APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)

[thisisthatwhichis]

i swallow them whole with oooodles and poooooooodles of golden syrup (i think its a new zealand thing? a syrup made from sugar cane, its better than maple syrup) and sometimes on special occassions maybe a few childrens fingers from hana's kitchen... but dont be silly of course i blend those up, you cant eat them whole

I heard you can cook.......Mmmm any Kiwi on the menu?.....it goes well with Vodka..

[Zulegoona]

I stand corrected , Anna is really Anne, and those operatives on the assault team pictured may in fact be from much closer to Nevada,.... the water pictured in the background is Mission Bay Auckland City NZ.
I have it from a reliable source that , the woman known as Anne Bonnie will return to the continental United States soon Dog Help all Doom Loving persons of the APOKILIPTIKAN empire,... Ah,...protectorate,... a, freed regions.

[AnneBonny]

you all shall soon feel my wrath. and those in the previous picture are from, not the large islands of new zealand but yet another polynesian island closer to the equator. i have been doing much recruiting in the pacific ocean, its where the pirates be, so look out, we are coming in force.

you apokiliptikans should feel privilaged that i let you know some of my inside information... the fact that you couldnt even differentiate between my partner in anti-doom and I shows me that you dont really pay that close of attention and can be let in on some bits of information here and there...

so put that in your database and smoke it and await our next strike in the art war

sincerely
Captain Anne Bonny

[EspressoDude]

you all shall soon feel my wrath. and those in the previous picture are from, not the large islands of new zealand but yet another polynesian island closer to the equator. i have been doing much recruiting in the pacific ocean, its where the pirates be, so look out, we are coming in force.

you apokiliptikans should feel privilaged that i let you know some of my inside information... the fact that you couldnt even differentiate between my partner in anti-doom and I shows me that you dont really pay that close of attention and can be let in on some bits of information here and there...

so put that in your database and smoke it and await our next strike in the art war

sincerely
Captain Anne Bonny

Palmyra Atoll? "And the Sea Will Tell"

[Killbuck]

"Palmyra Atoll?"

another one nearby called
Nobikini Atoll

Ok, how many early 60s cartoon fans can name where THAT came from?

[Finnegan]

Clearly these kiwis are masters of disguise and subterfuge. And it turns out they are metallic and hollow as well.

[Killbuck]

Oh... the old Trojan Kiwi trick again... realllly it's been done before!

[Bin Noddin]

there is a band called Apoptygma Bezerk. Perhaps you could entice him over from East Germany. He plays good music, for a commie.

He is always hiding . . . he is always mourning.

[Killbuck]

Make fun of good old fashioned commies?

Have you no nostolgia for the Cold War? Were goot old daze.

[Killbuck]

A Kiwi walks into the local unemployment office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate being on welfare, I'd really rather have a job."

The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The Kiwi says, "You're bullshitting me!"

The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah, well, you started it".

[Killbuck]

Why can't Kiwi blokes take their girlfriends to the Rugby?

They eat all the grass.

[Killbuck]

ahhh... one more then, eh?

Did you hear about the kiwi that walked into the pub with a pig under his arm?

The barman says " Bugger me mate, where'd you get that?

The pig reply's " Down at Centrelink mate, there's thousands of the bastards "

[Finnegan]

A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy. All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor.
The barman says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?â€

[Killbuck]

Ooooh well done mate!

[Hana T]

mate those arnt real kiwi jokes, they dont involve any sexual refernces to sheep...

A white missionary was spreading the gospel to the dark natives deep in the bush. He taught them to read and write, and he taught them good Christian ways. He particularly stressed the evils of sexual sin.
One day the chief's wife gave birth, and the tribesmen broke into the missionary's hut, seized him, and brought him to the chief, where they threw him face down in the dirt.
The missionary was very frightened, and feared for his life. Not raising his head from the floor, he asked, "Oh mighty chief, what have I, a poor white missionary, done to deserve your displeasure?"
"You hypocrite!" shouted the chief. "How dare you presume to teach us about sexual sin! Raise your head and look at this!" The chief held up his newborn child who was white! The missionary knew about albinos, but had no idea how to explain this to the chief. "I can explain how these things happen; please, let me stand." The chief allowed this, and the missionary explained, "What you have here is a natural occurrence - an albino. Look at your flock of sheep. All of them are white, yet among them is one black one. Nature occasionally allows things like this to happen."
The chief thought for a moment, and replied, "Tell you what. I won't blame you for the colour of my child, as long as you keep quiet about the sheep


bro that is a real kiwi joke : )

