Your porno name determined

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 3:44 pm

Blenderhead wrote:
Flux wrote:
Blenderhead wrote:Peanutbutter San Bernardino.
Sounds like a recipe popular in the Inland Empire.
Egads. Just the fact you know the term "Inland Empire" makes me very suspicious of you, Flux.

I know, it scares me too.

I might as well out myself now: I grew up behind the Orange Curtain. In my opinion, Orange County and the Inland Empire are tied for first place in the "Best Places in California to Be From" category.

How about you, Blenderhead? What's your exuse?

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 4:21 pm

Blenderhead

You could just rearrange it to Nutbutter Sandino, or Buttnutter Bernasando

ragnar1963 · Post by **ragnar1963** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 5:31 pm

But the best one I ever heard belongs to an acquaintance of mine in Mexico City:
Whiskey La Catolica.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 5:35 pm

Oleasha Chestnut

thoughtsurfer · Post by **thoughtsurfer** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 10:36 am

Sparky Piseco

Bubbella Liberty...

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 10:44 am

'Bull Pussy'

I d o n ' t think so.

gizray · Post by **gizray** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 10:54 am

BABE NETTLETON
oh yeah..........

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 11:18 am

I actually had to look up the name of my first street (it's in my security clearance paperwork), but I did know the name of my first pet. Y'see, we've always had black cats. So... well anyway...it's pretty ugly (at least for me).

Midnight Cathy

Blenderhead · Post by **Blenderhead** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 11:37 am

SED wrote:Blenderhead

You could just rearrange it to Nutbutter Sandino, or Buttnutter Bernasando

Oh crap I just spit coffee on my keyboard. Thanks SED.

Flux: Someone had to be born in that place, and I was one of those someones. Fled the area as soon as it was possible. My parents told me that the Old fire actually came down from the hillsides and INTO the flatland northern part of SB itself, finally stopping a few miles from their house. I told them it was a pity; I would love for them to move up to Washington where they belong.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 1:30 pm

cobber wrenshaw. Unless they have a xxx version of masterpiece theatre I am out of luck.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 1:55 pm

I don't know Stuart. Would Cobber care to share screen space with Olema Eton?

(Eton would be very Masterpiece theatre toney--plus bring in all sorts of questionable upper-crust baggage.)

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 2:33 pm

only if it involved something like an anal gang bang scene as a metaphor for class warfare.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 2:39 pm

Wouldn't that be better expressed by having the one plow the many?

warrior queen · Post by **warrior queen** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 3:53 pm

Maggie Carlson, only because I don't think Princess Autum Hills flows that well.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 11:24 am

stuart wrote: metaphor for class warfare.

Isn't everything is a metaphor for class warfare?

bgirl · Post by **bgirl** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 11:51 am

Licorice Sinclair or Marco Menzies.

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 2:43 am

stuart wrote:only if it involved something like an anal gang bang scene as a metaphor for class warfare.

Then I guess with a name like "Hershey Balra" I have a real future as a sociopolitical porn star.

Sheesh.

Raheer · Post by **Raheer** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 5:20 am

I don't end up with porn names. Soap opera names, yes, but no porn names.

Simon Willowbrook

Sylvester Willowbrook

I feel so much better than my best friend, though.

Her porn name would be:

Sillykins Doctor Martin Luther King

Raheer

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 8:14 am

Raheer wrote: Sillykins Doctor Martin Luther King

Round here they named it Martin Luther King Way. Abbreviated to MLK Way. Called Milky Way. "Sillykins Milky Way" might appeal to a specialized crowd.

Of course, when I was growing up it would have been "Sillykins Grove"

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 10:55 am

Then I guess with a name like "Hershey Balra" I have a real future as a sociopolitical porn star.

perhaps I am just twisted, but I see a big future for you.

hershey, well, that's just self explanatory
and balra, well, if you tweaked the spelling a bit you could get ballraw.

hershey ballraw?

you bet

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 11:15 am

stuart wrote:
Then I guess with a name like "Hershey Balra" I have a real future as a sociopolitical porn star.
perhaps I am just twisted, but I see a big future for you.

hershey, well, that's just self explanatory
and balra, well, if you tweaked the spelling a bit you could get ballraw.

hershey ballraw?

you bet

Hey how many times to I have to say this - no making Technopatra laugh protein shake through her nose!

I already have an absolutely unwarranted rep for being a ballbreaker, so I'm down with Ballraw. I can just see it now:

Hershey Ballraw in "Master and Commander: Far Side of My Anus"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 3:51 pm

Muffin Nolte

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 4:26 pm

abeerinthemorning wrote:Muffin Nolte

Nick's bad girl sister?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 6:10 pm

I'm thinking Muffin would be more like the submissive and punished alter-ego of the steadfast Nick.

Niacin · Post by **Niacin** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 6:35 pm

That would make me Ruby Post, which is a problem, since I'm the proud owner of a penis. Oh, well.

Max

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 6:43 pm

That would make me Ruby Post, which is a problem, since I'm the proud owner of a penis. Oh, well.

Uh... I'm not seeing the problem at all...

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 6:57 pm

Mandingo Qwiklik

Concept2w · Post by **Concept2w** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 9:58 pm

Lady Boulogne

Like i'm a lady.And does sound like a mistress's name...

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 10:28 am

Concept2w wrote:Lady Boulogne

Like i'm a lady.And does sound like a mistress's name...

Bend over, here comes Lady Boulogne!!

spaceboy · Post by **spaceboy** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 1:31 pm

This is one of the funniest threads I've read in a while.
My porn name sounds like a gay-porn nome du plume

Rufus Sunflower

My friend Alec's is the best, though:

Boogie Gladstein.

Your porno name determined

my own: Grover Oakfield

Oh god...

My Penis has a small button that makes it go...