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Post by Ranger Genius » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:07 pm

BAS wrote:Actually, on Firefly, the expletives are, at least in theory, in Chinese. The idea is that, in the future, Western and Eastern culture are to intertwined that everyone know words from the other language. Apparently some of the translations are supposed to be hilarious.
I did gather that, but there is still some profanity in english, too. I wonder what the subtitles say during the chinese parts? Hmmmm.

A digression: One of the books that influenced me the most as a young man was East, West by Salman Rushdie (I read it when perhaps 16), and in it he bemoans the lack of creativity in the abuse afforded to one by the English language. Something about the inherent weakness of a language the length and breadth of whose abuse constists of a dozen or fewer words.

I knew a Peter Priesthood who served his Mission in Spain (Elder Barry, which is just funny, heh), and told of the immensely creative abuse he received there, "I defecate on the grave of your whoring mother" being a popular, and apparently considered to be the most insulting, offering.
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Post by Badger » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:32 pm

...I`m wondering who someone with "trust Issues" would go to
for genital piercings.
Oprah.

Hey, the whole fucking planet trusts Oprah.

Don't they?
Desert dogs drink deep.

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Post by Ranger Genius » Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:24 am

Badger wrote:Hey, the whole fucking planet trusts Oprah.

Don't they?
Not me.

I wouldn't trust her to sit the right way on a toilet seat.
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Post by AntiM » Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:16 am

Ranger Genius wrote: I knew a Peter Priesthood who served his Mission in Spain (Elder Barry, which is just funny, heh), and told of the immensely creative abuse he received there, "I defecate on the grave of your whoring mother" being a popular, and apparently considered to be the most insulting, offering.
There's a reason we had mom cremated.

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Post by BAS » Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:32 am

Ranger Genius wrote:
BAS wrote:Actually, on Firefly, the expletives are, at least in theory, in Chinese. The idea is that, in the future, Western and Eastern culture are to intertwined that everyone know words from the other language. Apparently some of the translations are supposed to be hilarious.
I did gather that, but there is still some profanity in english, too. I wonder what the subtitles say during the chinese parts? Hmmmm.

A digression: One of the books that influenced me the most as a young man was East, West by Salman Rushdie (I read it when perhaps 16), and in it he bemoans the lack of creativity in the abuse afforded to one by the English language. Something about the inherent weakness of a language the length and breadth of whose abuse constists of a dozen or fewer words.

I knew a Peter Priesthood who served his Mission in Spain (Elder Barry, which is just funny, heh), and told of the immensely creative abuse he received there, "I defecate on the grave of your whoring mother" being a popular, and apparently considered to be the most insulting, offering.
Apparently Russian is a very good language to curse in. I once came across a phrase book for swearing at people in Russian, and came very close to buying it. Kind of wish I had.

I guess now you know what to get me for my birthday! :P


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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:41 am

"ya eemay-you o-chen balshoy jol-ty hoy"

Happy Birthday BAS!!




Afrikaans

Poes / Doos - Pussy

Fok jou - Fuck you

Jy pis my af - You're pissing me off

Hoer - Whore

Slet - Slut

Kak - Shit

Poephol - Asshole

Dom Doos - Dump Pussy

Gaan fok jouself - Go fuck yourself

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Arabic

Koos - cunt.

nikomak - fuck your mother

sharmuta - whore

zarba - shit

kis - vagina

zib - penis

Elif air ab tizak! - a thousand "dicks" in your ass!

kisich - pussy

Elif air ab dinich - A thousand dicks in your religion

Mos zibby! - Suck my dick!

Waj ab zibik! - An infection to your dick!

kelbeh - bitch (lit a female dog)

