Pay extra to camp with SED

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:18 am

stampedes in, slaps a load of chicken shit on the bar

Consider yourself paid.

Way d' wimmin et?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:44 am

Oh. I guess there aren't any.

I think I'll go find Mozy. He seems to bring them in.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:13 am

I might do a riot, but right now I am getting a shower....

B.

dana · Post by **dana** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:26 pm

BAS wrote:I might do a riot, but right now I am getting a shower....

B.

Check out BAS! All covered with shit and he still manages to attract the cute blondes.

Oh you sexy beast... er.. blobbular thing with feet....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:59 am

pigmy hippo, I presume...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:39 am

Yo, SED....where are you?

Post by **mdmf007** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 8:56 am

SED is busy trying to place the entrails back into someone. He got a little crazy last night and has to clean his mess up.

SED · Post by **SED** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:04 am

pinemom wrote:Yo, SED....where are you?

[Deep, gutteral, demonic voice with echo effects. Black smoke and the stench of decay.]

WHO SUMMONS ME?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:08 am

Yikes...why SED, your horns are so LONG, your nose is elongated, and your teeth are sooo.....................SHARP! ::cough couch::

Post by **mdmf007** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:14 am

Ignore the guy behind the curtains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST BECAUSE SED CANT BE SEEN DOESNT MEAN HE CANT SEE YOU!!!!!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:50 am

Someone must have soothed his savage beast momentarily.
And the endorphins are just now subsiding.
Soon he will arise again with fullest fury to smite the craven infidel
and the hapless passerby alike.

Oh the POWER of naughty sexy kitty...

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:37 pm

Whaa.... - she's back??

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:01 pm

Who is she? I'll kick her ass!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:15 pm

MRRROOWWRRR!!!!!

SED · Post by **SED** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:27 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:Whaa.... - she's back??

[takes long slug from tequila bottle, snorts two FAT lines of Peruvian flake, pops an amyl nitrate, shoots a cat with a shot loaded .44]]

Whoa, Baby Doll! There's plenny t'go 'round . . .

[fucks, then shoots dog, passes out]

SecretOperativeBear · Post by **SecretOperativeBear** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:41 am

speaking of bullets.......

I was givin a big ass bullet from SomE boDy at BRC two years ago.
I just want to let you know that one of my crazy friends ended up
inserting it into some obnoxious dude's rectum.

You want it back?

=) Bear

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:25 pm

Isn't Sed=Jew Boy? Was I supposed not to say that? Look for the .223 shell he gifts.

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:14 pm

This is digging deep - I paid SED to camp with him, and it still haunts me beware!!!

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:32 pm

SED has this weird foot fetish thing of soaking his feet in your ice cooler water. And then there's those bullets...

He's not bad to camp with even with the quirks...and he sure beats those animal rights crazies you could be stuck next to.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:43 pm

I guess that's ok as long as he doesn't have gangrene or something on his toes...