The Bar

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:46 pm

I knew I felt Love in the air.

It`s good to have something to occupy the heart and mind

besides beer I mean....

have a great holiday LOVE to all !

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:51 pm

Thanks EDB, you too!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:36 am

BigCock wrote:... I love EGGNOG!
mmmm, so fattening and yummy, I think I'll make a whole pitcher.

Whoa, check me out, hawkin' the product in the bar. I clearly need to take a break from working all the time. It's so typical these days, ya know? and so different from our parent's generation. When pop came home from work, that was it, he didn't talk or even think about it until the next day. Now it's 24-7 busy all the time work work work. Even most people without jobs seem to be excessively busy. Let's give ourselves a freakin break, ok? take some time off, vedge out a little, chill with the family, the neighbors or the concierge. Anyway, that's what I'm going to do. Private Cock, reporting for non duty. At ease. Over.

Petal of the Playa · Post by **Petal of the Playa** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:38 am

I hear ya BigCock... that's what I'm gonna do today...and tomorrow...and the next day too...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:44 am

Yes, time to veg

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:31 pm

Ok

Time to vegg out!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 4:57 am

And, a Happy Holidoom to one and all. Let the Annual carpet bombing begin!!!!!!!

SantaClaus · Post by **SantaClaus** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 6:22 am

HO HO HO! MERRY CHRIS ... ummm ... Holidoom?
Merry Holidoom kids!
My, things sure have gotten dark around here since last year. Oh well, it all seems just as merry and bright to me! HO HO HO!

ahem. Let's see. Eplaya bar, what have we got ...
checks list

hmmm, I see ....

checks again ....

Says here you've all been naughty. hmmm ...

Oh what the heck. HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS ANYWAY!!

And speaking of kilotons, here's something I know everyone will like:

Go ahead and grab yourself a kilo of kind bud! Now you know why Santa's laughing all the time. Santa's elves have serious green thumbs!

HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

See ya next year kids!

vanishes in cloud of green smoke ...

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 7:46 am

Ah yes, the Euphoria of Christmas. Let's all get a buzz on some Espresso at EspressoCamp this morning...right next door.......or Santa delivers

Merry Ho Ho to you all!!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:20 pm

okay, i know this could look very much like an attempt to revive my own dying thread, but honestly - i see that it's dying, and i just wanted to honor that and really couldn't think of how else to do it, and i do understand that the damn 'no posts exist for this topic' bug is largely responsible for the bar's demise. i'm sure it's some kind of inside plot by the tech team. they've all always acted like they liked me...but i saw them whispering when i left...

anyway, paranoia theory aside, i just wanted to say that this has been really special and truly amazing. i have made friends i will keep forever, as have many of you. seeing the real bar at Eplaya Bar Camp is a moment i will never forget. thanks for the memories y'all!!

*kisskiss*
~ tisha2

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:29 pm

It's noit your fault T2... it's the server. Your creation lives on at the Bar 2.0

*hick!*

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:29 pm

Do not despair! There's still hope! Tisha, come baaaack.............

I got here today without the "no posts for this topic" problem.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:56 pm

Tisha, Tisha, Tisha - We still visit, cobwebs and all.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:50 pm

I'm glad the php's fucked. I've gotten into enough trouble on account of my postings here. So there's a built in safety bug. Neat. Don't despair Tish. Everybody loves you. You could run for president of Black Rock and probably beat out Larry himself.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:52 pm

oh and the other darling...where are youoooooo??

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:59 pm

Hey, suddenly the door's fixed.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:10 pm

No its not - depends on the number of posts on the last page. So, smack me.

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:15 pm

I don't have visibility of the code, but I would expect that the post problem is due to a round off error due to using the wrong number format. From what I have seen, the first half of the page works fine, but once past the halfway point, the frustration begins. I would bet there is a script somewhere running a floating point calculation when it should be using integer math. I am surprised it is taking so long to get somebody to look at it, as correcting it should be a very minor change.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:24 pm

stargeezer wrote:I don't have visibility of the code, but I would expect that the post problem is due to a round off error due to using the wrong number format. From what I have seen, the first half of the page works fine, but once past the halfway point, the frustration begins. I would bet there is a script somewhere running a floating point calculation when it should be using integer math. I am surprised it is taking so long to get somebody to look at it, as correcting it should be a very minor change.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:32 am

......................... sniff .

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:08 am

Please see Bar Volume 2.0 for 2007 dedication ceromony in TISHA2's Honor!!!!

...bring a cup!

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:49 am

I'm not going to let it die . I have'nt been around much and only because of the spammers, thats the wading through shit I don't like. I wish someone would fix that first.
The extra page with no posts to me is like having a secret entrance here, if you can navigate it you've earned entry. Now i'm going over to the neb and take a little morning nap.

* Bambi blows the layer of dust off of the picture of tisha2 ,walks over to the neb, lifts a corner to reveal some skeletal remains ,pushes those aside and crawls in for a little snooze....*

Oh and Fuck all y'all !
Love Bambi

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:23 pm

Hey Bamb! I missed you! I still love you too!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:47 am

MOZY !
Miss seeing you around.
Hope it`s a good year for you.

That goes for you too.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:36 am

....(rustles around behind the bar, retrieves a pot, and scrubs the
old chai from the bottom...fills it with water and starts the stove.)

....think I`ll start a little fire today in case anyone needs to warm up.

...chai will be ready in a minute...

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:44 am

I'll take two fires and one chai, thank you!

B.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:57 am

..a one..

..and a two..

..and a cup

for you!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:01 am

Aaaah!

Thank you!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:39 pm

Nice and cozy. [adds a log to the fireplace, wraps a corner of the NEB around himself and watches the flames]

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:58 pm

it's the year 2049. The bar thread has made internet history (in spite of the attempted hi-jack from bar2 ) Tisha's child has registered over 3 billion posts!

now where's my dusty old bottle of Jaeger?

The Bar

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