Muti - jackass

Kanith - Fucker

Kwanii - Faggot

Bouse Tizi - Kiss my ass

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Armenian

Aboosh - Stupid

Dmbo, Khmbo - Idiot

Myruht kooneh - Fuck your mother

Peranuht shoonuh kukneh - The dog should shit in your mouth

Esh - Donkey

Buhlo (BUL-lo) - Dick

Kuk oudelic shoon - Shit eating dog

Juge / jugik - penis

Vorig / vor - ass

Eem juges bacheek doer - Kiss my penis

Eem voriga bacheek doer - Kiss my ass

Toon vor es - You are an ass

Toon esh es - You are a jackass

Metz Dzi-zik - Big Breasts

Metz Jugik - Big penis

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Bengali

baing chood - sister fucker

chood - fuck/fucker

choodmarani - mother fucker

haramjada - bastard

dhon - dick

gud - pussy

khanki/maggi - whore

laewra aga - dickhead

tor bapre choodi - fuck your dad

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Bulgarian

Gus - Ass

Coochka - Bitch

Pederas - Gay / Fag

Luyno - Shit

Luyno Guava - Shit Head

Peeshka Guava - Penis Head

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Czech

Do prdele - (literally, "In the ass"), "Up yours"

Mrdat, prcat - very dirty words for "fuck,"
used only by the lowest of the low(whores, thugs, etc.)

Chces mrdat?
(ksesh mrrdat?) - "Do you want to fuck?"

Hovno - "shit"

Prsa - Tits

Pinjor - Cock

Hovno Hlava - Shit Head

Peecha - Pussy/Cunt

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Chinese (multiple Dialects)

Cantonese (phonetic, more or less)

Poq Gai - "Go Die in the street", general purpose swearword
(ie can fit in any context, like "shit!" or "fuck you"
or "you bastard" etc etc etc. add words before and
after for effect

D'iu ne lo mo - Fuck your mom

sAY Baht Poh - bitch

tiu nia ma chow hai - fuck your mom's smelly cunt

sek si - eat shit

hum kah chan - death to your family!

lok chat - dick

hamsap - horny person (not a swear word actually,
just an insult)

chow fah hai - smelly cheap cunt

gai - whore

Mandarin (phonetic, more or less)

gun ni ma /
chao ni niang - fuck your mom

chao ni niang de zhu
zong shi ba dai - fuck your mom's ancestors
grandmas great grandmas

daH bien - shit

Liu mang - standard swear for bastard/assmunch/etc

Ni ma la bi - Your mother contracts turtles.

Hokkien (Phonectic, more or less)

Cheeby - Pussy

Lan Jiao - Dick

Kiu Mo - Pubic Hair

Ni Na Bu - Your Fucking Mother

Chao - Cheeby Smelly Pussy

Lan Hoot - Balls

Neh - Breast

Ka Ni Na Beh Chao Cheeby
- Fuck Your Bloody Mother's smelly pussy

Ka Ni Na - Fuck Your mother

Ka Ni Lao Beh - Fuck Your Father

peh bu ki ho lang kan - parents go fuck by someone

peh bu ki ho gao kan - parents go fuck by dogs

and the chao cheebye - smelly cunt

keh - whore

Hakka (Phonectic, more or less)

diao nia meh - fuck your mom

chew hai - smelly cunt

bot nia meh see
tai lang - fuck your mom's smelly cunt

chap jong - bastard

guy - whore

nia meh boon kiu diao - let the dog fuck your mom

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Dutch (Holland)

lul - dick

kut - cunt

kak, stront - shit

opdekontneuker - up-the-ass-fucker

hoer - hooker

eikel - dickhead

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Estonian

kuradi munn - (Lit. devil's penis)

kuradi puts - (Lit. devil's cunt) [strong]

kurat vo~tku - fuck you (Lit. let devil takes it)

kurat, saatan - devil

kusema/pissima (v) - to piss

mine persse! - (Lit. go into ass)

mine vittu - fuck off (Lit. go into cunt)

munn - penis

nussima,nikkuma (v) - to fuck

piss/kusi - piss

raisk - rotted

sitt - shit

sittuma (v) - to shit

vitt/puts - cunt

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Finnish

vittu - fuck(Lit. cunt)

helvetti - hell

vittupaeae - (Lit. cunthead)

kusipaeae - pisshead

paskiainen - bastard

paska - shit

Suksi vittuun - Ski into a cunt

Vedae vittu paeaehaen - Draw a cunt over your head

Ime munaa, runkkari - Suck cock, wanker

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French

merde - shit

manges la merde - eat shit

tu m'emmerdes - you're pissing me off
(Lit. you're shitting on me)

tu me fais chier - you are pissing me off

vas faire foutre
a la vache - go fuck a cow.

