The Bar... Volume#2

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:47 am

That dress is sooooo AWESOME...the only freaking you will get is how many woman are gonna want one!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:48 am

Ok, So Msky is having Demerol What is every body else having,... see I'm just not that good at tending Bar,....anybody else?

True Jewel,.. and the other moms wouldn't be afraid of you anymore, better not risk that

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:50 am

Yeah, I never want morphine again. Doesnt work.
(in Gollums voice)ME WANTS DEMEROL!!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:50 am

Good point TITWI, but the downside to that would be I'd soon be naked after ripping the cards off..............

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:51 am

Howdy, TITWI!

Thanks for the Dem drip Z!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:52 am

Jewel*** wrote:Good point TITWI, but the downside to that would be I'd soon be naked after ripping the cards off..............

I thought that was the point........

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:53 am

thisisthatwhichis wrote:
Jewel*** wrote:Good point TITWI, but the downside to that would be I'd soon be naked after ripping the cards off..............
I thought that was the point........

TEEHEE!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:53 am

percocet (sp?)......had that after delivering the children in the fields. I'll take some of those please.

I knew you'd understand Zule. I just cannot risk my image being blown.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:53 am

I wanna nice Capt'n DP...
But then jack shitty will get done, and must save self till tonight!
wooo hoo, no setting fire to oneself while intoxicated!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:54 am

Hey Msky, I like what you serve at this bar..... I'll take an IV

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:54 am

I certainly wouldn'tcomplain if you were naked Jewel, I think it would be a good look for you,... go for it!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:56 am

nah, go with the will that be cash or charge sir?
heheee
for every 20 dollar bill they give ya unlink a card!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:57 am

for every charge card ya get link one back on...preferably their so you can use it later!!!!!!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:57 am

Martiansky wrote:
thisisthatwhichis wrote:
Jewel*** wrote:Good point TITWI, but the downside to that would be I'd soon be naked after ripping the cards off..............
I thought that was the point........
TEEHEE!

Yes TITWI, it is the point, however, this is a synagogue function and until tonight most people will have thought me to be more mainstream. I can't start stripping yet........gotta ease into it s-l-o-w-l-y.........

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:57 am

Burning one's self = BAD
Burning "The MAN" = GOOD

One IV drip coming up for TITWI! Now sorry but you can only push the button once every ten minutes. Thats how the dang machine works...!
Well, maybe I could just try to adjust the machine a bit...? OOPS! It's a continuous feed now!! WHOA!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:58 am

interesting Idea for a fund raiser

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:58 am

Nice thing about being Jewish Jewel even your rabbis can have sex!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:59 am

Jewel*** wrote:....gotta ease into it s-l-o-w-l-y.........

Oh, now you are just teasing me........

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:59 am

pinemom wrote:Nice thing about being Jewish Jewel even your rabbis can have sex!

AH HAHAHAHA!!! Good point!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:59 am

Better then a HOOKA Martiansky! woooohoooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Pretty colors...
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
weeeeeeeeeeeee
we? yes more we~we~

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:00 am

so true Pinemom.........

It's actually an auction/comedy night. I figure everyone will laugh at me during the auction. I'm just working the audience in advance to get them in the mood.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:00 am

Zulegoona wrote:I certainly wouldn'tcomplain if you were naked Jewel, I think it would be a good look for you,... go for it!

UH OH! It's now the NEKKID BAR!! (LOL...turns red)

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:03 am

Nekkid IV HOOKA BAR!
Wow Nate will be jealous...now who's got the better HOOKA...that honor will go directly to Martiansky!

woops here's a couple ampules of demerol...we need a refill
ok...who's bogarting the IV...I just gotta a hard pull?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:05 am

I suppose we'd have to operate under the " YoU CaN LoOk BuT You CaN Not ToUcH " rule if that were the case,...

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:06 am

(runs behind the Bar, bends down to look into the back of a cupboard..... Slowly rises up with several bottles of Dem in her hands....smiles)

I got yer refill right here......
Yeah, no bogarting the Dem IV! There's enuf for everyone!!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:07 am

Zulegoona wrote:I suppose we'd have to operate under the " YoU CaN LoOk BuT You CaN Not ToUcH " rule if that were the case,...

Damn, that's no fun!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:10 am

I really want to take a nap. It was a rough night in the ThunderDome last night.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:10 am

I haven't heard, Msky... are you going to the Playa this year?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:11 am

Martiansky wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:I suppose we'd have to operate under the " YoU CaN LoOk BuT You CaN Not ToUcH " rule if that were the case,...
Damn, that's no fun!

thats why unofficial status is a good thing, fewer ruls

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:12 am

Well, I suppose I should get motivated.
I need to go to the vet and get the little furball his pills.
Then plaster the wall in the little bedroom, oh joy.

Everyone stay warm! catch you back here later perhaps?

Z, I'm gonna be down in the cities on Feb 24th. I'll get back to you on that, ok?

TITWI.....I'm not sure if I can make it this year again. I hven't bought a ticket. I might be able to go if I went with someone. I spent a lot of money on gas by myself in 05!