The Bar... Volume#2

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:28 pm

yeah but what goes up, must come down,..... reminds me of being a kid, somebody found a broad head arrow, you know the kind with the razor sharp blades, and somebody else got there brothers bow , and in the middle of a large open field one of us shot it up as far as they could,.. it went out of sight just then we realized it was going to come down,.... Run like hell!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:32 pm

Yeah, we are having a tiny problem with that right now with all the damn missile fragmants....

DUCK![/size]

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:34 pm

Hmmm. At that trajectory.... lesse.... oh hell, I got plenty of time before my crap hits

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:38 pm

(comes running in The Bar and slides across the barstoolsâ€¦ slamming right into Kernul, who inturn slams into Z)

Happy New Year, gentlemen!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:40 pm

the beauty of anti missile missiles is all the crap falls on somebody else it kind of gave Canada a reason to be there for awhile.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:42 pm

good to see you LeChat, happy new year

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:44 pm

Happy New Year Bin

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:46 pm

Maple are you a person or a spam bot ?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:49 pm

(ducks behind the bar)

I think I left something here a long time ago...

*clink* rattle *clink, clink*
AHA!!!

Bourbon!!!

(fills several glasses and slides them down the bartop)

COMIN' ATCHA!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:52 pm

Thanks LeChat, is this from your town?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:56 pm

Oooh! Gee Chat, thanks much. Sorry bou that bruise Zule.

Well, I have some fireworks.... wanna play with em?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:59 pm

fireworks or heavy mortars?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:59 pm

Sure enough Z...

Bottled straight from the barrel into a mason jar.

Well, I have some fireworks.... wanna play with em?

But of course!! We must scare away those evil spirits from our door's step stone.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:00 pm

It's startin ta get busy in here... but be aware, according to the bar's giveafuckometer, tolerences are low.... so only good natured talk, or this place could blow.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:02 pm

THESE guys are fun.... just light that fuse, and throw!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:03 pm

Good natured talk...

good idea...

I got some great Art Nouveau books for Christmas.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:05 pm

(The Kernul lights a fuse on another photo bomb)

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:06 pm

Wait for it....

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:06 pm

(ducks behind bar)

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:08 pm

BOOM!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:10 pm

(peaks over bartop)

Well... that wasn't as bad as I'd expected.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:11 pm

(Like Clint Eastwood in High Plains Drifter, he lights another fuse from his cigar and stylishly rolls another onto the bar)

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:11 pm

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:12 pm

Itâ€™s one of Kimâ€™s your lucky the fuse didnâ€™t set it off prematurely

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:12 pm

BOOM!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:13 pm

wait, that was supposed to be
"BOOM BOOM"

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:14 pm

Now something is setting ME off. boom boom!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:15 pm

Shit Kernul how many new years posters did you make?