encule - fuck you (anal style!?)

salope, ordure, conasse,
poofias - bitch

va te faire voir,
va aux diable,
aux pelotes,
fous la camp,
va te faire cuire un oeuf,
va chier,
te faire voir chez lez Grecs!
- go to hell!, Fuck off!

vas te faire foutre - go get fucked (lit: stuff you)

vas te faire enculé - fuck you

fils de pute - son of a bitch

tu m`emmerdes! - Fuck yourself!

une vieille bique,
il est becheur - an old bitch, pompous ass

le con, la conasse,
la chatte - cunt

baiser - to fuck

ce sont des conneries - that's a load of shit

leche moi et saire me renier
- lick me and make me cum

tete moi le dard, enculé!
- suck my dick,
you fucked faggot!

mes couilles sur ton nez - my balls on your nose

putain, pute - whore

cul - ass

bite - cock

pauvre con - asshole (lit: you poor cunt)

vas pisser dans
les fleurs - fuck off (lit: go piss in the flowers)

c'est rien que
de la merde - its just a bunch of shit

maudite vache - asshole/bitch/etc - (lit: damned cow)

va chier - go shit

tu mangeras le tas - you can eat the pile
(usually an answer to "va chier"s)

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German

Blödes Arschloch - stupid asshole

Dummes Huhn - stupid chicken

Scheisse - shit

Fotze - cunt

Blöde Fotze - Stupid cunt

Schwuchtl - faggot (noun)

Lesbe - Lesbian

Mutterficker - motherfucker

Hurensohn - sonuvabitch

Hure - whore

Depp - idiot

Drecksau - dirty pig

Arschgesicht - "Assface" (Butthead)

Fick dich! - fuck you

Fick mich - fuck me

(dummer) Schweinhund - (dumb) pigdog (archaic)

Schlampe - tramp or slut

das geht dich einen feuchten
Scheissdreck an - none of your fucking business
(Lit. that concerns you like wet shit)

du verdammter
Arschficker - you damn assfucker

Auf Wiedersehen
Fickakopf - Goodbye fuckhead

himmeldonnerwetter - *no translation--very strong curse*
(Lit. heaven thunder weather)

Leck mich am Arsch - lick my ass

mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself

scheissekopf - shithead

Lichten mein asch. - kiss my ass, Lit.- Lick my ass

Lichten mein
Hosenschlange! - lit. - Lick my trouser snake

schnoodle noodle - dick snot

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Greek

vlaca - stupid (noun), moron

Malacca - masturbator, harshest swear for a male

malaka wanker gamisou - fuck off

Ay gamisou - go fuck off

to mounee tis manas sou - fuck your mother's pussy

mounee - pussy

poutsos - dick

poustis - faggot

Fila mou to kolo - kiss my ass

As to thialo - Go to hell

Skila - Bitch

Boostie Mav-ro malaka
skit-tah - nigger dick sucking faggot.

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Haitian Creole

dan bounda ou - up your ass

kolan guete maman ou - fuck you

L'en mede - piss off (Lit. in the shit)

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Hebrew

Zonah - whore

Zayin - cock

Harah - shit.

Mishugena - freak

Hutzpa - balls (as in he's got a lot of nerve)

Beitsim - Balls

ben zonah - son of a bitch (son of a whore, actually)

lech zayen et
ima shelcha - go fuck your mom

zayin - penis

tahat - ass

mitromem mizdayen
batahat - gay assfucker

zayin al hakuss
hamasrihach shel
haima hamechoeret
shelcha - fuck your ugly mom's smelly cunt

lech lehizdayen - fuck off

lech timtzotz et
hazayin hakatan shel
aba shelcha me'onen
ehad - go suck your dad's small dick you wanker

lech zayen para - go fuck a cow

timtzotz li et hazayin,
hatichat hara
masriach - suck my cock you smelly piece of shit

lakek et hatahat sheli - lick my ass

lakeki li a hadagdegan,
zonah - lick my clit you whore

benzona - son of a bitch

lech tiezdayen - fuck you

ben sharmuta - like son of a bitch

manyak - just a cures

coos ima selha - your mother's vegina

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Hindi

chutia - pussy (in a "you are stupid" context)

