Fuck!

[diane o'thirst]

Chiming in on the FUCK CANCER point.

Fuckin' cancer is EVIL and it must GO THE FUCK AWAY.

They're gonna be writing operas 200 years from now, setting them in the 20th and 21st Centuries and instead of that age-old operatic plook of "consumption," it's going to be cancer. Fuck Cancer.

DIE, FUCKING CANCER!! DIE!!! DIE!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[diane o'thirst]

And now onto my original point...

FUCKING MYSPACE!!!

I can't fuckin' get into my profile! They locked me out three days ago for NO FUCKING REASON, everytime I try to log in it just refreshes back to the same fucking login page instead of going to my profile!

Sure, I got other ways to blog, but I got friends on there, good fucking friends, that I can't contact any other way.

Fuck Myspace, fuck the fact that they do it on Windows, fuck the spyware, spambots, worms and viruses that are crawling around there unbridled, fuck Hip Hop and Rap artists on there, fuck the fact that they use the word "pimp" as a positive statement (fucking slavedrivers, that's all they are), fuck Zwinkies, fuck their lazy and arrogant tech help that only fish for keywords and cut 'n paste from the FAQ for every query.

AND I DON'T FUCKIN' CARE WHO CIARA'S GONNA MARRY!!!

AND THOSE FUCKIN' CREEPY LEG-SHAVERS MAKE ME SICK!!!

AND I'VE FUCKIN' HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MATCH.COM!!! MOST OF THE GUYS ON IT ARE HALF MY AGE!!!!!!

AND I GOT THE FUCKING RINGTONE I WANT, SO QUIT TRYING TO GET ME TO BUY ICE-T RINGTONES FOR $6 A MONTH!!!!!!

[mdmf007]

Whoa - there Diane Othirst - I gotta pay for that stupid ringtone????????????? FUCK.

and Fuck Ciara

[BAS]

Who the fuck's "Ciara"?

And, while I am at it, fuck privatizing everything! Especially health care!


B.

[diane o'thirst]

Who the fuck's "Ciara"?

Another upcoming pseudo-star. She's in hip-hop, and just as talentless as Britney. Feh.

[SED]

And now onto my original point...

FUCKING MYSPACE!!!

I can't fuckin' get into my profile! They locked me out three days ago for NO FUCKING REASON, everytime I try to log in it just refreshes back to the same fucking login page instead of going to my profile!

Sure, I got other ways to blog, but I got friends on there, good fucking friends, that I can't contact any other way.

Fuck Myspace, fuck the fact that they do it on Windows, fuck the spyware, spambots, worms and viruses that are crawling around there unbridled, fuck Hip Hop and Rap artists on there, fuck the fact that they use the word "pimp" as a positive statement (fucking slavedrivers, that's all they are), fuck Zwinkies, fuck their lazy and arrogant tech help that only fish for keywords and cut 'n paste from the FAQ for every query.

AND I DON'T FUCKIN' CARE WHO CIARA'S GONNA MARRY!!!

AND THOSE FUCKIN' CREEPY LEG-SHAVERS MAKE ME SICK!!!

AND I'VE FUCKIN' HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MATCH.COM!!! MOST OF THE GUYS ON IT ARE HALF MY AGE!!!!!!

AND I GOT THE FUCKING RINGTONE I WANT, SO QUIT TRYING TO GET ME TO BUY ICE-T RINGTONES FOR $6 A MONTH!!!!!!

Wow. Suddenly, I'm just a little in love . . .

[helitack]

Fuckin three more days until Vegas...

[pinemom]

Yes ladies and Gentlemen
Its official at the BooBy Bar this yr we will have a Mural 4X8'
F.U.C.K. CANCER
Where there will be sharpies and paints, stationary and envelopes.
Everyone will be able to write down your momories of, letters of goodbyes, feelings your dealing with, etc...etc... on what
"F.U.C.K. CANCER" is to you!or those you love!
Then on Sunday we will take the Mural and the box of secret messages out to the temple and..well you know the rest!

So in the BooBy BaR/EBC thread, Ive started a Game of sorts...to make F.U.C.K. abbrieviations stand for something...we'll play the game then Vote on what it really Fucking stands for!

[AntiM]

You mean, like this?

[pinemom]

Exactly! AntiM! Exactly! oh yeah...F.U.C.K. cancer

[diane o'thirst]

Fuck! Never a camera when I need one. I wanna post a photo of the railroad tracks up my belly with a jog around the navel...

