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Post by BAS » Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:00 pm

dana wrote:
SED wrote:Me more coke!

Me more coke!

More coke, BAStard!

Bad!! Very Bad!
put that back down!


here I'll take it and keep it safe somewhere......
Shhh! Don't tell him I substituted powdered sugar for his coke! Let's see if he can tell the difference....


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Post by SED » Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:05 pm

Where's my scalping knife?
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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:19 pm

BAS wrote:
dana wrote:
SED wrote:Me more coke!

Me more coke!

More coke, BAStard!

Bad!! Very Bad!
put that back down!


here I'll take it and keep it safe somewhere......
Shhh! Don't tell him I substituted powdered sugar for his coke! Let's see if he can tell the difference....


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Shhh...don't tell BAS I substituted powdered citric acid for his powdered sugar. Let's see if he notices.
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Post by SED » Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:27 pm

Kill!

Kill!

KILL!

KILL!!!
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Post by SED » Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:18 am

Melissasheart wrote:Lord SED has promised me salvation through the god OONTZ.

I am sorry I doubted your grace, and bow in submission. The non-believers have tainted my inbox for the last time. I have blocked all but SEd from leaving me the gospel.

ALL you heathens take note that lord SED will rule with an iron fist, and a sharp tongue. We are small in numbers but mighty in power!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oontz oontz oontz YOU SUCK!

Oontz oontz oontz GO HOME!

Oontz oontz oontz oontz

NO ONE REALLY LIKES YOU!

Dance, monkey! I said DANCE!!


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Post by pinemom » Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:18 am

SMACK!! SMACK!!!!
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Post by BAS » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:46 am

<runs>


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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:52 am

Don't run BAS..........that just makes him more power hungry. You don't wanna end up like Melissasheart, do you? It seems SED got the kool-aid to her somehow..
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Post by BAS » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:59 am

Oh no! I am staying locked in the JOTS until I am CERTAIN it is safe to come out! I've got everything I need to stay in here for a good, LONG time! Water, booze, food bars, toilet paper.... HEY! Where the heck's the toilet paper?!! :shock:


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Post by SED » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:22 am

Those recruited for the Mission are directed to meet here tonight--10 pm mountain time.

Total secrecy is required.

Understood?
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Post by pinemom » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:41 am

yas! hehehehee!
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Post by AntiM » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:45 am

That's past my bedtime.
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Post by dana » Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:01 pm

SED wrote: Oontz oontz oontz YOU SUCK!

Oontz oontz oontz GO HOME!

Oontz oontz oontz oontz

NO ONE REALLY LIKES YOU!

Dance, monkey! I said DANCE!!


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Post by dana » Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:13 pm

SED wrote:Kill!

Kill!

KILL!

KILL!!!


Mommieee?!!!!

Yes dear?

That man is scaring me!

What man, honey?

That man over there who's screaming with the blood coming out of his eyes.

Oh honey. That's just SED. He's perfectly nice. Here, let's go over and see him.

You see. All you have to do when he's like this is rub him on the belly like this (....***) He's a good boy!! Yes you are!
See! Doesn't he look cute when you rub him on the belly.... with that goofy look he gets?

umm....

It's not nice to stare honey.

But he still has blood coming out of his eyes...

Oh, he'll be fine dear. Pretty soon he'll scamper off and start inventing a new thread for us and we'll start this whole thing all over again!

Ooh..kay......
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Post by SED » Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:56 pm

(Chomp!)

Nice kid, Dana.

(Chew, gulp.)

Gotta (swallow) 'nother?

(burp)
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Post by dana » Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:10 pm

SED wrote:(Chomp!)

Nice kid, Dana.

(Chew, gulp.)

Gotta (swallow) 'nother?

(burp)

let's see?
Maybe DOUBLE the Haldol dosage?



and where did I put that muzzle.....
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Post by BAS » Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:18 pm

Is it safe to come out of the JOTS, yet? If not, could someone hand me some t.p.?


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Post by The CO » Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:21 pm

Here ya go!

Hands BAS capsicum laced toilet paper...

Heh heh... next time check before you sit!
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Post by BAS » Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:46 pm

Ahhh! Much nicer than what I normally use:

http://www.glumbert.com/media/toiletpaper


(Too bad I have to spend so much money importing it from Australia! :P )


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Post by SED » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:27 pm

[guns engine on stolen art car, peels out in a huge dust cloud, closes in on JOTS in which BAS is holed up]


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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:31 pm

OOOOH, that reminds me of when the 100's of Mad Max looking people and vehichles came racing out to the middle of the playa to liberate Dickie in the Box last year...........That was a trip.
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Post by BAS » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:33 pm

I wonder what that noise is...?

(stands up, stretching, just as the car impacts the JOTS!)
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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:35 pm

GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by BAS » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:43 pm

(climbs out of the wreckage of the JOTS)

Uhm, anyone got a shower I can borrow...? :oops:


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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:28 pm

Oh BAS, not again.............
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Post by BAS » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:29 pm

(sigh) That's why I am getting hosed off over in one of the bar threads.... :oops:


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Post by pinemom » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:47 pm

the STINK THE STINK!!! Oh Bas!
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Post by geekster » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:50 pm

Will there be riots? I only go to burningman for the riots. If you aren't planning a decent riot, I think I will camp somewhere else.
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Post by mdmf007 » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:27 pm

The guys at work tipped over a honeybucket on a work site with one of my supervisors in it from behind and onto the door. Looked like a bear was in it!!!!!! he was screaming, kicking and promised to kill everyone!!!

When he came out he was covered in shit and blue water.

we all ignored him and he proceeded to walk right to the deck of the USS bennington and alked right off into the harbor - thats at least 50 feet.

Man I miss the good old days.
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Post by SED » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:47 pm

geekster wrote:Will there be riots? I only go to burningman for the riots. If you aren't planning a decent riot, I think I will camp somewhere else.
I'm hoping for a stampede.
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