gaandu - asshole

mah-der chod - mother fucker

tatti - shit

Bhen Chhod bhayn-chod - Sister Fucker

Madar Chhod
maa-duhr chod - Mother fucker

Bhai Chhod bha-yee chod - Brother Fucker

Chutiya choo-tia - Fucker

Gaand gaa-nd - Ass

Lund luh-nd - Cock

Chut choot - Pussy

Mammey mumm-aye - Breasts

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Indonesian

bangsat - bastard

bule - caucasian

gila - crazy

isep kontol - blow job

isep kontol gua - suck my dick

kontol - penis

memek - vagina

monyet - monkey

ngentot - fuck

ngentot lu - fuck you

ngewe - fucking

pantat - ass

pantat besar - big ass

peler - penis

pentil - nipple

toket - women's breast

toket besar - big breast

jembut - pubic hair

biji - testicles ( slang, lit. means "seed" )

pentil - nipple

palaji - ( slang ) foreskin

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Italian

puttana - whore

fungula / scopa - fuck

merda - shit

Vaffanculo - fuck off

No Skuche ala Gats! - what the fuck do you want from my balls?

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Jamaican

bumboclot - you are full of shit

teras - your ass

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Japanese (phonetic, more or less)

baka yaroo - stupid bastard

Chikushoo - oh Fuck! (literally: "Animal")

Kuso - shit

Imi imishe Kuso - Eat Fucking Shit

Urusai Kono Bakayaro - Shut up you crazy motherfucker!

ChingChing - penis

ketsunoana - Asshole

Pai Pai - Breasts, nipples

onara - fart

onara atama - fart head

onani - masterbate

anato wa onani o
shimasuka is - Do you masterbate

kin tama - golden balls

kisama - lord of the donkeys

Anata wa dame des - You are a nasty person

manko - pussy

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Korean (phonetic more or less)

Ssibal-seki /
Samanes-seki(?) - Son of shit

eemee sheemee pek
poejee dah - your mother has a bald pussy

Geseki - Son of a bitch

Yumago - fuck you

shibseki - all the bad stuff combined, bitch, whore etc.

Ko-chu-pado - suck my dick

Kochu - dick

Dong-mogo - eat shit

K-sa-key - bitch

She-pa-nom - No exact translation but it is the worst
word you could ever say in Korean.

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Malaysian (phonetic, more or less)

pookih lang chiau pakalau mah bong
- may your ass, boobs, and penis all fall off

anak haram - bastard

cibai - pussy (?)

pantat - ass

puki/pepek - pussy

puki mak - fuck your mother (also "mother's cunt")

saya hendak pukimak - I want to fuck your mom

isap telur - Suck my balls

cor-nek / shuhana - dick

tetel - boobs

chin hooi - asshole

bodoh - dumb ass

celaka - idiot

puki-thiam - whore house

bohsia - young horny bitch

tet tet - breast

tah fei kei (TFK) - masturbate

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Macedonian (phonetic, more or less)

pitch-ga da mahl-a - literally "return to your mother's cunt"

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Norwegian!

Helvete - Hell

Pule - Fuck

Faen - Damn

Dritt - Shit

drittsek - shitbag

Fitte - Cunt

fleskepanne - meathead

pikk - dick

hore - slut

din faens rompeslikker - you damn asslicker

din mor suger
pikk i helvete - your mother sucks cock in hell

ditt lusne, skitne,
stinkende,
raatne grisetryne - you lousy, dirty stinking, rotten pigface

dra meg hardt i rompehara /
knull meg hardt og fort - fuck me hard and fast (basically...)

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Persian (phonetic, more or less)

Kosefil - Elephant's Cunt

kosskesh - pimp (literal: "one who stretches pussy")

coony - Faggot

kesafat - you dirty piece of shit

beshoor - no brained

madar kharbeh - mother fucker

an - diarhhea

kos-khol - person who is crazy and obessed for a
girl's pussy

amale - dirty piece of shit labor worker

khar - idiot

an damagh - booger

khange khodah - screw-up of god

antareh gav - "annoying cow"

bee-sharaf - [bad insult]. def. (?)