F.U.C.K. Cancer.

[Lorgasm]

A big Fuckin toast to all you Fuckin Cancer survivors and to your families. Cancer; what a big fucking interuption to your wonderful day. I love and admire you all.

Peace and Much Abundance,
Lorgasm

[PurpleKoosh]

Fuck! Never a camera when I need one. I wanna post a photo of the railroad tracks up my belly with a jog around the navel...

Around? They went through MrKoosh's (and gave him a better-looking one in the process...something about the way his healed originally made him look like he had a permanent piece of lint sticking out ).

And aren't surgical staples the weirdest fuckin' things in the world (she asked to keep this on-topic)?

[diane o'thirst]

Nah, mine looks fuckin' bad. It's fucking dangerous to cut through the navel because of the chance of infection. Infected bellybutton = trouble, fuckin' death-dealin' trouble.

Also, the umbilicus is just fuckin' hard to cut because of the elastic nature of the skin surrounding and making it up.

[pinemom]

hehehe luckily most of the scars are minimal...but my belly button was cut into 8 times...looks like a poka dotted button.With one that looks like a happy face staring back up at me. apparently the doc's decided not to put a zipper in...wonder why?
On my next BooB surgery I figured Ill have them go along the same FUCKING seam...then just tattoo a zipper on so they know where to go everytime and dont need the Fucking dune buggy flags.
" Quote, this wont hurt"
ya I know, it was the 6inch needle you just fucking stuck in there all the way with Novicane that Hurt fuckers!

[AntiM]

My first belly scar jogged around the navel. My second scar, from the surgery to fix the hernia from the first surgery, sliced into the side of it.

Group photo anyone?

[AntiM]

Oh yes, and fuck!

[Box Burner]

Fuck!

My nieces Husband was injured in a fight with his brother-in-law last night. He was life-flighted to the university hospital in salt lake where he is still in a coma.


Fuck!

[BAS]

Well, I was going to complain about this fucking headache I have had all day, but now it doesn't seem worth mentioning...!


Best wishes for your niece's husband, BB!


B.

[AntiM]

Yikes BB, that's major suckage. Hope he recovers soonly.

Fuck, now I can't complain about the numb face from the dentist's crown prep!

[Box Burner]

Thanks for the good wishes. He is still in a coma at this time. But expected to improve.

The b inlaw is beeing charged with attempted murder.


Fuck.

[pinemom]

WtFUCK, sorry BoxB, sending healing Ju-Ju!!!!
wow...why DO people fight? I understand the basic human natural reaction, but after you hit someone, isnt that enough?

[PurpleKoosh]

Fuck me.

MrKoosh and I just bought a car.

A REAL car.

A 2006 PT CRUISER WITH ONLY FIFTEEN THOUSAND MILES ON IT.

The ex's reaction (I had to call him, 'cause his name is still on the title for my old car and he needs to sign the transfer): "Well, someone's crazy. I'm not sure if it's you or them." I advised him to embrace the power of "and."

It means we're living on ramen noodles for the next 70 months, and if we do something to screw this up, so help me I'll open a fuckin' vein. But for the next few days at least, I can savor the fact that I'm driving something that isn't going to do its impression of the cop car at the end of The Blues Brothers the next time I come to a fuckin' stop.

[Box Burner]

Fuckin' A !

Yea for a new car. Boo for ramen every day.

Hey Koosh Hope the cruiser runs good for a loooonnng time.

[PurpleKoosh]

It's even already playa color! (Okay, metallic playa color, but close enough.) Can't beat that with a fuckin' stick.

[Box Burner]

Oooh! Fucking Playa camoflage!

[pinemom]

FuckenA
Yeah for PUrple Koosh...ok big question? Why not purple? heheee

[AntiM]

Fuck, my brother went in Monday for a simple surgery to take out gallstones, and he's still in the fucking hospital! He faints when he gets up, low hemocrit(?). Either he's got too much fluid diluting his blood, or he's bleeding internally somewhere. Fuck! fuckfuckfuck, oh, and FUCK!

[theCryptofishist]

Yeah Koosh. That means there's a f*cking chance you can come to the event I'm planning on inviting you to next month.

[Box Burner]

Fuck AntiM! that sucks. Best wishes and positive vibes for your Brother.

Fuck!