The Bar

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:48 pm

I'm sitting in a hotel in Phoenix. Close to some of you, but not close enough. I've had a few, but not enough.

More please.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:57 pm

i am sitting in champaign, il... far away from everyone... and so it goes.

bottoms up!

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:01 pm

Sitting here in Durango, a little too close to most of a mouse.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:01 pm

Patiently waiting for Anna, my new neighbor, to return with the chocolatinis...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:03 pm

Fucker

and I suppose you may just do what that sounds like

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:06 pm

sputnik wrote:Fucker

and I suppose you may just do what that sounds like

drink up fuckers,. we are vertical... be fucking happy to be alive.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:08 pm

Maybe I will just quit my job, ignore obligations, beg people to put me up, and seek enlightenment...

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:15 pm

helitack wrote:Maybe I will just quit my job, ignore obligations, beg people to put me up, and seek enlightenment...

it worked for thoreau.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:17 pm

I am Joel. Very happy. That shouldn't have been so snarky sounding. I have no reason to be anymore.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:21 pm

sputnik wrote:I am Joel. Very happy. That shouldn't have been so snarky sounding. I have no reason to be anymore.

dude, the woman i love is 5 miles away, no snarkiness perceived... you are just not at "home".

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:25 pm

Thoreau was a bum...

...at least Edward Abbey worked for his whiskey, most of the time...

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:32 pm

helitack wrote:Thoreau was a bum...

...at least Edward Abbey worked for his whiskey, most of the time...

yup, thoreau was a bum.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:42 pm

i'm just sitting here wondering if that bump on the back of my neck is a deer tick, and wishing I could see it!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:09 pm

Oh shit, oh shit, ohshit!
What's the bump on your neck?
Get a mirror.
No get two mirrors, one magnfied.
Crappin Hol'in.
Ack!
Oop.
EeK.
No Kill it
Kill it good.

How are you Regina?

You know I love you.
The florescent tape saved my ass in a very serious way.
You helped me more than you can know.
This was important. Thank you.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:36 pm

aw...love you too gurl
happy to help out any way i can
in the noble realm of potty goodness :)

it's probably just a pimple
and i'm being a total hypochondriac
or whatever
i'm sure it's just a coincidence
that i messed with it
and then my glands started to swell
ack!

durn flu cold thing has fried my brain
i need a fake doctor
cuz it's under my freakin hair!!!
neck bumpily yours
the duct tape diva of dota

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:38 pm

I'm just sittin' her on my break eating chili verde and drinkin' chocolate milk.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:07 pm

hmmm, sounds like an odd combo, but hey, they're both good...why not together!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:36 am

sounds like a plumbing issue in the makings Boxb!!!
hehehee

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:39 am

pinemom wrote:sounds like a plumbing issue in the makings Boxb!!!
hehehee

ewwwwwwww

bathroom humor. hey. let's just burn down the fucking bar, huh?

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:23 pm

joel the ornery wrote:let's just burn down the fucking bar, huh?

Only if we can figure out where the insta-bar got packed when we left the playa....

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:38 am

nah, this is nice, just like home more then one bar to drink IN!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:29 pm

I think I remember when this bar blew up (once or twice).

It's getting ready to rain here - how about something warm and fuzzy?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:43 pm

Warm and furry. Coming right up!

Hot Buttered Cow

Ingredients:
1 pound Brown sugar
1/4 pound Soft butter
1/2 teaspoon Vanilla
1/2 teaspoon Cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon Nutmeg
1/4 teaspoon Cloves
1/4 teaspoon Mace
1/4 teaspoon Allspice
1 pinch Salt
Dark rum
Gold or white rum
Hot milk

Directions:
Beat sugar and butter together until thoroughly creamed and fluffy. Beat in vanilla and spices. Chill. For each cup to be served, place 1+1/2 teaspoons batter in a preheated mug along with 1+1/2 ounces dark rum and 1/2 ounce gold or white rum. Stir well. Fill with hot milk and serve.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:56 pm

mooo.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:00 pm

Hmmm...I need another - the fishbowl just moo'ed.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:23 pm

Moooooove over
I`ll join you guys...

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:35 pm

Thanks Booger

The recipe for this stuff reminds me of Chai with booze instead of tea...

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:53 pm

almost guinness time

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:11 am

Somebody BUMP me! HAHAHA!!! Hello bar peeps!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:23 am

Martiansky!

Have a mini-soda brew! Ever see any of this around?