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Polish

huj - dick

dupek - asshole

dziwka - whore (light)

kurwa - whore (hard), fig. "Oh shit!"

spieprzaj - piss off

spierdalaj - fuck off

pojebany - fucked up

pierdolec - fucker

Gówno (pron. GOOVnoh) - shit

zajebiste - "fucking awesome"

Coor-va - fuck

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Portuguese

foder - to fuck; Present Indicative: eu

broche - cock sucking

chupa-me a - suck my cock

foda-se - fuck (figurative)

pica, piroca, caralho - cock

puta, cabra - bitch

vai para o caralho - piss off vai-te

corno - faggot

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Russian

Sooka - Bitch/traitor/whore

Yob - Fuck (verb root)(ie "I Fuck"="Ya Yebur"

baltattsya kak govno v prorubi
- to be flighty or indecisive (?)
(Lit. to bob like shit in a hole in the ice)

Yob tvoiu mat' - "Fuck you!" or "Oh shit!"
(literal: "Fuck your mother" or
"I just fucked your mother")
(perhaps the harshest insult in Russian)

poshol na khui - Fuck off (Lit. go onto a dick)

poshol v zhopu - Fuck off (Lit. go into an asshole)

tebya ne ebut,
ti ne podmakhivai - mind your own fucking business
(Lit. you're not being fucked,
so don't wiggle your ass)

paashol v'chorte - go to hell

kooshi govno ee oomree - eat shit and die

ya eemay-you o-chen
balshoy jol-ty hoy - I have a big yellow dick

tva-ya mama sa-seet
kor-rov-on-ni-ye hoy-ee - You mother sucks cow dicks.

per-ee-staan haameetca - stop bitching

yob tvoyu mat - fuck your mother

bivneetca - showing off asshole

peesa - polite penis

govno - shit (literally)

bliad - "Oh shit!" (lit. whore)

Khui - cock

pizda - cunt

manda - cunt

zhopa - an asshole or an ass

sraka - an ass (extremely vulgar)

mudak - an asshole (a person only)

bliad' - whore

govniuk - shithead

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Serbian

Jebem ti mater u picku! - I fuck your mother in her pussy!
(Yebem tee mutter oo peetchqu)

Bog te jebo! - May God fuck you!
(Bog te yebo)

Jebo ti pas mater! - May a dog fuck your mother!
(Yebo tee puss mutter)

Crko dabogda stoko seljacka!
- May you drop dead, you redneck ox!
(Crko dubogda stocko selyachka)

Popusis mi kurac krasni!
- Suck my lovely dick!
(Popoosheesh me quratz krusnee)

Peecko smrdlyeeva - You smelly pussy.
(when you are a wimp, or afraid to do something)

Govno yedno - You piece of shit.

Peechka - pussy.

Sranje! - ohhh, shit!

Some! - you stupid ass.

Yebachu te! - I'll fuck you.
(have two meanings.
1. if you want to fight with someone.
2. when you are about to fuck a chick.

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Slovenian

Pejt u pizdu mater! - Go to (in) your mothers vagina
(Peyt oo PEEZ-doo MA-ter)

Preklet vosu! - Cursed donkey (literally "Bloody fool")
(Prek-LET voh-SOO)

kurac - penis
(KOOH-ratz)

pizda - vagina
(PEEZ-dah)

drek - shit

peder - faggot
(PEH-dehr)

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Spanish

Chingas tu madre - Fuck your mom

Mierde - Shit

Chupa me, puto - Suck me, asshole!

chupe me verga /
chupa me la peha - suck my dick

puta - (feminine) whore, bitch

puto - (masculine) dickhead, asshole

joto - faggot (mex.)

pendejo/pendeja - (m/f) asshole, dickhead, etc.

