APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:17 pm

We are all so fucking DOMED!

Say, can one of you friendly and tech-savvy burners tell me how to imbed an image, instead of this linking deal?

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w242 ... /domed.jpg

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:47 pm

[img] in the front and then the same thing but with a slash (?) after the first bracket ([) after the url of the picture. (on explorer rightclick then click properties then copy address.)

You can use the handy buttons.

In general, if you press the quote button of a post that does something you wish to emulate (technically, no plagerism) you can see how the code was constructed.[/img]

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 5:22 pm

For images and stuff make sure you have BBCode enabled; it is disabled as Default.

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:48 am

The DOOM is near.... BEER ANYONE!!!?????

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:39 pm

Ah! Cool beans! It was the BBcode disabled all right.

Thanks!

knok

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:46 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:45 pm

Thanks Zule, it's important that people take this sort of thing seriously, and your service is much appreciated.

Gee, and people wonder why all those kids go missing at BM every year?

It's about time this came to light.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:09 pm

Just watch this, ok?

Hana T · Post by **Hana T** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:14 am

Keep watching...

we are now calculating our data bsae for your match...

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:34 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:

Just watch this, ok?

Oh my god! I will now die in piece, or is that peace? We are all still fucking DOOMED.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:23 am

Apparently trying to lighten the mood around here by interjecting some comedy, Hana T posted the following picture, and wrote:

Keep watching...

we are now calculating our data bsae for your match...

Is good picture... Forgot was in archives.

But is hilarious caption. Is reminiscent of Tokyo Rose telling American GI's girlfriends were home making love to Mortimer Snerd and Donald Duck... Not all is quacked up to being.

Also, please to confirm you are working in leauge with Peacekeepers. This information needed to determine increase in number of guest accomodations we need to provide...

Have nice morning...
bb

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:56 am

Obvious data base errors... most glaring of oven mitts...

Add to turn ons- see through vinyl aprons accompanied by rubber spatulas...

No point in correcting data base however.... your programmers are in need of re-education.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:47 am

What all well dressed desert raiders will be wearing this year:

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:50 am

That's not just *any* mitt, but "The Mitt"... as seen in a recently famous internationally acclaimed movie...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:03 am

Hugging this mitt is permissable too... but no video, please

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:23 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:24 am

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:54 am

Donâ€™t let the DOOM start without you!

Hana T · Post by **Hana T** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:10 am

After extensive cross referencing of our database we have now calculated the desperate despot's perfect soulmate... no thanks required we get our satisfaction from seeing our customers satisfied : )

with much love

cupids angel

Xhile · Post by **Xhile** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:13 am

Ahh, that Hana

She went to Kiwiburn 3 weeks ago, cooked too many pancakes, screamed something about some Aklopitikya (a kind of Russian Fudge from what i could deduce) and hasn't been the same since.

We're planning to reeducate her [get her very drunk] at a party meeting [drunken orgy] this weekend.

But maybe we won't. We kinda like her the way she is. And she has an extremely heavy butt.

I remain, a disinterested turd party

Xhile

PS: sexy mittens.

:shock:

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:19 am

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:42 am

Xhile wrote:Ahh, that Hana

We are to worry about her sometimes... as we do anyone in similar mental state...

Xhile wrote:She went to Kiwiburn 3 weeks ago, cooked too many pancakes, screamed something about some Aklopitikya (a kind of Russian Fudge from what i could deduce) and hasn't been the same since.

Maslenitsa? We at Apokiliptika are to celebrate this fine and noble Russian Tradition, with eating of many, many Blini (Pancakes) during week before lent. In fact, in glorious days of USSR, was called Pancake Week.

Appears she is, perhaps, one of US already... heh heh heh...

Xhile wrote:We're planning to reeducate her [get her very drunk] at a party meeting [drunken orgy] this weekend.

We are to know (and to have photographic evidence) she is quite experienced in this. She has fondness for Cheap Amerikaner Bourbon.

Xhile wrote:But maybe we won't. We kinda like her the way she is.

She IS that way anyway. Is no change.

Xhile wrote:And she has an extremely heavy butt.

I remain, a disinterested turd party

Hmmm... mit comment like that, is hard to believe you are as disinterested as you would to say, darlink... )gigglskis(

Xhile wrote:Xhile

PS: sexy mittens.

You know, is possible to teach you Way of the Mitt... Shall we arrange for to have an interrogation? We should think so...

In Terrogatingly Yours...

bb

Xhile · Post by **Xhile** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:20 am

Bay Bridge Sue, thanks for the reply.

However, I think you are confusing [b]Hana[/b] with [b]Anna[/b].

Easy to do. Both fesity. Both fierce. Both comin' to kick Aplotipigikya's arse (in their minds, at least).

Anna is so tough she could almost be a born Kiwi gurrrl.

I can't say what Hana's beverage preferences are. Perhaps Blini and Vodka?

I remain,

a disinterred observer. For now.

:twisted:

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:34 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:36 am

Just so you know....Theme will include catagory this year for Best Severed Headwear!!!!!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:11 am

Xhile wrote: Bay Bridge Sue, thanks for the reply.

Is pleasure, darlink!

Xhile wrote:However, I think you are confusing Hana with Anna..

