The Bar... Volume#2

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:39 pm

Just back from the licker store where goodies were found, treats for all the good little kids; and even more for the bad ones; especially (wink, wink) Birthday girls

EspressoCamp is now EspressoBar

complete with VanGogh's Double Espresso Vodka (thx 4 the tip Ranger SheHo, ah the memories); Jager, and Bailey's.......

bottles soon to be moved to the refer.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:05 pm

Excellent ED. Hit me!

SED · Post by **SED** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:27 pm

Hoo Boy! Fill 'er up!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:58 pm

hey ED I will go for some of that.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:01 pm

Also, for the Killbuck Eve celebration...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:30 pm

Here is a toast to the ninth week of not being able to go to town. Here's to you neighbors, all eight of you, you fucking assholes...

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:33 pm

Be strong, Heli.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:42 pm

I am fucking trying but I don't know what the fuck to do. A tow is $1000 and I don't have it. No wrenchers will come here as it's at least 100 miles. I need to get my truck to Vegas to a proper mechanic. Damn shitbird so-called fellow fucking asshole employees/neighbors.

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 6:15 pm

Well allreet. So what's wrong with the truck anyway?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:55 pm

That truck has been the death of him for two years or more. A tempremental lover. A christmas toast to you all!!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:49 pm

Cheers big ears. Happy Santa Claus.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:59 pm

Merry Christmas!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:02 pm

(a black cat wearing a red suit with white trim sneaks into the bar and leaves goodies all around. Something for each and every one here. He then sneaks out again.)

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:17 pm

(...the Kernul, until now un-noticed in the dark corner of the bar, leans down to find a small pouch at the right toe of his former East German boots... as he leans, he notices a cat scurry at the edge of his sight.)

Cat nip-- well, it's been a long time.

(and with that, he takes a long slow snif)

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:23 pm

. . . and to all, a good night.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:53 pm

Allow me to tuck you all in!!!!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 4:53 am

And, a Happy Holidoom to one and all. Let the Annual carpet bombing begin!!!!!!!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:41 am

It's another wave!!!!!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:47 am

Here is a toast to James Brown, rest in peace amigo...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:08 pm

OK, I am putting a bivy sack and my sleeping bag in my big ol backpack and hichiking to Pahrump. Out of coffee, cat food and people food. We'll see how this goes.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 2:11 pm

Two hours, no ride, fuck it

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 2:33 pm

That really sucks, Heli. Is there anything we could do to help you out?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 2:51 pm

Not unless you live close by.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 3:01 pm

Merry Xmas folks!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 3:55 pm

Twas the night before Armagaeddon, and all through the camp
Not a creature was stirring, neither drunkard nor tramp

The Mitts were all hung on the Doom Dome with Glee
With thought of the terror that was soon yet to be

The burners were cuddled, shivering in their tents
WHile the rest of us drank, and planned their laments

When in the Kantina we heard such a ruckus
Heli looked out his tent, and said "Aw fuck us."

To the doors of our domes, we flew like a flash
Not finding the drawstrings, we cut a wide gash

The light of the fire on the fresh playa dust
Gave a home like texture to everything - like a crust.

When what to our bloodshot sore eyes would show up
Than the Kernul from Verboten in an old Pick up Truck

With his eyes so bloodshot, and screaming like hell
We knew he was back and our doom would be well.

More rapid than Panzers, his Legions they ran
As he screamed to the night, "Where the hell are ye, by damn?"

"Yo Wolverine, Boxburner, And Boxarox, too
Admiral, and Tank Girl (where the hell's bb Sue?)

Get Jelly and Bad Dawg and Jafe from the Station
And gather the Wires from that damn snowbound nation

And the rest of you slackards, bring your asses quite near
For we've places to pillage, To create worry and Fear

So into the Art car, To the hostel we go
Bring doom to Peacekeepers, Their end we shall show.

So across playa surface, the crusaders did fly
To condemn the infidels soul to the sky

Raising the dust clouds, to horiffic shouts
those out on their mission, they held not a doubt

And then to their plaza. his group did Alight
Showing faces of fury and their great mitts of might

The kernul got down, and strode to their camp
Thos watching his aproach were sweaty and damp

He cut a fierce figure, they fell like a wisp
So he called to his minions to fry them to a crisp

They lit off the fuses, and pushed the red button
And in just but a flash they were rendered to nuttin.

The spread of the mushroom engulfed other camps
The few and unfortunate and the trespassin' tramps

"till all was reduced to a charcoally mess
And on this grim scene, did his Kenrulness confess

To those who would raise, their fist against us
Be this your dear lesson, we'll turn you to crust!

We claim this new land, and a grim Holi-doom
and if you complain, you're the next to go Boom!

**********

Happy Holidoom to all...

bb sue

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 3:59 pm

I am getting ready to eat a "liberated" MRE for dinner.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 4:13 pm

AW!!!!

AW!!!!

AWE!

BB Dahlink... you have writ-

-the prrrrfect Holidoom post scripts scrit!

In a puddle, the Kernul lingers and swoons,

wincing to the perfection of end o'day runes.

May thy words be repeated on hills and on towers-

-that the Peaskeepers may shudder to almighty powers.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 4:14 pm

(hang in there Heli... we're on a roll here)

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 4:15 pm

This has to be the finest chili macaroni I have ever had...fuck

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:09 pm

There is some leftover crackers and peanut butter...

The Bar... Volume#2

Holiday Stocking run