Marricon - faggot

Mariposa (Mex.) - faggot (lit. butterfly)

chingar - to fuck

cagar - to shit

coger - to fuck, (lit. to catch)

chupar - to suck

verga - dick (lit. broomstick)

pinche - fucking (sp?)

chorizo - dick (lit. sausage)

panocha - pussy (extremely vulgar)

culo - ass

huevos - testicles (lit. eggs)

chichis - breasts

pendeja, pendejo - (Lit. pubic hair)

me cago en la hostia - i shit in the communion wafers

Cago en tu leche - I shit in your milk.

beso mi culo - kiss my ass

hacete cojer - go and get fucked

hijo de mil putas - son of thousand bitches

metete un palo en
el culo - shove a stick up your ass

me cago en la puta
madre que te pario
hijo de puta - I shit on the bitch mother that gave you
birth you son of a bitch

chimba - pussy (colombian spanish)

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Swedish

fitta - cunt

kuk - cock

pattar - tits

fan - damn

mammaknullare - motherfucker

din morsa luktar
friterad getröv
i fittan - your mother smells like fried
goatass in her cunt

kuksugare - cocksucker

knullare - fucker

rövhål - asshole

helvete - hell

bög - faggot

jävlar - fucking

sug min kuk - suck my cock

hora - whore, prostitute

pess - piss
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Tagalog (Philippine)

TAE - Shit

Putanginamo - Fuck you

maliit ang titi mo - you got a small dick

magkantutan tayo - let's fuck

naninigas ang titi ko - I got a hard on

didilain ko ang tingil mo - I'll lick your clit

sipsipin mo ang titi ko - suck my dick

lunukin mo ang tamod ko - swallow my cum

malaki ang susu mo - you got big tits

anak ka nang puta - son of a bitch

puke nang ina mo - your mom's pussy

tukmol - ugly

Igao walang kang diti - you are dickless

Igao walang kang puit - you are buttless

Bi-HO KEE KEE - Stinky pussy.

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Turkish

Siktir lan - get fucked

Anani sikerim - i'll fuck your mum

got veren - ass giver

ibne - faggot

um - cunt

chukumu yala - suck my dick

ananin yara var,
ve baban jelos oldu - your mums got a dick and your
father jealous.

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Vietnamese

goo - dick

geeum - pussy

dum [doom] mare may - fuck your mother

lo-de - asshole

du-ma-nhieu - go fuck yourself

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Ukrainian

Hivno - shit

Khui - cock

Sraka - ass

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Unique English

Anally retentive Pubic Louse

Cum Guzzling Fat Fuck

Gap Toothed trailer park discount whore

Lying sack of Siberian snake shit

gapped toothed, beer guzzlin', cousin fucker

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Yiddish

Putz - dickhead

Yutz - asshole

Schlemeil - asshole (the one that "screws"

Schlmazel - asshole ("gets screwed" by the schlemeil)

Mishugena - freak

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Post by BAS » Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:51 am

"ya eemay-you o-chen balshoy jol-ty hoy"

Happy Birthday BAS!!
Well, actually my birthday isn't until August 11th, but thanks. :oops:

:shock: Holy Smoke you did a lot of typing! I might need to print that out and use it somewhere.... :D


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Do things that have never been done."
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:59 am

BAS wrote: Holy Smoke you did a lot of typing!
...not to worry my gap toothed beer swilling cousin fucker, it was
merely a cut and paste job from one of my vast files of evil literature.

glad to share though..... :wink:

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Post by RingO'Fire » Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:00 am

Why is it that some famous rock n' rollers who dive head first into the murky waters of depravity (sex, drugs, more drugs, a lot more drugs, some rock n' roll) and then swim around there for a quite a while end up blithering idiots (like Ozzy) or dead (too many to list), whilst others escape relatively unscathed (like Mick, Steven Tyler, Iggy, Keith Richards - OK, maybe Keith is a little "scathed")?

My buddy Shimon has a theory about this that he calls the "Marbles Theory." Mainly, the Marbles Theory is that people who start out with more "Marbles" (i.e., brain cells/capacity) at the beginning of the "game" end up with more Marbles at the end of the game.

Yeah, maybe, I guess.
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...

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Post by AntiM » Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:24 am

Tagalog:

kiki = pussy

Which means when you're teaching homonyms in ESL, Key and Cay makes the entire class crack up.

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Post by BigCock » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:02 am

BAS wrote:Apparently Russian is a very good language to curse in.
I worked with a Russian post doc who remarked one day, shaking his head, "In Russia, we have many bad words. But in English, you have only one." I guess the phrase that set him off was "unbefuckinglievable."

