Pay extra to camp with SED

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:51 pm

Oh well...

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:53 pm

dana wrote:
BAS wrote:OOOooo! I think I am going to switch to Camp Dana! (Although I will miss the mind control-- letting someone else do the thinking is SO much easier!)

B.
gee, I don't know.... It's kind of exclusive over at camp D.

I mean, I think it might be a little crowded just fitting in Melissa's massage table.

Aw, geeze! I was going to have my own camp, with just me, but I got voted out of it (something about snoring too loud).... Did someone tell you about my plans to eat only beans all week or something?!!

Maybe I will just have to go with SED, after all.

B.

Melissasheart · Post by **Melissasheart** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:05 pm

Dana, I can assure you I am not a sock. I was learning Reiki, and would love to learn any other techniques out there.

I am jazzed up about this years burn. perhaps these crazies at work are rubbing off on me. I have ot be careful though they visit this sitre more than i ever can!!! and we all share internet connections. the way its set up i can see what most of them are doing online if i really want too. So I know they can do it to me.

peace

Melissasheart · Post by **Melissasheart** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:13 pm

NEW info everyone now that i have just found the inbox I am told that Sed is just kidding about the new camp. lol

so i fell for it. anyways looks to be a fun group here. And i got schooled about the band line up.

i am going to go into watch mode and be a lurker now.

Peace out all M

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:14 pm

One time, at band camp...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:17 pm

Nice recovery Melissa. So many newbies go into hissy fits, post baptism by fire.

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:18 pm

Melissasheart wrote:What can I offer if I camp with you -

Before i got this job I was in a massage therapy program, so I am qualified to do that.

I love to cook, cleaning is another matter. I am sexy (i think - and am told) I am 66" 120LBS, and can run a 5:45 mile. An love to dance.

aside from abuse does Camp Sed offer anything else?

peace my friends

There is so, so much to be gained. At the cost of just a modicum of your self-respect and self-esteem you will attain untold volumes of self-loathing.

Heed not the vapid piffle of Dana. Join me as I heap scorn on BAStard and the Eunuch. You may provide the color commentary to the whuppin'.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:20 pm

Just beware, the GOV monitors all web sites surfed by GOV employees...

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:52 pm

Melissasheart wrote:NEW info everyone now that i have just found the inbox I am told that Sed is just kidding about the new camp. lol

so i fell for it. anyways looks to be a fun group here. And i got schooled about the band line up.

i am going to go into watch mode and be a lurker now.

Peace out all M

snicker....snicker....

Yes, for a newbie, you've caught on pretty quickly.......
Pull up your lawn chair, and have a cocktail with me....... Lurking and belly laughing..........

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:48 pm

Melissasheart wrote:NEW info everyone now that i have just found the inbox I am told that Sed is just kidding about the new camp. lol
And i got schooled about the band line up.

Just kidding? If you fail to appear with a sack of greenbacks and yourself, washed, annointed, and ready, you'll think otherwise, my little cabbage.

I also have it that the Dogshit Rangers will be performing with Qween Penis nightly at the Booby Bar. PM me for advance ticket purchases.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:50 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:
Melissasheart wrote:NEW info everyone now that i have just found the inbox I am told that Sed is just kidding about the new camp. lol

so i fell for it. anyways looks to be a fun group here. And i got schooled about the band line up.

i am going to go into watch mode and be a lurker now.

Peace out all M
snicker....snicker....

Yes, for a newbie, you've caught on pretty quickly.......
Pull up your lawn chair, and have a cocktail with me....... Lurking and belly laughing..........

What?! Since when are YOU a lurker, TITWI?

B.

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:05 pm

I caught him outside my tent, once.

Ick . . .

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:11 pm

While you were doing the bj thing?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:14 pm

he does seem to have a fascination with K

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:15 pm

Now we know, and some of us figured out a whole lot more...

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:35 pm

Whoa, whoa, whoa . . . reel it peeps. There's a 5 inch shaft and 1 testicle minimum, so K's still mayor of Not-Getting-Anyland. Zule, though, shit I might have to sub that out. You and the back-up vocalists doing any gigs, Heli?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:37 pm

What?

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:42 pm

Don't play dumb. You can fool the world, but not me.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:44 pm

Don't do back up, just lead, always. Anything else?

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:08 pm

Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:20 pm

Talk dirty to me

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:46 pm

LOL - I have 5 inches and 2 nuts so do I qualify?.....is that five inches flacid? or at salute? better find that out first.

later all

Melissasheart · Post by **Melissasheart** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:59 pm

Lord SED has promised me salvation through the god OONTZ.

I am sorry I doubted your grace, and bow in submission. The non-believers have tainted my inbox for the last time. I have blocked all but SEd from leaving me the gospel.

ALL you heathens take note that lord SED will rule with an iron fist, and a sharp tongue. We are small in numbers but mighty in power!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PEACE no more
M

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:02 pm

Uh oh, you'll force him to purchase new hats if you keep[ that up

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:05 pm

When will you all learn the U.S. military always wins?

Just look at Iraq...

Wait, no, don't.

I mean Afghanistan...

Shit.

Well, at least there's Vietnam...

Or Korea...

Hmmm.... I have to rethink this.

M*A*S*H 4207th-Taking over Black Rock City since 1999 thru (not so) subtle intoxication.

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:20 pm

Melissasheart wrote:Lord SED has promised me salvation through the god OONTZ.

I am sorry I doubted your grace, and bow in submission. The non-believers have tainted my inbox for the last time. I have blocked all but SEd from leaving me the gospel.

ALL you heathens take note that lord SED will rule with an iron fist, and a sharp tongue. We are small in numbers but mighty in power!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PEACE no more
M

Yeah. Fuck peace.

dana · Post by **dana** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:37 pm

Melissasheart wrote:Dana, I can assure you I am not a sock. I was learning Reiki, and would love to learn any other techniques out there.

I am jazzed up about this years burn.
peace

Yeah, I know you're not a sock. (I actually checked out your other posts.)

But your first post on this thread was just too funny with the timing and all. So welcome aboard m'dear. I'm sure you'll have a gas this year. I will probably be there this year after taking a few off.
If you turn your snide-o-meter up to maximum gain, you might be able to sift through and find a few useful tips on the eplaya. [2 band dust masks is the best one I can give.] If you want to meet some of the annoying knuckleheads that you've been talking to on the eplaya, you might check out the 'meet and greet'.

and try not to overstimulate SED. We're trying to adjust his meds.....

(oops. I mentioned medication. Where's K?)

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:41 pm

Me more coke!

Me more coke!

More coke, BAStard!

dana · Post by **dana** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:47 pm

SED wrote:Me more coke!

Me more coke!

More coke, BAStard!

Bad!! Very Bad!
put that back down!

here I'll take it and keep it safe somewhere......

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:59 pm

SED wrote:Me more coke!

Me more coke!

More coke, BAStard!

Diet, Caffeine Free, both, neither?!?

Oh! Wait, I get it!

Er, where did you store it, sir?

(Ooops! I thought that was powdered sugar.... The "Kool Aide" should be REALLY good!)

B.