Favorite Super Heroes

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:56 am

Menorah Man--able to sprout up to eight flame-shooting arms.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:20 am

"GagaGal": serving ultimate human happiness in removing gag-reflex muscles!!!

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:19 pm

Captain Redass, Bottle Rocket Warrior.

And his sidekick, Reduced to Printing Cost Photographer.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:51 pm

EXCREMAN
With superhuman control over bodily functions
and his self contained arsonal of sonic, liquid, solid, gaseous, and hormonal weaponry.

...you haven`t seen pissed off until you`ve seen EXCREMAN pissed off !

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:02 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:EXCREMAN
With superhuman control over bodily functions
and his self contained arsonal of sonic, liquid, solid, gaseous, and hormonal weaponry.

...you haven`t seen pissed off until you`ve seen EXCREMAN pissed off !

. . . and his loyal sidekick, The Ca-Ca Kid.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:41 pm

Jesus Man or moses man but Mohamed man

somewhat real, but now all fiction

Anyway Happy new year everyone!

Winter soltice the real new year's eve!

AIIZ

dana · Post by **dana** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:40 pm

Anal Man

He's actually a real life superhero. I lived with him for awhile. You could turn pictures a couple degrees, shift things around just slightly - and when he came back home he would walk around casually chatting with you, all the while setting everything back until it was perfect again, without even having to actually look at the things - just by his super powers. Radar that showed things out of place. No shit.

SED · Post by **SED** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:20 pm

dana wrote:Anal Man

He's actually a real life superhero. I lived with him for awhile. You could turn pictures a couple degrees, shift things around just slightly - and when he came back home he would walk around casually chatting with you, all the while setting everything back until it was perfect again, without even having to actually look at the things - just by his super powers. Radar that showed things out of place. No shit.

Also able to switch genders, as proven by my 5 year marriage to his female incarnation.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:45 pm

pinemom wrote:"GagaGal": serving ultimate human happiness in removing gag-reflex muscles!!!

Does it really work?? Is that why Titwi is always smiling???

Inquiring heads want to know

SED · Post by **SED** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:42 pm

And I thought he was just a happy guy.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:27 pm

http://www.jet-man.com/actuel.html

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:03 pm

The Soup Nazi

the guy has balls

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:15 pm

Patty O'Furniture- Able to seat dozens at garden parties.

Apathy Man- Hasn't got around to figuring out powers yet.