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Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:18 am

too funny.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:18 am

Now thats fucken hellarious!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:18 am

ah-yup

Ron · Post by **Ron** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:15 am

Love it!

Ron

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:13 pm

OH! MY! GOD!

B.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:29 pm

hillarious

still wouldn't have a clue if he took the lens covers off.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:19 pm

doesn't the guy on the left look like Clint Eastwood? Go on....make my day.....

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:23 am

Go to Google.

Type: failure

Magikal · Post by **Magikal** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:03 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:Go to Google.

Type: failure

Oh, God, please don't tell me you're going to bring up that old toad again. This is the second time someone has brought that up on this board.

*sigh* For the uninitiate, if you go to Google and type in "Abject Failure" or some such thing, George Bush will come up. How this was done is that Google works on the number of hits. Create enough hits, that will be the first thing that comes up. Some guy (and his friends) with too much time on his hands created enough hits so that typing in "failure" gets you W. It's the electronic version of drawing a mustach on an election poster, and it's just about as clever.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:36 pm

Magikal wrote:
EvilDustBooger wrote:Go to Google.

Type: failure

Oh, God, please don't tell me you're going to bring up that old toad again. This is the second time someone has brought that up on this board.

*sigh* For the uninitiate, if you go to Google and type in "Abject Failure" or some such thing, George Bush will come up. How this was done is that Google works on the number of hits. Create enough hits, that will be the first thing that comes up. Some guy (and his friends) with too much time on his hands created enough hits so that typing in "failure" gets you W. It's the electronic version of drawing a mustach on an election poster, and it's just about as clever.

L.H.O.O.Q.

One person's moustache is another's art.

~R. Mutt

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:39 am

...and one man`s civil engineering,

is another man`s World War III.

I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best.
-- Washington, DC, April 18, 2006

"Dissent is the highest form of patriotism"
~ Thomas Jefferson

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:13 am

Howard Zinn wrote: "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism"

Thomas Jefferson said:
"The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive. "

"The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and to protect its free expression should be our first object"

"We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate."

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:16 am

What the president should do...tell the truth.

You GO Andy!

http://60minutes.yahoo.com/segment/11/andy_rooney

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:06 pm

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:17 pm

but but but, vampires are supposed to be immortal.

aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

K-mom · Post by **K-mom** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:29 pm

"This Just In .... We have reports that an airplane was shot down on the White House lawn today. The plane, possibly hijacked by a giant drunken rooster, is rumoured to have been loaded to the brim with explosives and pure garlic...!"

(better luck next time)

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:43 pm

http://www.glumbert.com/media/rumsfeld

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:52 pm

Shore looks dark over there!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:47 am

The Decider Strikes Again....

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/01/ ... 14293.html

President Bush lifted the drilling ban Tuesday for Alaska's Bristol Bay, clearing the way for the Interior Department to open the fish-rich waters to oil and natural gas development.

Alaska officials as well as local communities had asked for the ban to be lifted, but environmentalists have warned against drilling in the bay, which is also a major fishing area for salmon, crab and cod.

Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne said one or two lease sales in about 5.6 million acres of Bristol Bay will be considered for leasing in the department's upcoming five-year 2007-12 lease plan.

Separately, Bush lifted a drilling moratorium in an area of the central Gulf of Mexico known as Lease Area 181, making that area available to drilling.

The Gulf waters acted upon by the president is a small part of a much larger 8.2 million acres that were approved for oil and gas development by Congress last month in one of its last acts before adjournment.

"There will be significant opportunities for study and public comment before any oil and gas development could take place in these areas," said Kempthorne.

The Bristol Bay waters were set aside for protection by Congress 1990, but the ban was lifted in 2003 at the request of Sen. Ted Stevens, R-Alaska, who argued that the area's oil and natural gas could be developed while still protecting the fisheries.

But a separate presidential drilling ban was not to expire until 2012.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:16 am

Dear Mr. President...
When you have won a war and secured a country and it`s peoples,

...please don`t forget to tell the enemy.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:07 am

Big Brother is indeed watching.

This is scary and fascinating all at once.

Especially since I`m an AT&T customer...

http://www.pbs.org/now/shows/307/index.html

or

http://www.pbs.org/now/shows/307/video. ... efchange=1

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:26 am

Well, maybe I am not that surprised after all. I doubt I have anything which would get me locked up, but I just plain don't like the idea of people reading my "private" mail in the first place. (And, considering I protested going to war with Iraq, and a few other things like that, there is a decent possibility my email IS being read.)

Well, if people in the government ARE covertly reading my internet communications:

UP YOURS George and Dick! UP YOURS--SIDEWAYS!!!

B.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:40 am

BAS wrote:... considering I protested going to war with Iraq, and a few other things like that, there is a decent possibility my email IS being read.)

Considering My healthy disrespect for faulty authority, and the way I vent
about the government and administration online, I`ve wondered a couple times if I might be next on the list for a goon squad visit.

I just hope they find bigger fish to fry,... or we`re ALL in trouble.

...but if I DO disappear all of a sudden,

...please ask a few questions and send someone to look for me...ok?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:17 am

Well, we'll try to do that, EDB. Not certain what will be happening with me if things go that far, though. (This kind of news makes one wonder if having a "bug bag" ready and waiting by the door isn't such a bad idea, and a route planed for getting out of the country...)

B.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:45 am

I`ll take THIS country, MY country, the USA; any day, over anywhere.

I just hate to see a pack of con artists spending all my hard earned tax dollars, that`s all.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:50 am

Oh, I dunno. I've heard Venezuela (sp?) is nice this time of year....

(Well, okay. Mostly I like Chavez because he keeps mocking Bush. I don't know how his plans will work out in the long term.)

B.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:03 pm

...yeah.

And the steak in Brazil is to die for.

But you have to take the Bull to get the Beef.

Post by **mdmf007** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:18 pm

I used to like W - even thought about voting for him once -

IMHO - George W Bush would be a great guy to go drinking with, would be a great business aprtner as even when you dont make a profit, you somehow get bailed out, and his families connections exceed the Kennedy's by far.

Should he run a country and the free world? No - i think not.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:39 am

George W Bush would be a great guy to go drinking with, would be a great business aprtner as even when you dont make a profit, you somehow get bailed out, and his families connections exceed the Kennedy's by far. Should he run a country and the free world? No - i think not.

As entertained as I am by his simian gaze, his pecos drawl, and his nasal twang, I must agree that he isn`t a very good world leader.
And what a record this guy`s got...
He dodged the draft....His friends knew him as an alcoholic womanizer with a bad temper....a total failure at business until his wealthy friends bailed him out. But still, within a few years he was elected Governor of Texas, and was quickly rocketed into the White House, after having lost the popular vote. He was RE-elected with last minute help from Osama Bin Laden, in spite of his HIGH disapproval ratings. He can`t think his way out of a wet paper bag ...and yet he's declared an endless war, and instituted some of the most radical and dangerous political changes in American history........dare I continue?

Here`s the Texan who SHOULD have been President. God bless Ann Richards!