.com/yuri.htm

I love you more in zero gravity.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:02 pm

To Kernul Killbuck, Beloved Despot:

Heir Kernul: The Labwerks thread on E-playa now has more views than the entire Apokiliptika 2007 Terminal City thread! Please know that we do not wish to eclipse your glory and that of our great nation. Still, we celebrate and dance the zero-gravity moon monkey......IN SPACE!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:17 pm

Ah, Comrade Jellyfish.... worry not... for as Labwerks is a licensed and bonded official APOKILIPTIKA Spin off theme camp, and our actual REAL space program (gotta have one of those to be a serious world power) it is only fitting.

Besides, the central committee members are all on Quanza Break right now.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:25 am

Danke, Kernul. Didn't want you to think I was getting a big space helmet.

The new LabwÃ«rks 2 minute propaganda film is complete. Click here for re-education:

http://www.mutantvehicle.com/images/lab ... vie_16.wmv

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:56 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:46 am

Thunderbirds are Go-Go!

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:28 pm

Didn't Alpha Team do a techno-dance remix of the Thunderbirds theme? The same Alpha Team that did the great Speed Racer remix SPEED.

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:23 pm

OK, Thunderbirds are Go!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXvZnwvs5iA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tyw2Egt153w

I couldn't resist...there are more!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 4:52 am

And, a Happy Holidoom to one and all. Let the Annual carpet bombing begin!!!!!!!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:42 am

It's another wave!!!!!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 7:15 pm

Why is Santa-Man's CROTCH the part which is burning the most...?!

B.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 7:25 pm

Gee, just how many burns have you been to anyway?

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 7:29 pm

Remember when the Man was burned on top of a pile of Santas?

Or was it blowfish?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 7:50 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Gee, just how many burns have you been to anyway?

In spirit, physically, mentally, or what? The answers are different for each!

B.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 7:51 pm

Bob wrote:Remember when the Man was burned on top of a pile of Santas?

Or was it blowfish?

I'd heard it was blow-up dolls....

B.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:12 pm

It was blowfish.... I think.

Labwerks: Doomed and Forgotten... IN SPACE!

specta must be short for spectacular

Izards Assignment

Komrade, we have a problem!

Kosmos

LabwÃ«rks re-education film