Pay extra to camp with SED

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:39 am

Let's start the bidding at say, $1,500?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:53 am

Ill play treasurerererererer!!!!!

Ok, to camp with SED pre-requisted items you'll need...a baby pool and save a least 10 gallons of fresh water for his Bath on the playa!!!!!!!

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:15 am

If I volunteer can I camp for free?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:18 am

I would suggest a written agreement that spells out just what each of you is expecting out of this relationship and what you would consider doing for each other so there is no confusion, regrets or recriminations .

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:03 am

Throw in a bullet or two and 50/50 on the mind/mood altering substances and no bitching about anything except there's not enought time to experience it all and i'm in !

AIIZ

PS- no religion too!

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:20 am

Don't miss out on these attractive benefits:

Verbal abuse!

Disregard for your personal space!

Loud snoring!

Now how much would you pay?

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:51 am

What no Bullets and I thought you were paying ME!

AIIZ

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:03 am

Extra bullets for A-Z.

And you'll pay. Oh yes, you'll pay.

Post by **mdmf007** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:21 am

Can we argue all the time?

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:33 am

There will be no need for arguing because I will tell everyone what to do, think and say.

It's my version of utopia.

All possessions, materials, and supplies, including women, will be mine.

What am I bid?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:34 am

I got a buck fifty...

B.

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:35 am

Give it here. You're in.

dana · Post by **dana** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:37 pm

SED wrote:There will be no need for arguing because I will tell everyone what to do, think and say.

It's my version of utopia.

All possessions, materials, and supplies, including women, will be mine.

SED, I gotta tell ya - being a cult leader is harder than you think.

Just remember to get all of your minions to drink their cool-aid first!!

Archantael · Post by **Archantael** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:24 pm

SED wrote:Don't miss out on these attractive benefits:

Verbal abuse!

Disregard for your personal space!

Loud snoring!

Now how much would you pay?

Don't forget the benefit of using your personal ice cooler for footwashing. There's nothing like slimy cooler water for healing a bad case of playa foot!

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:25 pm

What do I want with a bunch of dead minions?

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:47 pm

SED wrote:What do I want with a bunch of dead minions?

Mmmm, minion pizza, minion stew, minion mignon.

Post by **mdmf007** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:58 pm

Who provides the Booze? and do I have to share my girlfriend?

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:07 pm

mdmf007 wrote:Who provides the Booze?

You do. Make sure there's plenty. And not the cheap stuff, okay?

mdmf007 wrote:do I have to share my girlfriend?

You won't be allowed to share her. If she's a hottie, she's mine. If she's a rat bag, you can't bring her.

Post by **mdmf007** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:22 pm

Ill bring a spare GF for you to hang with, and whatever booze you want.

Any chance you can belittle me, and point out my flaws? I love criticism a lot also. Also; the only way i am paying for you to go is if I can feed you as well.

Looking forward to the abuse and paying extra!!!

SED Rules - Not only Sed's Rules.

later all

dana · Post by **dana** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:28 pm

SED wrote:What do I want with a bunch of dead minions?

Yep. That's pretty much what I thought. You really have no idea how this thing is going to play itself out. By the time your "followers" start to realize that your utopia isn't all it's cracked up to be, you have to have some sort of grand exit strategy in place. (Hopefully one in which you get to leave with all the loot.)

Did you think they were going to be satisfied just watching the man burn?

Post by **mdmf007** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:34 pm

SED promised us a Special Koolaid Drink Party on the last day.

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:03 pm

mdmf007 wrote:SED promised us a Special Koolaid Drink Party on the last day.

Get it, Dana? The last day. For you, that is.

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:08 pm

mdmf007 wrote:Ill bring a spare GF for you to hang with, and whatever booze you want.

Excellent. All others, take note.

mdmf007 wrote:Any chance you can belittle me, and point out my flaws?

Rest easy. Your flaws are self-evident.

mdmf007 wrote:the only way i am paying for you to go is if I can feed you as well.

Fine, but it had better be top-shelf grub.

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:13 pm

Archantael wrote:
SED wrote:Don't miss out on these attractive benefits:

Verbal abuse!

Disregard for your personal space!

Loud snoring!

Now how much would you pay?
Don't forget the benefit of using your personal ice cooler for footwashing. There's nothing like slimy cooler water for healing a bad case of playa foot!

This is Kinetic IV, everybody. He'll be the official eunuch of Camp SED. Look for him at the door in tye-dye parachute pants and eye liner. He'll also be carrying a scimitar, but don't worry. Like him, it'll be dull and pointless.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:29 pm

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:39 pm

helitack wrote:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Yep.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:43 pm

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Post by **mdmf007** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:05 pm

As the one of the newest official minions of SED - I must warn you that naysaying may get you beaten about the head, neck and shoulders.

If SED Said so id have to kill you, and cut you into jerky.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:09 pm

No, I dont think so...

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:27 pm

don't be fooled..........SED is a pansy.