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Post by Box Burner » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:51 am

Fucking Hooray AntiM!
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

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Post by joel the ornery » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:46 am

con-fucking-gratulations Anti M and Larry.

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Post by AntiM » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:48 am

thanks and FUCK EVERYBODY HAPPY!

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Post by joel the ornery » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:54 am

how did the interview go?

i think your news about Larry is fucking great. my grandfather was a trucker who eventually got a daily route, yet i think he liked being away from my granmother on ocassion.

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Post by AntiM » Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:40 am

The interview was fun, I had no idea how much fucking stuff and history and memories are in this house until I started a walk through. She was at a loss about just what to photograph, there's so much. She liked Bucky, he'll end up in the article I'm quite sure. Most folks do not have dressed skeletons sitting in the front room. And she took my and larry's picture in our Hunter S. Thompson outfits, chomping our cigarette holders, brandishing bottles of booze, a stethoscope and a copy of the movie. I may be in real fucking trouble here.

Oh, and I have the journalist mostly talked into attending the fucking Utah Solstice Burn, and she's "always been interested in Burning Man, but I was always in school." Well yer not now sweetie, I think I may have her fucking planning on buying a ticket and jumping right in this year. I'm such a bad fucking influence. She's a nice kid and I think she'd fit right the fuck in with the rest of us fucking loonies.

Yeah, there's days when even larry and I need some fucking time apart. I think trucking has saved more than one fucking marriage. That should balance out the number of fucking relationships the job breaks up!

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Post by Bin Noddin » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:03 pm

Fuck! I should be at the Black Cat enjoying El Vez right this minute, but back and neck spasms laid me low. A few months back a monster toothache ran me out of a Calexico performance. The body is falling apart. Fuck!
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Post by the fire elf » Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:38 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:Fuck! The body is falling apart. Fuck!
if the fucking mustard seed can do it...


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Post by Bin Noddin » Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:45 pm

the fire elf wrote:
Bin Noddin wrote:Fuck! The body is falling apart. Fuck!
if the fucking mustard seed can do it...
Well, it was a small, peevish "fuck!", but it was mine. Thanks for the cheer, Elf.
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Post by Jewel*** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:43 am

FUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could I find a fucking lawyer who isn't gonna fucking financially rape me? The one I just made an appointment with is 4 fucking hundred 75 dollars a fucking hour!

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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:10 pm

Hey Jewell!

Yeah, some lawyers can be so fucking greedy. And of course some aren't. I know here in FLA many certified trial lawyers do yearly pro bono work. I think they have to do it. dunno. Allow me to suggest contacting the Bar Association in your area. They can perhaps refer you to an atty to better serve your needs; pro bono.

Just a thought. I hate it when some lawyers take advantage. I wish you luck and peace.

BTW: We sure miss ya babe!!

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Post by Box Burner » Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:14 am

Happy Fucking Birthday Big Cock!
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
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Post by mojo » Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:10 am

FUCK!!!!!! Ran into a post in a parking lot this morning - my own stupid fault - the FIRST time I have ever been at fault in any fender smushing in my life. SHIT!!!! Did in the front passenger fender and quarter panel. FUCK.

Well, I guess that if that's the worst thing that happens to me this week, it will still be pretty OK.

Fucking fuckwad fucketty fuck.

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Post by pinemom » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:54 am

sorry Miss' Mojo! That fucken sucks!

And either people are having a better end of year...or thier being vewy vewy quiet about their FUCK UPS and FUCK ME'S...

Life is fucking good right now! Knock knock on wood!
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Post by judeebooger » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:55 am

fuckin' rock on everyone!
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:36 pm

HAPPY FUCKING BELATED BIRTHDAY BC!!
AND A BIG FUCKIN HUG TO MOJO!!

CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS FUCKIN MONTH TO GET OVER WITH.

SPEAKIN OF WHICH....HAPPY FUCKING CHRISTMAS AND MERRY FUCKIN NEW YEAR...HAPPY FUCKIN CHANUKA, KWANZA, AND WHY IN THE HELL AM I WRITING IN CAPS.

PEACE AND MUCH LOVE EVERYONE!!
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Post by nogganoodle » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:18 am

I quit my job.

And I don't have another one.

