The Bar... Volume#2

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:14 am

G'MORNING PAR BEEPS!

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:25 am

Hey howdy, pm!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:48 am

trying to get back from the beyond!
grumble grumble

Mid year de-compression kinda suck's....but the weekend was S (O)(O)
worth it! BTW SED...how come you didnt Skype attend?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:34 am

pinemom wrote:trying to get back from the beyond!
grumble grumble

Mid year de-compression kinda suck's....but the weekend was S (O)(O)
worth it! BTW SED...how come you didnt Skype attend?

Step one - Take small shot glass out of cupboard.

Step two - remove bottle of Stoly from freezer.

Step three - Using contents of bottle in step two, fill shot glass mentioned in step one.

Step four - Find tin container containing playa dust. Open container.

Step five - Remove two (2) pinches playa dust from container in step 4, sprinkle one (1) over shotglass in step one, sniff other.

Step six. Raise shotglass from Step one, containg Stoly from Step three and dust from step five to lips.

Step seven - drain shotglass. Swallow.

Step eight - Repeat as necessary until unable to read steps one through seven.

Have nice day!
bb.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:35 am

Ok, did steps one through seven, but due to the fact I have to work, in half hour...willl have to perform step eight when I return!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:44 pm

I'm drinking screwdrivcers tonight./ Anyone else?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:00 pm

ahhh....alone here again. Good thing the girl will be online soon.

Later!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:21 pm

After 3+ months of no truck....it runs. And the cupboard and fridge are full. When one finds and honest and good mechanic, offer them your first born male child. Honor them lest they go to work at In-and-Out Burger, or retire. Bebidas on Heli

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:37 pm

helitack wrote:After 3+ months of no truck....it runs. And the cupboard and fridge are full. When one finds and honest and good mechanic, offer them your first born male child. Honor them lest they go to work at In-and-Out Burger, or retire. Bebidas on Heli

Hey, this does call for a fiesta - "Nuestra Senora de la Camioneta" bless this truck and keep it running.

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:42 pm

pinemom wrote:trying to get back from the beyond!
grumble grumble

Mid year de-compression kinda suck's....but the weekend was S (O)(O)
worth it! BTW SED...how come you didnt Skype attend?

I was pretty much wrapped up in kidsville all weekend. What did I miss?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:48 pm

Plenty of drinking.

Thank goodness you have a chance to catch up. What'll it be?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:50 pm

...well, you missed Uber flashing her ass to a music video crew on Monday afternoon, and the Rachel in the hot tub thing, and some various and sundry Vegas mayhem...

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:54 pm

Dude, you got the freakin camera, give it up for your drinking buddies!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:56 pm

...cameras, plural...video and still...I am sworn to "personal use statutes" by Rachel

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:57 pm

Man, when Heli's truck is working, everything else gets working. [sighs into his beer] Howya doin, BC?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:59 pm

Anyway ....

doin good Bin. How bout you?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:46 pm

Awwrighhht, he replied ever so slowly ...

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:14 pm

Gonna burn a man with us this year?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:25 pm

Melissasheart · Post by **Melissasheart** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:28 pm

god i love the artwork here - the apokoliptika thread has some of the best new retro stuff out there.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:34 pm

BigCock wrote:Gonna burn a man with us this year?

Nah, my summer travel quota will be used for a family wedding in New Mexico. At least I get to be in SOME Western desert. Next time . . . next time.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:34 pm

Melissasheart wrote:god i love the artwork here - the apokoliptika thread has some of the best new retro stuff out there.

Watch out for that Killbuck character tho. The art is the bait for the trap of DOOOOOOOOM.

But you're safe here. Drink this quick, you'll be fine.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:26 am

SHHHHH!!!!

Please do not to give up secrets, BC! >giggles<

Ahhh... Early Morning Clean up crew is here. Looks like Heli's Truck is Alive again! YAAYYYY!!!!!

Speaking of... "Gonna burn a man with us this year?" >grins<

Man, toxic links all over the place this AM. Wish they'd issue us a bazooka to deal with it before people get whacked by this whack job.

OK... off to work... Crank up some Rush, clean the ashes out of the hearth, polish all the oil lamps, buff the bar top, hmmm, restock the PBR kooler. Pour a bit o' the Makers...

And life is GOOD!

Hugs, y'all (and good morning!!)
bb

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:39 am

Time to float this thread to the top.

Coffee time!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:06 am

Mornin', Eastside! The sun's just coming over Lake Michigan now, in complete ignorance of celestial mechanics as we understand them. Got my mug of Dead Man's Reach in front of me.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:34 am

Stop taking the acid so early in the morning.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:44 am

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:12 am

Sun just cracking over the mountains.....red glow over the fog, transitioning into orange then dark blue above...

Oh and the Espresso is GOOD here this AM! thanks for the visual Sput.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:42 am

Good mornin SPUT, BBSue, BC, Bin, Heli, robotland, Mheart, ESD. Any espresso left? May need to break out the gattlin gun, as I fear one shot may not be enough...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:43 am

mornin!
Sh*t dtr missed the school bus and I had to drag my ass out into the cold!
plus I was almost outa gas, so me and yesturdays make up had to stop and fuel up!