The Bar... Volume#2

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:32 am

Mercy. I need something hot and strong, maybe a toddy...something to warm my toes.
It`s not even noon. It`s pouring down sleet, my jeep is already covered in 1/4" of ice,...warnings about travel and power failures.
...and this is supposed to go on all weekend. Freezing rain, sleet and snow.

...this is going to be interesting.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:29 am

Ugh. Good luck with that weather, EDB! We're supposed to be having some nastiness come through here, hopefully not that bad. (I really SHOULD be paying closer attention to the forecast, I can't stay in Saturday-- got to go take a State test somewhere.)

B.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:32 am

Thanks BAS. I just loaded a couple gallons of water, and a box
with kippers, chocolate, and assorted other goodies into the jeep

...just in case.

MUST.-.-.-.-.-.GET.-.-.-.-.-.-RUM

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:00 pm

BBBBRRRRRRRRR .............. hot tea with honey to hold me until Old GrandDad time ................ BBBRRRRRRRR.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:23 pm

Old Grandad, TenHigh, MellowCorn, ...Rum

...anything that burns a little going down sounds good.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:26 pm

I had a shot of grandmarnier before I left work, but man its cold...I need anotha'

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:33 pm

You freezin' too? When I brought the mail in, I could feel the cold roll off the envelopes right through my heavy t-shirt. Brrrr. Fireplace time!

I', thinking frangelico, or maybe Pama. Or hot tea and rum. Or sex, but I have to wait for mylarry to get home.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:37 pm

I'd go with the critter ridder option. You have pork chops to make. And a drink to drink.

How ya been Watchnc?
Hey everybody.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:40 pm

They're predicting today is going to be "a stinker" in Perth - over 100 degrees. Things certainly are different down here. Summer in winter, cars on the wrong side of the road, women cut sideways. Actually I have yet to verify the latter, unfortunately.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:18 pm

LargeBanty wrote: ... women cut sideways ...

Pliz, what minz this?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:35 pm

I dare not explain for fear of further soiling my already dubious reputation.

BTW, I'm a Leghorn.

Is it freezin up in yr neck as well?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:39 pm

funny we is having Pork chops!

hey Foghorn!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:02 pm

ooo, bad news for the piggy, but I guess his goose was cooked anyhoo. I'd recommend an Australian Shiraz to go with that.

Bone ape tit.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:06 pm

how's life down under 'Cock?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:40 pm

BigCock wrote:I dare not explain for fear of further soiling my already dubious reputation.

BTW, I'm a Leghorn.

Is it freezin up in yr neck as well?

Ponders ... lightbulb goes on ... oh, ohhhh ... I see. Your dubiousness is well earned, as is my density. CHEERS, mate!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:44 pm

Hi Bin whatâ€™s on tap?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:46 pm

Uh, beer?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:48 pm

Something Australian in honor of BC?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:50 pm

Dusts off a bar stool for Jewel*** "asterixes in da house"

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:50 pm

Cool as I recall the generic yellow and black labeled BEER wasnâ€™t that bad, the white and black BEER wasnâ€™t as good , but would get you there.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:54 pm

There is something particularly enjoyable about drinking Fosters out of the big can, but Iâ€™m easily amused when Iâ€™m drinking.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:57 pm

It should be a funny night, then. Let me crack open the Old GrandDad's. OK, I'm listening.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:57 pm

Thanks for the stool.......I've been on my feet all day. Ahhhh, I'll have a vodka martini and throw in a few olives if you don't mind.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:58 pm

drinking the generic BEER always made me feel like I'd broke in and stolen somebody's fallout shelter supplies. It went well with government commodity cheese,

skeetsh00ter · Post by **skeetsh00ter** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:59 pm

the bigger the can the better the beer. or...the bigger the can, the drunker i get, the better i think the beer is. either way.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:59 pm

Here, dear:

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:01 pm

Nice.........thanks.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:02 pm

Nice to see you Jewel***,... so Bin what's this I hear about you standing under some willows in the southwest instead of making it to the event this year, sounds like your being a little to fiscally responsible.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:05 pm

Zule.......top of the evening to ya

I think we'll have to kidnap Bin before he finally makes it out there on his own. You know, it's never the right time.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:06 pm

I've been "working from home" this week, but not enough discipline to really do it. mope mope mope. We were told not to come to the office this week due to lack of work - Cingular's construction projects just dried up, bah. Now they'll spend all their money rebranding to AT&T instead of actually improving their network. mope mope mope.