[Hana T]

heres are a few intersting facts about new zealand

there are 43.1 million sheep in NZ that means there are about 12 sheep for every person in New Zealand

There are 36,000 flocks of Sheep with an average flock size of 1400

The main breed farmed in New Zealand are Romney

here are some other types of sheep in Kiwi land

Romney

The Romney, which originally came from the lowland of England, is New Zealand’s most popular breed. When introduced to New Zealand during the 1850’s it was farmed on the wet lowland regions. However, as the bush was cleared and farms developed on the steep hills of the North Island, it was found that the Romney was ideally suited to this new and quite different environment. The breed changed to suit its new surroundings to become, over the years, a distinct breed - the New Zealand Romney. Today 25 million Romney graze the hills producing both meat and wool. Its wool, which can reach a length of 18cm, is course and creamy in colour. It is an ideal carpet wool and is also used in other hard wearing materials such as furnishing fabrics blankets, and knitting yarn for heavy sweaters.

Drysdale

During the 1930s and 40s Dr Francis Dry, a scientist at Massey University conducted a series of experiments on Romney sheep. He found that some Romneys carried a powerful gene which produced a long course straight fleece. The fleece was also "hairy" or heavily medulated - an excellent property for giving carpets lots of bounce or resilience. Dr dry found that this "hairiness" factor was passed on from one generation to the next so, with careful breeding, he was able to build upa flock of hairy sheep - the Drysdale. Today carpet makers pay a premium for this wool which grows so long, 20 - 30 cms, that the sheep are usually shorn twice a year. A fleece is heavy, about 6 kgs, and the wool is a chalky white colour. There are more than 200,000 Drysdales in New Zealand and unlike their Romney cousins, both rams and ewes have horns.

Perendale

The Perendale was developed in New Zealand over 40 years ago by Sir Geoffrey Peren, a professor at Massey University. He crossed the Cheviot and Romney to get the best qualities of both breeds. Since 1960 the Perendale has become very popular and now just over 5 million Perendales graze the steep hard hill country of New Zealand. It is such a hardy breed many farmers used Perendales to break in new areas of land. Perendales are known as easy care sheep. They are easy to muster, make very good mothers, and will thrive on poorer feed. Perendales are a dual purpose breed as they are kept for both their meat and wool. Their wool is finer than most cross breed wools and will grow between 10 and 15 cm long during a year. A Perendale grows between 3.5 and 5 kg of wool a year. The white Perendale wool is very popular with knitters. It has exceptional spring which means that knitted garments will keep their shape longer and carpets wont flatten easily.

Merino

The Merino is the oldest and most numerous breed in the world. It is thought to have come from Spain or North Africa. The Merino was New Zealand’s first sheep and today there are just over 2 million of them. Most Merinos are found in the rugged South Island hill country, where it is the only breed to thrive on the high altitude pastures of native grass. Merinos stay in mobs and move quickly. Despite a heavy fleece, they are fairly small and hardy which means they survive the cold. Merinos have a very dense fleece - about 50 million fibres - nearly three times as many as other breeds. The wool is very fine and soft and although the outside of the fleece looks grey, inside it is quite white. The wool is 6.5 to 10cm long and has close wrinkles or "crimps". A Merino grows 3.5 to 5 kg of wool every year. All rams and some of the ewes have horns. Merino wool is made into very fine fabrics for men and women’s fashion wear. It is even made into billiard cloths.


haha fuckers i hope you did not just read that WHOLE thing... poor apokiliptikans

[Minister of State]

The office of the Ministry of State

Supreme Dictatorship of APOKILIPTIKA and Occupied Territories

Sub-ministry of Propaganda and Communications - Visitor, Travel, and Detainee Bureau - Office of Personnel, Employment, and Interment – Interrogation Unit #16(x)\12(iii)-

297th FLOOR
ERWIN J. E. ROMMEL OFFICE SKYTOWER COMPLEX
BLACK ROCK CITY, NEVADA 89412-0666.

