Association of Socialist and Satellite States

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:48 pm

For many years we have been in awe of the radical socialist nature of Burning Man.Communal projects and camps,an almost total break down of class distinction along with sharing of resources,all easy to see at Burning Man, was a communist dream.Only the Khymer Rouge were revolutionary enough to ban money and commerce for all but the Ruling Bodies.

This workers and artists paradise was missing only one element for communist perfection,the One Party State.

Striving to fill this void we were handicapped by the poor and humble nature of our camp.Imagine then our joy when,like a rising sun for The People,Kamp Apokoliptika arrived,fluent in noble Socialist Newspeak and dedicated to the masses.Ruled with an iron fist by the immortal Kernul Killbuck we found ourselves drawn in to its orbit and along with Peoples Art Congress became the first of the Satellite States of Apokoliptika.

This year we do not find ourselves alone.A great many like minded camps have seen with their own eyes the advantages of faithfully pursuing and following closely the tenets and creeds of The Killbuck Line.To learn to love rhythmic applause,unanimous votes and surprise purges.To work and share together for the glory of The People,The Party and The State.

Of greater significance is the fact that these camps have pledged,if placed together,to focus like a laser to provide BRC citizens and the city itself a unique experience at the 3:00 keyhole area.Many are familiar already and need no introduction but perhaps they will recognize themselves here with their own views and opinions of this historic and patriotic undertaking.

...Omar Suarez President a'Vie Club Verboten at Peoples Tent no.8

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:44 am

In the distance.... the sound of a marching band

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:40 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:42 am

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:06 am

Satelite Stars!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:08 am

It is worker's paradise, yes?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:35 pm

They pretend to pay us.
We pretend to work.

Konec

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:37 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:It is worker's paradise, yes?

Indeed Comrade.Daily it is proven throughout the week of The Great August Project at any of the Associated Socialist Camps.We welcome Workers,Soldiers and Artists throughout BRC to see for their own eyes the victories we have achieved in their name.

Rocket75377 · Post by **Rocket75377** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:07 am

[quote="zorro sings"] We welcome Workers,Soldiers and Artists throughout BRC to see for their own eyes the victories we have achieved in their name. [/quote]

I fight in the name of the Motherland.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:43 am

IN SPACE....The LabWerks Station casts an ovenmitt-shaped shadow over the Killbuck Realm. Glory! Gott Mitt Uns!

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:14 am

I fight in the name of the Motherland.[/quote]

Glory to Comrade Rocket and his correct view of patriotic actions we expect from all our toilers.We are doubly blessed as our strugglers not only fight for the Motherland but also The State and The Party.

Robotland....We count the days until LabWerks commences year 33 of the 35 Year Plan as a fraternal and bordering state.

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:05 pm

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Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:29 pm

It's a Five Day Plan.. for DOOM!

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:37 pm

We have rescued our thread from the dust bin of history.We now will propogate further the many attributes and advantages of being beholden to the New and Correct Killbuck Line.

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:07 pm

Damned reds!

Good thing the US Military has stationed M*A*S*H 4207th in your midst. An outpost of democracy in the middle of a socialist sea. Those West Berliners thought it was bad...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:21 pm

What? Whip some democracy on us?

I'll settle for effective medical attention, and referrals for healing therapy.

Good to see ya back!!!!!

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:27 pm

Just think of us as Checkpoint Charlie.

You made them drunk. We'll make them Army drunk.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:33 pm

Uhhh..

I've BEEN army drunk... Infantry Army drunk!!!!!

PLEEEEzzzz... DON'T remind me!!!!

Uhhh.......

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:33 pm

But...have you been infantry army drunk with a bunch of Brits?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:51 pm

Ah....

No.

Is it worth it?

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:15 am

CapSmashy wrote:But...have you been infantry army drunk with a bunch of Brits?

I've been single sailor on liberty on New Year's Eve drunk with Brits on Diego Garcia. Surely that must count for something?

Me2 · Post by **Me2** » Wed May 02, 2007 4:03 am

...socialism...UK lottery something-or-other....drunkeness....i'm confused

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Wed May 02, 2007 6:47 am

You're confused?We are trying to figure out how this thread got moved to"2007 Theme"when it was originally in the"Theme Camp"section.And since nothing makes sense here does anyone know why the Playa Events Calendar is non-operational?Usually by this time we have our events listed.This year you cannot even view the site let alone list something unless you have a some sort of password.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed May 02, 2007 7:26 am

To his excellency, the esteemed President a'Vie OMar Suarez, People's Imperial Palace #8, Omar-Suarez-Stadt.

My Dearest President a'Vie,

It is with glorious and overflowing feelings of revolutionary Greetings that I bring you the announcement of glorious news for the betterment of the proletariat and workers of your fine and fair land, in fact, the entiity of the enlightened and grateful masses of the People's Democratic Socialist Federated Combined Republics of Terminal City.

While I was sitting in my far-undeserved plush and luxurious surroundings of these concrete walls of my worker's paradise, I came to the realization that a grave and dinenfranchising injustice had indeed been done, that due to an apparent bueraucratic oversight your thread pronouncing the correct and true Killbuck Line, glorious be it, had been temporally displaced from it's deserved and hallowed space with in the theme camp area where it was anxioulsy digested by the minions who have and continue to grant their full faith and trust within your capable leadership to a significantly backwoods and lesser-desirable section, absolutely unrelated to the magnificance which this thread begat.

As such, I have taken the liberty, through the empowered and gracious ability I have been cautiously entrusted with, to restore your threads rightful and correct place, returning it from the bowels of rampant commercialism, capitalism, and cronyism unto the location from whence it came, so that it's words of sacred wisdom, and frequent and able pronouncements of the fully approved within the Killbuckian Theory tomes of the Verboten way of Life and pursuit of happiness may be gleaned unto those who rely on your divine pronouncements to keep them firmly in line with the blessed dictates of our Noble Fist of Flammable Fury, his Excellence Killbuck I.

And with this horrific and significant wrong now and once again righted, I shall remain, as always, endearingly yours in the service to the worker, the laborer, and the proles... Always the proles...

bb

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Wed May 02, 2007 8:27 am

Honored and Glorious Comrade Sue,We again underestimated your Power in service to The People.We shall endeavor now to carry on two threads with the same title all in service to struggling toilers everywhere.

We share many things you and I but none as great and keen as our burning desire to lead the masses in greater understanding of the meaning and benefits of The Correct Killbuck Line.

Many may wonder:What is the Killbuck Line?Perhaps we have been negligent in assuming this to be common knowledge.For the Killbuck Line is an original revolutionary and political philosophy that is a scientific and myth-centered outlook on the world.Man as a burning being wants to live and develop with maximum and radical self expression.The Killbuck Line was founded and developed,correctly,based on this aspiration and demand.It thus became a great idea that gripped the hearts of all people,the engine in the progress of history,the lever to move the earth and the ideological beacon to guide the era.

The validity,truth and vitality of Killbuck Line has made it wide spread across The Playa,greatly encouraging all BRC citizens in the struggle for freedom and independence from colonizers,BMORG diktat givers and right wing revaunchists.

With its profundity and universality,and its encyclopedic and progressive characters,the Killbuck Line greatly aids the transformation of the common mental life of mankind and of the world while making a powerful stimulus to the development of the revolutionary movement in this era.

Under The Light of The Killbuck Line the working masses who had remained unenlightened came to be confident of their strength and turned out in great numbers to join in the struggle to carve their own destiny free from all manner of domination and subjugation.So small wonder that the popular masses have gravitated to Its Teachings and a renewed and new dedication to The State.

We hope this clears things up.For The People......Omar Suarez