Happy Holidays Eplayans!
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Happy Holidays
HO! HO! HO!
It's time to bomb all e-Playans with one of Hagey's World-Famous, New-and-Improved, Ten-Ton Heat-Seeking Moisture-Activated Bullshit Missiles:
You've just been given a Cyberspace bear-hug, a sloppy-wet kiss on the lips, a tongue in the ear, a playful pinch on a nipple, and a loud slap on the ass. Then, after that, you've been thoroughly massaged and rubbed and groped and fondled and then, finally, licked and nibbled and probed from head to toe, in every crack and crevice and fold and protuberance, until you're squeaky clean and slick as a whistle, and, I hope, moaning and groaning and writhing and gasping in abject ecstacy!
(My Sick-and-Twisted Burner-Version of a X-Mass Card!)
Wooooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooo!
That's right: NOBODY is spared the shock and awe! Young and old, boy and girl, fat and skinny, cute and ugly; they ALL get clobbered by the Hagster with his drooling dementia, heavy breathing, and outrageous foolishness this time of year!
Hahahahahahaha...
HO! HO! HO!
Da Hagster
It's time to bomb all e-Playans with one of Hagey's World-Famous, New-and-Improved, Ten-Ton Heat-Seeking Moisture-Activated Bullshit Missiles:
You've just been given a Cyberspace bear-hug, a sloppy-wet kiss on the lips, a tongue in the ear, a playful pinch on a nipple, and a loud slap on the ass. Then, after that, you've been thoroughly massaged and rubbed and groped and fondled and then, finally, licked and nibbled and probed from head to toe, in every crack and crevice and fold and protuberance, until you're squeaky clean and slick as a whistle, and, I hope, moaning and groaning and writhing and gasping in abject ecstacy!
(My Sick-and-Twisted Burner-Version of a X-Mass Card!)
Wooooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooo!
That's right: NOBODY is spared the shock and awe! Young and old, boy and girl, fat and skinny, cute and ugly; they ALL get clobbered by the Hagster with his drooling dementia, heavy breathing, and outrageous foolishness this time of year!
Hahahahahahaha...
HO! HO! HO!
Da Hagster
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Killbuck
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[Mission control, this is Doomstar- over...
...Doomstar, MC, go.
Roger MC... we have Holidoom, repeat, we have Holidoom.
Copy Doomstar... Holidoom acquired. Head home-- head home.
Afirm MC... however, we have fuel and ordnance for one last pass... request permission to add insult on injury, over...
Roger Doomstar... fuck em over... over--
On approach, clear.
...Doomstar, MC, go.
Roger MC... we have Holidoom, repeat, we have Holidoom.
Copy Doomstar... Holidoom acquired. Head home-- head home.
Afirm MC... however, we have fuel and ordnance for one last pass... request permission to add insult on injury, over...
Roger Doomstar... fuck em over... over--
On approach, clear.
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