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Bitterman
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Postby Bitterman » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:28 pm

bah-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tears in my eye, people,
tears in my eye............

and please, no playa crotch this year, i'm still chafed from 2003........


COMMODE-CROTCH, signing of
bm
Bah! Psshhh!

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Postby AntiM » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:04 pm

The United States of Crotch
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Postby Ranger Genius » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:33 pm

A crotch in time saves nine.


A Woman's Crotch is never done.

A crotch in the hand is worth two in the bush.

And the Piece de resistance:

A good crotch should be seen and not heard!
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”

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Postby Bitterman » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:05 pm

so as much as it *pains* me to disagree with the Ranger Genius, I must champion the "piece de resistance" as:

"A crotch in the hand is worth two in the bush"



I'll crawl back into my Roaring Crotch now, as soon as I find my Haversack Crotch.........which is probably with the Doyenne Crotch even now.

bm
Bah! Psshhh!

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Postby AntiM » Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:44 am

Too many cocks spoil the crotch.

Two crotches are better than one.
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judeebooger
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Postby judeebooger » Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:39 am

it was a dark and stormy crotch....
ying. yang. ping. pong.

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Postby AntiM » Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:25 am

Ding ding ding ding! We have a winner!
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EvilDustBooger
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:39 pm

Mary Tyler Crotch

Dick VanCrotch

Engelbert Humpercrotch

George C. Crotch

Sam Peckincrotch

The Boston RedCrotch

The Liberty Crotch

...The UniCrotcher !

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Bob
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Postby Bob » Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:23 pm

Escherichia crotchi
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"Let us say I suggest you may be human." -- Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

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Postby AntiM » Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:08 pm

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcrotch

Jesus Christ Supercrotch
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judeebooger
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Postby judeebooger » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:03 am

Haircrotch!
ying. yang. ping. pong.

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AntiM
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Postby AntiM » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:23 am

Godcrocth or Crotchspell?
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EvilDustBooger
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:31 am

...I`d say Crotchspell.

here`s one:

Batcrotch or Crotchboy...the musical?

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AntiM
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Postby AntiM » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:02 am

"Give me a crotch with hair, long beeeauyutiful hair ..."
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helitack
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Postby helitack » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:04 am

Eeeewwwwwww!
Nicely trimmed thank you very much.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Winning hearts and minds in lovely TexMexistan...

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Bob
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Postby Bob » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:18 am

You Light Up My Crotch.
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:25 am

U don’t have 2 be beautiful
2 turn me on
I just need your body baby
From dusk till dawn
U don’t need experience
2 turn me out
U just leave it all up 2 me
I’m gonna show u what it’s all about

U don’t have 2 be rich
2 be my girl
U don’t have 2 be cool
2 rule my world
Ain’t no particular sign I’m more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your

CROTCH

U got to not talk dirty, baby
If u wanna impress me
U can’t be 2 flirty, mama
I know how 2 undress me (yeah)
I want 2 be your fantasy
Maybe u could be mine
U just leave it all up to me
We could have a good time

U don’t have 2 be rich
2 be my girl
U don’t have 2 be cool
2 rule my world
Ain’t no particular sign I’m more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your

CROTCH

Yes
I think I wanna dance
Gotta, gotta
Little girl wendy’s parade
Gotta, gotta, gotta

Women not girls rule my world
I said they rule my world
Act your age, mama (not your shoe size)
Not your shoe size
Maybe we could do the twirl
U don’t have 2 watch dynasty
2 have an attitude
U just leave it all up 2 me
My love will be your food
Yeah

U don’t have 2 be rich
2 be my girl
U don’t have 2 be cool
2 rule my world
Ain’t no particular sign I’m more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your

CROTCH

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Postby mojo » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:44 pm

Don't forget the favorites from Andrew Crotch Weber:

Phantom of the Crotch (Crotch of the Opera?)

Catcrotchs

Crotch Miserables

and then there are these:

Nightmare before Crotchmas and Crotch Bride

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mojo
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Postby mojo » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:52 pm

I'd walk a mile for a CROTCH

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Postby judeebooger » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:03 am

The CrotchLighters
ying. yang. ping. pong.

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Bob
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Postby Bob » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:05 pm

Crotchonomicon.
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:09 pm

Necronomicrotch

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Postby d6 » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:58 pm

EDB / Bob - hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!


d6,

"So long, and thanks for all the Crotch"
your witty rejoinder just flew over my head.....

no trust fund getting supply buying self-reliant non-bankrolled questionable artistic contributor sacrificing electronics at will build it destroy it clean it haul it financially uninterested uber-bot

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Bob
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Postby Bob » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:18 pm

Crotch on a Hot Tin Roof.
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Postby SED » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:00 pm

Happy Hannukrotch!
It ain't the hanging, it's the drop.

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Bob
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Postby Bob » Sun Dec 24, 2006 3:48 pm

Mr. Tampax, the Xmas Crotch.
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AntiM
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Postby AntiM » Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:46 am

How the Crotch Stole Christmas
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Spokes
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Postby Spokes » Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:12 pm

Jaws 5

Big Trouble in Little Crotch

Old Yeller Crotch

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Spokes
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Postby Spokes » Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:41 pm

Das Booty

On the Waterfront II

Mi Labia

Crotch blanca

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Bob
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Postby Bob » Mon Dec 25, 2006 2:15 pm

The Magic Crotchian
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