APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:27 am

In the spirit of this years theme Anne Bonny is made with post consumer human waste, sheâ€™s just full of it.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:57 pm

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:11 pm

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:21 am

Xhile · Post by **Xhile** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:09 pm

[quote="CapSmashy"][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/ ... widoom.jpg[/img][/quote]

most interesting. Methinks your intelligence is a little lacking.

Military intelligence, i mean.

3 of the nuke strikes are hardly in what i would call strategic locations.

I have spied here in Aotearoa (what the natives call this part of the world) for many years.

But i remain

a digressing thurd party

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:49 pm

Xhile wrote:
CapSmashy wrote:
most interesting. Methinks your intelligence is a little lacking.

Military intelligence, i mean.

3 of the nuke strikes are hardly in what i would call strategic locations.

I have spied here in Aotearoa (what the natives call this part of the world) for many years.

But i remain

a digressing thurd party

Christchurch, Wellington, and Auckland were, well, necessary. I do understand Christchurch *is* on South Island, however would to prevent anti-Apokiliptik forces remaining to reconstitute forces there. Sad, as was one of favorite cities. Oh well...

Was to be necessary to increase size of Hawkes bay to accomodate future landing fleet not shown on map and to insure doom of North Islanders attempting escape there.

Invercargill was to keep any more of those raised by rouge Penguin hoarde on Stewart Island from crossing there. Will to reduce levels of beach pollution.

Also would to be advised - Ostera or Beluga is preferred, darlink?

Have nice doom...
bb

Fex · Post by **Fex** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:55 pm

The small 1/2-kiloton strike over Kaihoro should be sufficient to neutralize the Crumb's Crunchy Delights stronghold there... The Booby Bar will tolerate no competition from alien franchises.

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:05 pm

Xhile wrote:
most interesting. Methinks your intelligence is a little lacking.

Military intelligence, i mean.

3 of the nuke strikes are hardly in what i would call strategic locations.

I have spied here in Aotearoa (what the natives call this part of the world) for many years.

But i remain

a digressing thurd party

Do you question the inspiration for Kiwi DOOM?

I am beginning to have my doubts as to your thurd party status, yes?

Perhaps a day of you in ze CHAIR will make me more convinced as to your tru nature.

Xhile · Post by **Xhile** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:47 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote: Christchurch, Wellington, and Auckland were, well, necessary.

No doubt. However, one of your proposed strikes appears to be aimed at a small town called Levin, instead of Wellington. Most New Zealanders would be very happy to see such a boring little sh*thole erased, so i applaud your plans.

Have you considered taking the infection out at its source by Nuking the NZ Burning Man ("Kiwiburn") site?

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Invercargill was to keep any more of those raised by rouge Penguin hoarde

We have rouged penguins here? Oh, no, it's worse than i thought. Perhaps you could distract them with your range of fine Russian eyeliner and lipstick to go with their rouge.

Bay Bridge Sue wrote: Also would to be advised - Ostera or Beluga is preferred, darlink?

Whichever is the most expensive. As long as they are served by naked Russian women, i mean comrades, it's all good. I do expect much vodka tho' - it's my favourite drink.

Xhile · Post by **Xhile** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:56 pm

CapSmashy wrote: I am beginning to have my doubts as to your thurd party status, yes?

Well, i prefer "turd party".

Alright, I admit it. I'm a fourth party. The first three parties were reactionary capitalists and didn't throw in enough vodka, loud music, cigars and women. So now I'm throwing my own parties. They're rather good, as certain other... er... parties can tell you.

CapSmashy wrote: Perhaps a day of you in ze CHAIR will make me more convinced as to your tru nature.

Ah. So you are the "bad cop" to BB's "good cop"?

Well, i don't fall for those tricks. It's either caviar, vodka and naked women or nothing, for me.

I am intolerable to pain.

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:16 pm

Kiwis are pear-shaped
Kiwis have a powerful sense of smell
Their ears are so well developed that they can be seen easily through the head feathers
Kiwis have extremely powerful, shapely legs
fast runners

Overall, kiwis are considered very un-birdlike oddities; in fact, zoologist William Calder refers to them as 'honorary mammals'.

Kiwis are strictly monogamous birds; they usually pair off for at least 2-3 breeding seasons (days). Breeding takes place during late autumn.

A female kiwi will often soak her abdomen in cool puddles when she ventures out of the burrow.

Behavior:

In the most densely populated areas, one may find four to five kiwis in a square kilometer.

They are extremely aggressive by night, but shy and timid by day.

Food Habits

Kiwis are exclusively nocturnal; they begin their nightly hunt for food approximately 30 minutes after sunset.

They consume insects, snails, spiders, earthworms, crayfish and fallen fruits and berries.

Economic Importance for Humans: Negative

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:27 am

Xhile wrote:
CapSmashy wrote: Ah. So you are the "bad cop" to BB's "good cop"?

Well, i don't fall for those tricks. It's either caviar, vodka and naked women or nothing, for me.

I am intolerable to pain.

I am "worser cop" to her "bad cop". Ve have no "good cops", we are DOOM merchnats after all silly man.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:33 am

Oh... the good cop bad cop thing...

so out of date.

Technology has advanced so much you know

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:17 am

Just curious -- who's flying with Sonja Henie? Or vice versa?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:37 pm

â€œa digressing thurd partyâ€

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:46 pm

Good evening, B(O)(O)BY BAR!

The Kurnal made me do it.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:47 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:48 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:49 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:52 pm

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:53 pm

FUCKEN28.8DIALUPCONNECTION

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:56 pm

Kernul I love the last one and at least the women are draped over a John Deer tractor so technically they are tractor women.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:24 pm

Yes, I felt that was politically important

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:43 pm

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:44 am

Nothing runs like a Deere.

Ewwwwwww!

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:54 am

Dammit! I was ripped!

I have a John Deere tractor and I have NEVER had a score of nude women gathered about it.

grumblegrumblegrumble

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:32 pm

Hmm. The kiwis may have allies we did not count on..

Hana T · Post by **Hana T** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:44 am

even more than you may think... the penguins are in a frenzy and have already started spreading the word of anti doom, they are moving fast and there is only so long i can hold them back...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:36 am

Never since Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Killer Clowns form Outer Space, has there been such film making!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:51 pm

APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)

Better know a Kiwi

Killer sheep