Pay extra to camp with SED

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:25 pm

River rafting, huh? Let's see: inner tubes on the Wisconsin River, rafting on the Baraboo River (before the dams were removed)..., uhm-- what's this "whitewater" stuff...? Is that, you know, some sort of farm run-off...?

Hey! This human tastes like jerky! The punch does have a nice, tangy after taste though....

B.

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:29 pm

helitack wrote:I think he should have to self abuse, in a JOTS

Is that for his entertainment or ours? If it's ours, than shouldn't the self-abuse should be public?

Do women get extra points for bringing girlfriends?

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:35 am

helitack wrote:I think he should have to self abuse, in a JOTS

Anything one does in a JOTS is self abuse.

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:48 am

Melissasheart wrote:I am a virgin burner and looking to have a blast at Burningman 2007. If I come across your camp Sed what makes you special? I see you have a sort of following. or at least fans.

M
mmmmmmmmmm

Come to me, my child.

Do not hesitate.

I am not funky.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:51 am

dont jump to fast Melissasheart, I too was once a virgin!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:00 am

come on PMom.............you were NEVER a virgin

Melissaheart, go for it. See how fast you can get chewed up and spit back out. It's kinda fun after you get used to it. Keeps you thinking.

Archantael · Post by **Archantael** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:02 am

SED wrote:
Do not hesitate.

I am not funky.

You're not but that cooler water you left behind sure was.

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:03 am

Melissasheart wrote:I am a virgin burner and looking to have a blast at Burningman 2007. If I come across your camp Sed what makes you special? I see you have a sort of following. or at least fans.

What offerings do you bring? What services will you render?

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:10 am

Archantael wrote:
SED wrote:
Do not hesitate.

I am not funky.
You're not but that cooler water you left behind sure was.

It all goes into the Kool-Aid, Eunuch. Now, drink deeply . . .

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:12 am

You might want to stay out of the JOTS for a bit. I just got done in there....

B.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:13 am

...and since SED will be your ruler, you will be expected to bring him to your home after the event!
...p.s. Just dose him with Jager and demoral...he'll only sleep for an hour though!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:14 am

Thanks for the tip BAS...........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:15 am

ok so bas I assume that it was you who went into EVERY jots to ruin my mornings!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:17 am

Well..., yeah! I wanted to spread the "joy" around!

B.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:20 am

Don't forget the music at Camp SED....

Ooonsa, Ooonsa...YOU SUCK!...Oonsa, Ooonsa...EVERYBODY HATES YOU!....Ooonsa, Ooonsa...GO HOME!....Ooonsa, Oooonsa

Ya, SED, that song still pops into my head....

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:26 am

ah fuck...now Im gonna have that damn song stuck in my head again!

Archantael · Post by **Archantael** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:43 am

SED wrote:
Archantael wrote:
SED wrote:
Do not hesitate.

I am not funky.
You're not but that cooler water you left behind sure was.

It all goes into the Kool-Aid, Eunuch. Now, drink deeply . . .

I took a couple of months off from posting to detox from this place. You can keep your Kool-Aid, I drink Patron, straight.
(Damn, I gotta admit I missed you giving me flak!)

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:45 am

Welcome back, Archy!
[SED, I'm still counting the pennies in the jar for an appropriate tribute]
As for snoring, hmmm, a sleepy-time smackdown may be in order.

dana · Post by **dana** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:59 am

mdmf007 wrote: If SED Said so id have to kill you, and cut you into jerky.

For the love of God!! Looks like it may be too late for this one.

Just look into the vacant emptiness in the eyes of his avatar!

someone grab him and get him to Camp DeProgramikka quick!

The horror! The horror....

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:33 am

SED wrote:Let's start the bidding at say, $1,500?

you are paying me, right?

Melissasheart · Post by **Melissasheart** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:31 pm

What can I offer if I camp with you -

Before i got this job I was in a massage therapy program, so I am qualified to do that.

I love to cook, cleaning is another matter. I am sexy (i think - and am told) I am 66" 120LBS, and can run a 5:45 mile. An love to dance.

aside from abuse does Camp Sed offer anything else?

peace my friends

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:40 pm

Don't forget the "Kool-Aide"!

B.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:03 pm

Okay, I will open with a bid of eleventy zillion pesos. We should get a trash compactor and press the cash into a bale then we set it on an altar and burn it Thursday night.

dana · Post by **dana** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:16 pm

Melissasheart wrote:What can I offer if I camp with you -

Before i got this job I was in a massage therapy program, so I am qualified to do that.

I love to cook, cleaning is another matter. I am sexy (i think - and am told) I am 66" 120LBS, and can run a 5:45 mile. An love to dance.

aside from abuse does Camp Sed offer anything else?

peace my friends

See, that's just the thing. All you can expect over at camp Sediment is abuse.

But since you're a massage therapist, I think you ought to come over to camp Dana!! (and I promise not to practice excessive amounts of mind control!!)

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:20 pm

Melissasheart wrote:What can I offer if I camp with you -

Before i got this job I was in a massage therapy program, so I am qualified to do that.

I love to cook, cleaning is another matter. I am sexy (i think - and am told) I am 66" 120LBS, and can run a 5:45 mile. An love to dance.

aside from abuse does Camp Sed offer anything else?

peace my friends

um, I think you are someone's sock...

dana · Post by **dana** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:28 pm

helitack wrote:
Melissasheart wrote:What can I offer if I camp with you -

Before i got this job I was in a massage therapy program, so I am qualified to do that.

I love to cook, cleaning is another matter. I am sexy (i think - and am told) I am 66" 120LBS, and can run a 5:45 mile. An love to dance.

aside from abuse does Camp Sed offer anything else?

peace my friends
um, I think you are someone's sock...

actually that's what I thought when her first post came up. The timing was just too much. But her posts read like she's fired up for '07 and trying to get wired in.

So just remember Melissa, you and your massage table are welcome at camp Dana anytime. Maybe I'll teach you some osteopathic technique while we're at it.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:30 pm

OOOooo! I think I am going to switch to Camp Dana! (Although I will miss the mind control-- letting someone else do the thinking is SO much easier!)

B.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:36 pm

If each person had their own theme camp, that would be the ultimate in radical self reliance.

dana · Post by **dana** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:41 pm

BAS wrote:OOOooo! I think I am going to switch to Camp Dana! (Although I will miss the mind control-- letting someone else do the thinking is SO much easier!)

B.

gee, I don't know.... It's kind of exclusive over at camp D.

I mean, I think it might be a little crowded just fitting in Melissa's massage table.

dana · Post by **dana** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:43 pm

helitack wrote:If each person had their own theme camp, that would be the ultimate in radical self reliance.

Isn't that just normal reality? each person trapped in his own little personal theme camp?

I know. Too existential. My bad. (where's the elf?)

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