But FUCK it feels good!
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Post by the fire elf » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:28 am

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The poem takes a position
opposed to rationalism and materialism,
referring to the creative human
author as "the little maker"
wielding his "own small golden sceptre"
ruling his Subcreation
(understood as genuine Creation
within God's primary Creation)
Tolkien"]I will not treat your dusty path and flat,
denoting this and that by this and that,
your world immutable wherein no part
the little maker has with maker's art.
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Post by ibdave » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:40 pm

nogganoodle wrote:I quit my job.

And I don't have another one.

But FUCK it feels good!
Feeling GOOD is GREAT....
May you find a Great Job..... 8) 8)
I was Born OK the 1st Time....

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Post by mdmf007 » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:21 pm

Heres something fucked up, I buy a nice digital camera for BM 06', it disappears with the box, case, and all the other crap that comes with it. I assumed It was stolen Right?

Turns out my buddy took the fucker, and returned it to CompUsa for the money. How do I know - They refunded me the extended warranty money by check, in the mail with his name on the return info.

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Post by ibdave » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:22 pm

mdmf007 wrote:Heres something fucked up, I buy a nice digital camera for BM 06', it disappears with the box, case, and all the other crap that comes with it. I assumed It was stolen Right?

Turns out my buddy took the fucker, and returned it to CompUsa for the money. How do I know - They refunded me the extended warranty money by check, in the mail with his name on the return info.

FUCK YOU TYLER - FIND YOUR OWN CAMP AND WAY TO BM 2007'
Thats Fucked up alright... I mean he's a no-balls fucking turd...
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Post by pinemom » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:21 am

Heres something fucked up, I buy a nice digital camera for BM 06', it disappears with the box, case, and all the other crap that comes with it. I assumed It was stolen Right?

Turns out my buddy took the fucker, and returned it to CompUsa for the money. How do I know - They refunded me the extended warranty money by check, in the mail with his name on the return info.

FUCK YOU TYLER - FIND YOUR OWN CAMP AND WAY TO BM 2007'



woah, He shouldnt be allowed the fucking honor of attending Burningman after that. You should kick his ass to boot!
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Post by AntiM » Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:29 am

some days I really hate fucking eplaya some days I fucking really hate eplaya some fucking days I really hate eplaya some fucking days I really fucking hate the fucking eplaya

No really Anti M, tell us how you really fucking feel. Fuck You.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:46 am

mdmf007 wrote:Heres something f*cked up, I buy a nice digital camera for BM 06', it disappears with the box, case, and all the other crap that comes with it. I assumed It was stolen Right?
I'd say it f*cking WAS stolen.

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Post by BAS » Sat Dec 23, 2006 9:42 pm

Fuck. I pretty much just wasted a day not really getting anything done, just sitting around in front of my computer being bored. Now I am really annoyed with myself. Fuck you me!

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Post by helitack » Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:28 pm

Well fuck. No truck, no town, no town, no, well, just fuck....
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Post by robbidobbs » Sun Dec 24, 2006 6:52 pm

Fucking xmas-eve depression, right out of "it's a beautiful life" crap, only more Camus-like.

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Post by Box Burner » Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:12 pm

Fuck! xmas eve and I cannot spend it with the kids. Fuck, fuck, fuck!!!!!!!
Tomorrow I wake up and still no kids. :cry:


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Post by Killbuck » Mon Dec 25, 2006 4:54 am

And, a Happy Holidoom to one and all. Let the Annual carpet bombing begin!!!!!!!

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Post by The CO » Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:44 pm

I have had one of the lowest fucking xmas since either of my parents died... On Monday, Oregon Red & I got arrested as a result of someone I thought was my fucking friend dropping the dime on me, Tuesday I got out & fucking found out we can't see our kids as a result, Wednesday Red got out I found out we're not fucking allowed to see each other (co-defendants), Thursday found out it was going to cost 10,000 fucking dollars for lawyer fees, I lost two fucking weeks worth of work as a result, didn't get to spend xmas in Vegas with the wife, and didn't get to be with my family for fucking Christmas. So I'm about $20,000 in debt now, lonely, now have a criminal record fucking up out of US work permits and my formerly great security clearance, and sober as a judge. FFUUCCKK!!!

So, my lesson I encourage people to learn:

NEVER, EVER, EVER TRUST A FUCKING COP.
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Post by Zulegoona » Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:53 pm

It’s a fucking hard way to learn a lesson CO, good luck on getting things back together and making next year better, it can’t get much worst so there is no place to go but up.

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