The Bar... Volume#2

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:20 pm

I've always been fond of the accessory packs from MRE's

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:22 pm

Say heli, wasnâ€™t that a snake that bit you while your were on duty, I could swear it was a snake, seems like itâ€™s worth a workman's comp paid for chopper flight to Vegas just to make sure your alright,... it is better to be safe donâ€™t you think,......

I mean a lot of sticks look like snakes any body could have made that kind of mistake,..

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 9:19 pm

Zule has a point... I once was near bit by a Diamondback on Grapevine road... you remember that road, right.. ? God aweful infested by the damn things.

OR!!!! You can use a fake voice... call into Pahrump FD... say there is a Type 1 IIO (you) in the Valley needing a lift to to Vegas for_________(insert fire incident name here- your choice.... and a wanky P number _______whatever yadda yadda...easy to make them up-- hell you were a dispatcher, you know they don't get told shit) and I'll bet the AM PM run would be a breeze. Of course, when the park MT finds out you'd be toast... but you'd HAVE toast... and some Ramen.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:10 pm

so true Kernul it would likely be a poor choice, there is probably a vending machine someplace he could get cheetos to feed the cat,... I know he could buy a used wreaker on e-bay have it delivered to the park tow his truck to Vegas, sell the wreaker for what he paid for it or just trade it to the mechanic for the work done on his truck,... ok yeah itâ€™s a lot of screwing around,.... how about,... no ok,... air drop from BBSue,or Zona,..... well Iâ€™ll keep thinking on it

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:32 am

Good morning Bar Peeps!
Well made it through the holidoom, to watch the last Ft.ball game, fall asleep only to woken up by my oldest daughter by surprise in from california.......woops....no presents for her here! Oh well, she knows I dont like surprises! well thoughs kind of "Im here MOM" surprises!

Had a wonderful Holidoom! Even spun some fire for the family and friends...some of which had never seen it before...so that was coolio!

Guess I gonna have to spin some more fire for the oldest tonight alothough I dont think the weather is gonna hold? wind and fire dont mix!
have a good day everyone@! It sux having to go back to work mid-week...kinda screws up your timeline.

P.s. Titwi got me a maniquin/dress form YIPEE! time to start playa-preparedness! Watch out Jewel!!!!Here I come!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:04 am

Zule said: "ok,... air drop from BBSue,or Zona,....."

Better call Zona for immediate service, as Luft Sturm BB and AAF1 aka N447BB are not expected to be in service until later in 2007.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:07 am

This one is for PM...

"Reno Christmas Aftermath"

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:59 am

Great poem, BBSue.

Although I would have use Mutton instead of Nuttin'

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:51 am

Happy Holydoom Yall.

Missin ya folks like crazy. Great poem. Great pix. Looking forward to NYE. Ring in 2007 and pray to every God I can create that I make it back home.

Hope everyone had a great Christmas. Peace and Much Abundance to all of you and thanks for being a special part of my life. My heart is full.

XOX,
Lorgasm

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:00 pm

pinemom wrote:
P.s. Titwi got me a maniquin/dress form YIPEE! time to start playa-preparedness! Watch out Jewel!!!!Here I come!

Shit PMom, that really sucks for me! But I'm buying a sewing machine for my daughter's holiday present. Maybe she can wrangle a few things out of it for me.................on the other hand, my credit card has worked in the past, maybe I should just keep a good thing going. What I really need to start are my necklaces................ahhhhhhh, the stress of it all!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:37 pm

No vending machines. Cheetos for a cat? Ever thought how it might be if you were stuck 100 miles from assistance? Now I have to wait until Monday at the earliest to try to get to town. Fuck

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:57 pm

being a smoker, I start to freak out even thinking about being so far from supplies. Your plight really does seem a horrible experience to me and made worst by it being the holiday season . If thee were any way I could get supplies to you I would,...

Cheetos, my dogs love them theyâ€™re the cheesiest

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 7:11 pm

Cats are not dogs

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 7:34 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Cats are not dogs

To the contrary, Mein Kernul. Cats are in fact, dogs. You will look into the light and you will see that katzen sind hunden, ja?

We will not need any further unpleasantness, ja, Mein Kernul?

KATZEN SIND HUNDEN

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 7:49 pm

SED wrote:
Kernul Killbuck wrote:Cats are not dogs
To the contrary, Mein Kernul. Cats are in fact, dogs. You will look into the light and you will see that katzen sind hunden, ja?

We will not need any further unpleasantness, ja, Mein Kernul?

KATZEN SIND HUNDEN

UND ALLES SCHEISSE MACHEN!!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:05 pm

Why is that asshat out there digging up old threads?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:11 pm

You know, just machin' scheisse. Now drink up.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:13 pm

What's on tap?

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:25 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:What's on tap?

Smells like clam juice to me. Personally, I prefer blood in water.

Have a cuppa courage, RG. You look parched.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:29 pm

helitack wrote:Here is a toast to the ninth week of not being able to go to town. Here's to you neighbors, all eight of you, you fucking assholes...

Hey Heli......what's up with the shitty neighbors? Did you scare them away or somethin'?

Send me your address and I'll fedex you some steaks.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:48 am

Used to be 30+ people up here. Then, our all knowing superintendent, forced most people to live an hour away. All the good ones left. Shit. All that is left are the ones I didn't get along with. FUckers.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:04 am

g'mornin!
Titwi and I are getting my daughters cold...well Titwi is getting it...Im running behind...kinda a given, I too shall get it.
Jewel, I love your credit card clothing line! Dont worry, Ive been slow on the "starting" !
With trying to get the swing of new job on top of holidooms...I seem to be off-balance?
Heli, you need to send all of us your address, we CAN at least send carepackages!
SED, I didnt realize my CAT(who thinks he's a dog) made that big of a impression on you!?!

Killbuck...wow...thats how I feel right now...KAAA BOOM!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:01 am

Good Morning Everyone. It is good to finally be out of bed and able to eat something. Had a bout of stomach flu that truly made life miserable. All I did was work and semi-sleep. Hoowee. But tomorrow I get the kids...Yaaaayyyy!!!

Hope you all have had a good holiday.

Happy Hollidoom!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:44 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:45 pm

Good Lord, I need a drink.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:49 pm

Something other than titties and beer?

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:02 pm

How about a raw egg with a shot of Yukon Jack?

Try to keep the chicken shit out, if you can. Seems to all over the place, nowadays.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:40 pm

How 'bout raw egg with whiskey in it?

Don't worry about the chicken shit. It won't give you cholera. It may give you salmonella, but a tough bastard like you can probably handle a little tummy ache. Cheers!

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:44 pm

BigCock wrote:. . . a tough bastard like you can probably handle a little tummy ache. Cheers!

Homeboy, I am a little tummy ache.

Gimme 'nuther.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:49 pm

Here ya go. You can squeeze one yourself.

I gotta go. See ya!