Am to apologize. Was confused by Kiwi accent and other factors, thought was reference to same person.

Xhile wrote:Easy to do. Both fesity. Both fierce. Both comin' to kick Aplotipigikya's arse (in their minds, at least)..

Like last year? We are to look forward to it!

(Side question - re Aplotipigikya - Was under assumption that interesting geography names were result of proud Maori heritage, but am now beginning to wonder if is not because of Dyslexic Kiwis instead... Must to consider this...)

Xhile wrote:Anna is so tough she could almost be a born Kiwi gurrrl..

Is good to know we were to have faulty information. We have been to heard she was to be found in abandoned shack in Point Pegasus as a young grrl, raised by rogue penguins from birth... Explained many things...

Does to expose weakness. Your loyalty to Apokiliptik cause shall to be rewarded, darlink....

Xhile wrote: I can't say what Hana's beverage preferences are. Perhaps Blini and Vodka?

If she does to drink Blini am *most* impressed. Is not an easy task. Especially if not raw!

Xhile wrote:I remain,

a disinterred observer. For now.

We shall be most glad to undisinterr you...

Have nice... morning... (You must to work night shift as well...)

bb

Hana T · Post by **Hana T** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:43 pm

"Side question - re Aplotipigikya - Was under assumption that interesting geography names were result of proud Maori heritage, but am now beginning to wonder if is not because of Dyslexic Kiwis instead... Must to consider this..."

Hana is my birth name, it is Maori but it has nothing to do with geography

"Does to expose weakness. Your loyalty to Apokiliptik cause shall to be rewarded, darlink...."

Helix be wary, they have brainwashing devices... do not utrn to the dark side... resistance is everything

"If she does to drink Blini am *most* impressed. Is not an easy task. Especially if not raw!"

I drink (cooked) Blini for breakfast, but my preffered beverage is bourbon or whiskey... or maybe even a superbly made cocktail

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:15 pm

Is good to find admirable quality in enemy. Is too bad. You should to join forces with Herrings...

Hana T wrote:"Side question - re Aplotipigikya - Was under assumption that interesting geography names were result of proud Maori heritage, but am now beginning to wonder if is not because of Dyslexic Kiwis instead... Must to consider this..."

Hana is my birth name, it is Maori but it has nothing to do with geography

Sounds Maori or Hawaiian. Similar linguistics. Is pretty name, actually - had former co-worker, name of Hana, and she was Polynesian.

But place names... Aplotipigikya... It is rare to see Apokiliptika butchered so completely. Looks like Native Australian place name. Sounds like Maori war cry. Is dyslexic.

Concerned for our, er, her komrade, Hana then wrote:"
"Does to expose weakness. Your loyalty to Apokiliptik cause shall to be rewarded, darlink...."

Helix be wary, they have brainwashing devices... do not utrn to the dark side... resistance is everything

Is OK, we have his best intrests at heart... don't we, darlink?

Here, Xhile... Have another Vodka, some more Caviar, perhaps? Cigar? They're Cuban... Shall I to tell the women at bathhouse you are to be arriving soon?...

Then, in a statement which was rather remarkable, Hana finally wrote:""If she does to drink Blini am *most* impressed. Is not an easy task. Especially if not raw!"

I drink (cooked) Blini for breakfast, but my preffered beverage is bourbon or whiskey... or maybe even a superbly made cocktail

Now am impressed. You are to put them in blender, first? Or you swallow them whole. I usually put on plate with Caviar, sour cream, chives. Or Marmalade.

And yes, we are to prefer either Russian Vodka or American Bourbon. Perhaps Makers Manhattan with Noilly red vermouth and Bacardi-soaked Swizzle?

To Doom!

In Tocatedly Yours...
bb

Xhile · Post by **Xhile** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:44 pm

This Kiwi is not dyslexic. He knows exactly what he's doing.
By the way, there is a band called Apoptygma Bezerk. Perhaps you could entice him over from East Germany. He plays good music, for a commie.

[quote="Bay Bridge Sue"][color=darkred]
Here, Xhile... Have another Vodka, some more Caviar, perhaps? Cigar? They're Cuban... Shall I to tell the women at bathhouse you are to be arriving soon?...[/b][/color]
[/quote]

Hmmm... very tempting. Perhaps I should see what both sides are offering. *thinks* Russian women... hmmm... maybe not.

I remain, a dissing turd observer

Xhile 8)

Hana T · Post by **Hana T** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:53 pm

i swallow them whole with oooodles and poooooooodles of golden syrup (i think its a new zealand thing? a syrup made from sugar cane, its better than maple syrup) and sometimes on special occassions maybe a few childrens fingers from hana's kitchen... but dont be silly of course i blend those up, you cant eat them whole

"Makers Manhattan with Noilly red vermouth and Bacardi-soaked Swizzle?"

sounds slupilicious, just wish i actually knew what it was... swizzle? im not used to these "classy" beverages the apokiliptikans use to try and sway their enemys with

And Xhile, dont forget the INTERNATIONAL burner hostel has foreign females a plenty... and a stripper pole in the middle of the shade structure on a high platform with The Baaaaaarrrggghh underneath serving the best beverage you ever try... Airazona Apple pie, you will not be disapointed

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