Empty praise and pithy affirmations

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:54 pm

Just to prove I can do it.

Come to me, ye weak of mind and soul. I shall comfort thee.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:09 pm

why don't you exchange your dress for a cassock and start a playa church like Rev. Billy? You'd be good in some way or other...

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:33 pm

cowboyangel wrote:why don't you exchange your dress for a cassock and start a playa church like Rev. Billy? You'd be good in some way or other...

Brilliant idea! And to compare me to Rev. Billy? I am slain!

It's thoughts like that which make you so valued by so many. I'm sure you are just brimming with gems. Have you ever considered becoming a motivational speaker?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:41 pm

...or a pizza cook at Farquahrts?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:33 am

Very good! You are doing one hell of a job, SED!

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:00 am

BAS, you are the golden child of a loving universe! The sky smiles upon you and the earth cradles your tender soul as mother does a newborn babe.

There is beauty in all of us and the Great Spirit resides everywhere.

Blessed Be.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:19 am

SED. You are the Best ! !

...an inspiration to all!

...and showing signs of hypothermia!

....what did I just say???

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:21 am

why SED, I shall say Ive never seen THIS side of you!

Your pressence will be needed via in person or by weblink this weekend!

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:37 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:SED. You are the Best ! !

...an inspiration to all!

...and showing signs of hypothermia!

....what did I just say???

If I inspire it is because I am inspired--by YOU EDB!

Hypothermia is just Nature's way of reminding us to spread warmth, so that we may receive the warmth of others.

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:38 am

pinemom wrote:why SED, I shall say Ive never seen THIS side of you!

Your pressence will be needed via in person or by weblink this weekend!

I merely reflect the goodness shown to me by others, like yourself, Pinemom. I am present in the hearts of all who love and dance and sing.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:02 am

alrighty where are my thigh high boots...its getting pretty deep in here!

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:42 am

pinemom wrote:alrighty where are my thigh high boots...its getting pretty deep in here!

Just another example of how a resourceful spirit can overcome seeming adversity. Look everybody! While others may succomb to the ever-rising tide of bullshit in the world, Pinemom simply puts on taller boots and continues the sacred dance of life!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:45 am

this thread fills me with the urge to defecate.

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:54 am

joel the ornery wrote:this thread fills me with the urge to defecate.

It brings such great, great joy to learn that the beginning of your cleansing journey has been with this thread! Sail on, proud soul!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:49 am

ok, is there anything nice you can say about me?

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:01 am

Possibly. Could take awhile . . .

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:45 am

don't take too long.........i hate waiting.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:17 pm

I ... I ... I ... I ... [total loss for words]

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:31 pm

Jewel*** wrote:ok, is there anything nice you can say about me?

You have a really great . . . personality!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:39 pm

That compliment might get you a warm can of Schlitz...

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:36 pm

helitack wrote:That compliment might get you a warm can of Schlitz...

or....a boot in the nuts.

You're right SED, I do have a great personality..........thanks!

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:17 pm

There's just no pleasing some people.

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:19 pm

SED wrote:I am present in the hearts of all who love and dance and sing.

Good lord, SED, are you alright? It must be cramped in there...

skeetsh00ter · Post by **skeetsh00ter** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:49 pm

heli, are you saying there is something wrong with warm schlitz? haha...ewwww.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:25 pm

Believe in nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it â€” even if I have said it â€” unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

dana · Post by **dana** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:36 pm

Man. I gotta tell ya.

I'm feeling a lotta love here!

[I may have to take back all those terrible things I've been saying about SED! The guy is just pure love! Who'd a thunk?]

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:44 pm

[Chanting, dancing, waving sage bundle]

We are opening up in sweet surrender to limitless love light of the One . . .

We are opening up in sweet surrender to limitless love light of the One . . .

We are opening up in sweet surrender to limitless love light of the One . . .

We are opening up in sweet surrender to limitless love light of the One . . .

We are opening up in sweet surrender to limitless love light of the One . . .

We are opening up in sweet surrender to limitless love light of the One . . .

We are opening up in sweet surrender to limitless love light of the One . . .

We are opening up in sweet surrender to limitless love light of the One . . .

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:45 pm

I feel pretty.

dana · Post by **dana** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:50 pm

SED wrote:[Chanting, dancing, waving sage bundle]

We are opening up in sweet surrender to limitless love light of the One . . .

We are opening up in sweet surrender to limitless love light of the One . . .

We are opening up in sweet surrender to limitless love light of the One . . .

We are opening up in sweet surrender to limitless love light of the One . . .

We are opening up in sweet surrender to limitless love light of the One . . .

We are opening up in sweet surrender to limitless love light of the One . . .

We are opening up in sweet surrender to limitless love light of the One . . .

We are opening up in sweet surrender to limitless love light of the One . . .

hmmm..... wait a minute. ...SED....
I wonder if that might be short for Sedona or something...?

dana · Post by **dana** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:42 pm

yeah, I'll bet it's Sedona.

Poor guy. Probably meditated on one vortex too many!
I hear they can strip the wits right out of ya...