The Bar... Volume#2

karine · Post by **karine** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:46 am

Good morning, bar folk-

I haven't stopped in, in... well, quite a while!

I got some spam in my pm box - so it called me back to the e-playa...(email ammouncement came in my home addy inbox)

technology is our friend.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:02 am

Hi Karine!
Good to see you !
Hope all is well.
Tell le cat black hello!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:38 am

And hellos all around. Already afternoon here, but maybe E-Dude can fire a scattergun and hit us all with ESPRESSO. Looking up at the sky, waiting . . .

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:41 am

PLEEZE E.D., I just tripped over stupid pc wires and jammed my hand and got a headache!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:11 am

The spam is increasing....time to drink up...

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:18 am

I think I need a shower before that drink. And the day is not done yet ... euw.

Someone really wants us to see Angie's boobs. As if.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:19 pm

Yeah, well Ive had dreams of Angolina's, and I dont wanna see them on spam, unless I get to touch them! ha!
So bug off spammers!

Yup havin a Capt'n and DR. Pepper...as we speak...getting ready for Kernul Killbuck to pick us up for a art outing!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Life is indeed Good!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:56 pm

Has Angelina left? Is it safe to come in now? Blecchhh!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:00 pm

I don't know has anyone checked the bOOby Bar seems like the sort of place she'd hang out or let them hang out as it were

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:01 pm

I dont think Angelina's rack is all that noteworthy, now let's talk Elisabeth Shue and you'll have my attention. She kinda reminds me of someone I used to know.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:16 am

helitack wrote:I dont think Angelina's rack is all that noteworthy, now let's talk Elisabeth Shue and you'll have my attention. She kinda reminds me of someone I used to know.

do tell. how goes it desert man?

craziness abounds in the midwest with a coffee/wine date with the ex-wife... i decided to pleasure myself in the parking lot, midday, in her car/presence, then go back to work. she looks nice, yet i think she missed another chance with me.

chai latter, barkeep? <looks> goes behind the bar to boil some water.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:20 am

Chai latter?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:42 am

Joel WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY T.M.I.

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:54 am

joel the ornery wrote:

craziness abounds in the midwest with a coffee/wine date with the ex-wife... i decided to pleasure myself in the parking lot, midday, in her car/presence, then go back to work. she looks nice, yet i think she missed another chance with me.

You are one truly sick bastard, Joel.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:21 am

OK OK OK ....new subject!

Hey SED, are ya interested on being on the E.A. team(early arrival)?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:32 am

SED wrote:
joel the ornery wrote:

craziness abounds in the midwest with a coffee/wine date with the ex-wife... i decided to pleasure myself in the parking lot, midday, in her car/presence, then go back to work. she looks nice, yet i think she missed another chance with me.

You are one truly sick bastard, Joel.

actually, it was big fun.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:37 am

Ok im pouring early morning cocktails...and Joel, one of them is being poured down your lap!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:42 am

pinemom wrote:Ok im pouring early morning cocktails...and Joel, one of them is being poured down your lap!

um, who would drink it from there?

hmmmm, maybe the ex-wife!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:51 am

Joel, Shut up while your not ahead!
Dont make me get the bouncers!
This is not the kind of talk the bar patrons wanna listen too...
Love you dearly...But think you might have had to much to drink!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:11 am

so did the ex [nyuk, nyuk, nyuk]
You made my morning, Ornery One. Thanks

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:25 pm

pinemom wrote:OK OK OK ....new subject!

Hey SED, are ya interested on being on the E.A. team(early arrival)?

I'd love to, but I can't commit yet.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:23 pm

OK, A big drink for Joel for making me laugh like crazy just now.

BTW, I don't care if it is TMI.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:38 pm

sputnik wrote:OK, A big drink for Joel for making me laugh like crazy just now.

sput, all i know is... pulling my sex out in broad daylight, giving myself pleasure to the wide-eyed ex-wife seemed.... seemed.... so appropriate.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:42 pm

Hahahahaha.....stop it.....you're making me laugh out loud at work and people are looking at me funny....

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:28 pm

You're wanking your way toward the Thunderdome, Joel.

My affection for you will not prevent me from doing my job.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:34 pm

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:59 pm

Oh dear god, let joel be joel here. Just so I don't have to see that "no posts exist for this topic" existential message again.

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:39 pm

joel the ornery wrote:que?

You're violating the subjective and amorphous moral code I have imposed on eplaya. Neither you nor any other eplayan is immune to this code, or even entitled to an explanation until commencement of the penalty phase.

Now, go and reflect and what you have been told.

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:46 pm

Say Joel, did you consider that in some states that would be grounds for an "exposing yourself" charge?

Don't get me wrong, I understand the sentiment. But my recent experiance with the CJS has given me a new perspective on overreaction.

O'douls please, barkeep.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:08 pm

SED wrote:
joel the ornery wrote:que?
You're violating the subjective and amorphous moral code I have imposed on eplaya. Neither you nor any other eplayan is immune to this code, or even entitled to an explanation until commencement of the penalty phase.

Now, go and reflect and what you have been told.

*fishy slaps SED with her cadual fin*