Fuck!

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:00 pm

I advise you to drink heavily and run naked through the office. Then go back later and kill everyone with a hatchet.

Just my two cents. We each gotta follow our own bliss.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:53 pm

SED wrote:I advise you to drink heavily and run naked through the office. Then go back later and kill everyone with a hatchet.

Just my two cents. We each gotta follow our own bliss.

you forgot to say fuck, you fuck.

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:14 pm

joel the ornery wrote:
SED wrote:I advise you to drink heavily and run naked through the office. Then go back later and kill everyone with a hatchet.

Just my two cents. We each gotta follow our own bliss.
you forgot to say fuck, you fuck.

Everything I say is essentially profane. So fuck off.

Happy now?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:50 am

oh SED... i know you as a sweet cuddly little boy hiding in a man's seething body of loathing... yeah, i am fucking happier.

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:54 am

Fuck, some nutjob walked into Trolley Square last night with a shotgun and started killing random people. Fuck. That was one of the places I hung out at in college, used to be the old trolley barns and now it is this funky twisty boutique mall with odd little stores and eateries, and even a Hard Rock which is fun now and then.

Fuck, I don't know any of the folk who died (I think), but it seems so unfair. Fuck.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:31 pm

Fuck that was an annoying typing test! For starters, the letter I was supposed to type was really poorly written. Then I kept getting JUST UNDER the the score I needed. Luckily Job Service lets you take the test as many times as you need to pass. I needed a minimum of 45 words per minute, and kept getting 39 to 44 words per minute, after deductions for errors. Finally I got 46 words per minute, with no errors!

Damn, my fingers are sore!

B.

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:44 pm

SED wrote:
I advise you to drink heavily and run naked through the office. Then go back later and kill everyone with a hatchet.

oh fuck,,, does SED work for the post office.?....

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:58 pm

Fuck no, he's pre-med, you should listen to him.

Cabana Springs · Post by **Cabana Springs** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:04 pm

AntiM wrote:Fuck no, he's pre-med, you should listen to him.

Fuck - I think you provide great advice to follow someone who believes that murder is the best sollution to the problem.

Maybe his post-med beliefs will prove to be more compatible with mainline society.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:45 pm

Actually, I was referring to the start drinking heavily part of it. File that under Things I Learned from Animal House.

Oh, and fuck.

Cabana Springs · Post by **Cabana Springs** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:45 pm

Fuck my nuts hurt. Ow Ow - okay I said it - ow - FUCK

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:48 pm

oh cabana where is your FUCKEN frozen bag o peas???

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:49 pm

Oh fuck, I wish there were an appropriate sentiment for that. Sorry your fucking nuts fucking hurt.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:50 pm

on that same but dif note how's the fucken tooth AntiM?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:55 pm

how could Pees be good for a tooth?

Fuck

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:56 pm

I think the peez are for the nuts.......fuck

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:09 pm

ok no peas for tooth cold sensitive....fuck
Pea's are for FREASLY snipped Nards!...fuck

Cabana Springs · Post by **Cabana Springs** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:49 pm

eeewwwwwww - oooohhhhh- fucking frozen peas - aaaahhhhhh yeah - thats so fucking good.

What happens if I get addicted to stuffing frozen peas in my shorts?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:52 pm

thats Fucking TMI...but maybe its the least weirdest Ive heard! ha

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:53 pm

Cabana Springs wrote: What happens if I get addicted to stuffing frozen peas in my shorts?

Mmmm...duno....Ya would fit in with this fucking crowd?!?!....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:55 pm

vegeaphile!..... fuck

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:14 pm

Are those peas in your shorts, or are you just happy to see me.....

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:14 pm

Oh yeah, FUCK

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:35 pm

Cabana Springs wrote:eeewwwwwww - oooohhhhh- fucking frozen peas - aaaahhhhhh yeah - thats so fucking good.

What happens if I get addicted to stuffing frozen peas in my shorts?

What's so fucking odd about frozen peas in the shorts...?

(And what the fuck am I doing?!? I just sent off for information on opening up a franchise! I know I am tried of working for other people, but do I really want to go into business for myself...?!?

)

B.

Post by **mdmf007** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:13 pm

I prefer frozn Corn,

later

Cabana Springs · Post by **Cabana Springs** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:25 pm

------- 2007 Green Theme --------

FROZEN PEA CAMP - The perfect place to "chill" after that all night fuck.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:40 pm

ew

looks like somebody pea`d their shorts.

what the fuck am I doing here this late?

SED · Post by **SED** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:56 am

AntiM wrote:Fuck no, he's pre-med, you should listen to him.

Are you insinuating that I should be on meds?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:19 pm

FUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Been locked off eP for a month and change - JUST got back from the other side... It was hell, I tell ya... it was rough... it was a living hell....

They had me locked in a dark cell. Solitary. They was tryin' to brainwash me, I tell ya. Day and night, it was Doom this and DOom that... Kept in the dark. But I wpiuldn't crack, nosirree! It was all about escaping... back to the ePlaya...

But I couldn't get back here... I tried... they thought they had me, they did, but me? Naw...

Tough as nails. I beat them. FREEEE as a bird... They didn;t have a chance in hellll...lll..l..
LLLllLlllllLLllL...

yessss.... I shall obey..... back to 3:00 plaza for launch... launch... launch.................. Dooooooooooooodooodooodooommmmmmmm.....

Now returning you to your regularly scheduled entertainment...

bb...

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:21 am

Fuck Baybridge - that was you in the next cell?

Anyways on to my newest FUCK - I know nothing about Flash, and about a thimbles full of website design using macromedia stuff. Anyways We fired our website designer for stealing things (which was asinine as this place will let you use whatever you need whenever you need it - unless it is deployable. - He would have gotten another chance but did the following to spite us from home)

So he goes home, opens up the FTP site using his passwords, and erases pretty much everything. Luckily he had backups on our server but they are not the newest edition. Heres the real problem.

Our companies entire website is a flash movie. I have no clue if this is industry standard, or an acceptable practice - but I am having a hard time updating it using flash 8. Anyone who knows how to do the following - please PM me and give me the tips I need. Help is useless on this damn program, and I need to update it as the version I have is still full of Lorem Ipsum and needs all of the new text dropped on it.

I would gladly gift a ticket top BM for a couple of hours of tech advice. particularly I need blank pages added to all of the links So I can drop the correct text and images in it. Thats it. I can do the rest. (site used to be 100 pages or so now it is 8 - the links are all dead and dont go anywhere)
ARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.............. more fucking work I didnt plan on.

So FUCK You tony - grow up, dont steal, finish school and learn from this. (He was a freshman in college and pissed away 25.00 an hour and benefits to steal 300 in tools - dumbass)

Later all and thanks for letting me vent. Offer still stands