OFFICIAL NOTICE OF OFFER:

To the attention of: Ms. Hana T.:

YOU ARE HEREBY OFFICIALLY NOTIFIED:

Our loyalist Interrogation Corps assigned to the Visitor, Travel, and Detainee bureau have reviewed the above heretofore mentioned detailed and extremely boring narrative regarding the sexual innuendo and companions of Native Kiwis, and specifically certain residents of certain areas of certain Cities predominantly on the North Island, specifically, the borough of 100 Lovers (Tamaki Makau Rau) further to which references, apparently, to above highly redundant narrative...

Upon dissection of said narrative, your name has been forwarded to the Interment department for possible offering of such position of gainful employ within the realm of our stalwart and esteemed Despotic Dictator, his eminence Killbuck I, and to this end to hereby extend to you this opportunity to join the cause for imminent doom within the Apokiliptika Travelogue Bureau in the Ministry of State.

Our benefit package is second to none, and we are very proud to offer the following Package, as negotiated by the labour organization representing those under the employ of the Ministry (ISSSA, Local 244, AFL-CIO*):

Benefits include generous annual salary of 1.362k roubles, rights to ride (at cost) on fine public transportation (when horse not ill and cart not broken), ¼ star accommodations in Workers dormitory # 22 (6.5 full hours/day allotted), and enrolment in health and death benefit program (if are too sick to work, we shall to shoot you – at discounted price!), purchasing rights at company store (when open) and generous bonus rations of PBR.

Please to apply at Apokiliptika Ministry of State, Visitor, Travel, and Detainee bureau, 297th floor, Rommel Office Skytower, Black Rock City, NV. We shall to be expecting you, darlink.

For glorious Doomed Empire of Apokiliptika, in name of Despotic Revolutionary Leader, Killbuck I, despot for life -


Personnel Clerk # 27i, Ministry of State.
VISITOR, TRAVEL, AND DETAINEE BUREAU
SUPREME DICTATORSHIP OF APOKILIPTIKA



THE HOLY FIREBALL OF THE BLESSED BLAST
WHICH CONSUMES ALL OF THE ENEMIES
OF OUR TOTAL APOKILIPTIK SPLENDOUR
WILL BE COMING YOUR WAY SOON...
AND YOU ARE FUCKING DOOMED.

BE GRATEFUL.

KERNUL KILLBUCK IS WATCHING YOU



P&I form RP-003-N2-4FFT-G2-2119.
KA - A Proud Founding Member of Terminal CIty.


*Ministry clerical employees are represented by the International Indentured and Involuntary Servants of Apokiliptika, Local 244, Apokiliptik Forced Labour-Captive and Imprisoned Office workers. Our position is considered “closed shopâ€

[Killbuck]

Travel is not however all inclusive, one must BYOS

[Finnegan]

Sure, but getting back to your impending DOOM..



A little taste of the morning after.

[CapSmashy]

[Finnegan]

“scrape pansâ€

[Bin Noddin]

"Palmyra Atoll?"

another one nearby called
Nobikini Atoll

Ok, how many early 60s cartoon fans can name where THAT came from?

No, you doomy, Johnston Island, right next to the chemical weapon incinerator. C'mon, isn't that far more apokiliptic?

[LiveWire]

Kwiis aner't dsxiylec, eevn the hinrreg hggreus can udenrsntad eryvhtneig tehy wtire.

Wlel, bcak to cmap biuilndg! Slcae bnerurs tnihk BIG!

[thisisthatwhichis]

[Killbuck]

You know... I just love it when an infected mass just takes off like this!!!!

Please... DO carry on!

BTW... submissions will be added to the archives on apokiliptika.com.-

the ONLY mind you... ONLY BM Cyber gallery 3 years running!!!!!

The Kernul

[Finnegan]

One of my faves from the past.. Thanks, someone!

[Killbuck]

I LOVE that one!!!

But I must not dally...

I'm off to assist with the Mutaytor Performance at Noth Tahoe this eve...

Huzza!!!!

[StevenGoodman]

A little source for more art, in case anyone is running short of ideas:

[url]http://members.impulse.net/~sate/posters.html[/url]

Have fun!

[Finnegan]

..and another treasure trove:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl= ... l%26sa%3DG

(sorry for the ridiculously lengthy link)

[Zulegoona]