The Bar... Volume#2

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:04 am

Good morning. Coffee time!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:19 am

Thanks Suptnik!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:19 am

karine wrote:Begging 601
Panhandling for Beginners
The Art of Milking Philanthropists (Graduate level only)

they go on and on....

You forgot Grantwriting for Con Artists

Of course, that's advance seminar work.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:20 am

karine wrote:Cat food grant? Well- we'll have to find you the right angle...
let's see cat...

are you
1. disabled?
2. elderly?
3. a woman or minority?

any of those would help your sitation.. I think cat food grants are kinda hard to come by... Maybe we could work on your portfolio.

Um, there's that subversive rubbing and purring thing. I works on a lot of fish--um People, yeah it works on People...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:22 am

Box Burner wrote:Just think, a slight twist in history and we could all be driving sewing machines.

The roads would be paved with fabric!

and we'd wear asphault coats at BM>

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:06 pm

Time for a quick one tonight.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:25 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Box Burner wrote:Just think, a slight twist in history and we could all be driving sewing machines.
The roads would be paved with fabric!

and we'd wear asphault coats at BM>

... isn't it fabulous here on the red carpet? Who are you wearing?
It's the 405! Do you like it?

History is twisted by the stars, and their designers.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:26 pm

Yes, scotch.
sip sip

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:27 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Box Burner wrote:Just think, a slight twist in history and we could all be driving sewing machines.
The roads would be paved with fabric!

and we'd wear asphault coats at BM>

Yep. Coulda been sewing machines. Got tickets! Anyone want to go to the sewing machine races.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:29 pm

Hi BC!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:15 pm

I'm going in drag.

vroom vrooski

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:33 pm

The raciest outfit wins! hahaha!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:02 pm

We're on a tear. Gonna rip up the road.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:42 pm

Zipped around the curve and into the long stretch.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:34 am

And the race is all sewn up!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:15 am

next time boys watch OUT for us road hazzards! sqweek!

Morning ever body...I know crack of bageezus....
Morning MozYboNz S.W.A.K.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:31 pm

Trap door opens with the sound of an old elevator Mozy comes up out of the floor on the motorized box dolly with no boxes on it. When the trap door reaches floor level Mozy drives out the back door.

Morning MozYboNz S.W.A.K.

*smoooch*

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:40 pm

Hey, whoa stranger. Ain'tcha gonna have a drink?

chases MB out back door

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:44 pm

walks back in the door~~had put away the motorized box dolly

Blue Angel

1/2 oz. Blue Curacao
1/2 oz. Creme de Violette
1/2 oz. Brandy
1/2 oz. Lemon Juice
1/2 oz. Cream
Ice
Mix ingredients with ice in a shaker and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:52 pm

!?!(Explosives Alcohol Condoms) shit!!!! how does that bunny do that?!!!!!runs out the back door~~~~

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:09 pm

Time for beer

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:31 pm

Heya Sput!....

Can't fool me!....... That's a good beer in a PBR pitcher......

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:47 pm

Right, PBR. It's good beer as far as I'm concerned.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:05 pm

weeeeeeeeeeeee! we just ordered our tix!
Smooch MozY!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Hiya Sput!
can I have a tequila back with my beer?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:55 pm

I only serve Herradura. but yeah, you can have tequilla. Just sip it.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:55 pm

Howdy all. Beer sounds good.

Yaayy for tickets Titwi and Pinemom!

Just gotta get mine now.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:49 pm

The thing I like about this place is that it is the only place in the world where in one day we can see Britney, Carmen, Nicole, Anna Nicole, Tyra, Paris, Jessica, and Sharon all give blow jobs AND see their respective crotches. Wow. When is the org gonna fix this mess?
Edited cuz I forgot Christina and Lindsay.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:54 pm

That's why I mostly stay in the bar.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:57 pm

Oooops, forgot Wilma, Betty, Jane. Sarah, Rachelle, Nadia, Rachel, Angelina, and Jessie. Dammit

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:06 pm

Sour grapes, eh?