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:37 am

RingO'Fire wrote: My buddy Shimon has a theory about this that he calls the "Marbles Theory." Mainly, the Marbles Theory is that people who start out with more "Marbles" (i.e., brain cells/capacity) at the beginning of the "game" end up with more Marbles at the end of the game.
I would say that that's one part of it at best.
STreet drugs--what were they cut with? (and I'm guessing even Mick took something of questionable provinance now and then.) Mixing? Maybe some combinations are worse than singles or other combinations. Basic personality before experiementation--that London School of Economics thing sure works into Mick's businessman approach to music--maybe there was a cost/benefit analysis going on as well. Adn that's just off the top of my head.
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Post by Bin Noddin » Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:19 am

yob tvoyu mat - fuck your mother
When I was 8 or 9 my father's friend "Crazy" Jake taught us to say this. He had all the kids shouting it all day, clueless as to the meaning. We only knew it upset the women. I can still hear Mary, Jake's wife, sayin "oh, Jack!..."
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Post by BAS » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:24 pm

A random thought while reading a different thread:

You can't ride your bike and eat it, too.

:D


(I am really not certain I want to know where that thought came from! :P )


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Post by OregonRed » Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:15 pm

BAS wrote:A random thought while reading a different thread:

You can't ride your bike and eat it, too.

:D


(I am really not certain I want to know where that thought came from! :P )


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Slight variance on that thought:
You can't ride your bike and be eaten too.

(Well, I guess we know where my mind runs...)
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Post by BAS » Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:13 pm

Well, with a tentative offer of employment from Schneider National, I emailed some of my friends and let my parents know. The general response was less than enthusiastic... :? :( My dad, in particular, doesn't trust the trucking industry as employers, and at least one friend of mine doesn't trust ME with a truck..., and is worried that I would burn out before fulfilling the one year contact to pay for training. Added to that, I am not certain what to make of the comments from former Schneider employees on their forum:

http://www.pumpkindriver.com/cgi-bin/ul ... =forum;f=8

Anyway, I took a walk over to the local Culver's and bought a large, hot fudge shake and did a tarot spread on the question of what it would be like if I took the job with Schneider. I used the Vision Tarot in the spread they have in the booklet which comes with the deck. The result was as follows:

1 (the present situation): The Tower (right side up)
2 (what the obstacle to the future is, or the very next thing to happen): The Fool (right side up)
3 (Your plans, the expected future): 3 of Cups (right side up)
4 (The recent past): Ace of Coins (inverted)
5 (The more distant past): 2 of Swords (inverted)
6 (The future, something that will come into play soon): The Chariot (right side up)
7 (Your present state of mind): Page of Coins (inverted)
8 (The influences of others around you): 3 of Coins (inverted)
9 (Your hopes and fears): Strength (right side up)
10 (The probably end result): Justice (inverted)
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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:36 am

WOW! Powerful reading. If cards are accurate for you, consider that a pretty good one.

But it still looks like that change is inevitable. Ergo the mobius. Love readings like that!

BTW - I have an old BF who has worked for Knight (as a trainer). Ended up loving the business because of them. I seem to remember he had issues with Schneider at some time before that, but don't quote me.

Thing is... you need the road time to get the better jobs. Just know what you're getting into. Road hours, paid lumping, having your fuel paid for, decent equipment, etc... it's not uncommon to be starving with some outfits. When people who work there complain, tho, take it to heart. There are good companies out there...

And be careful. Once you get Diesel Fever, it's hard to get over. :wink:

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(Want to know how powerful?? For some wierd reason I've had to fight just to get this posted, while I've been blowing through the other posts about one every 5-10 seconds, this one took 3 minutes to recognize the "post" button, and another 3 to come up with this screen. Having to click the mouse 4 times just to get the cursor back up. Trying to delete itself. php code dropping itself in wierd places. WAY powerful, methinks!


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Post by BAS » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:28 pm

I was surprised at how many major arcana cards showed up. (Though they seem to do that a lot whenever I do a reading..., I don't know what that means, to be honest.) I'm not certain what to make of the inverted Justice at the end. That seems kind of ominous to me. The Tower as my current state is very believable. 3 of Coins could be that other people are limiting me to mediocrity (if I am reading the little booklet which came with the cards right). That could be true-- most of 'em don't want me spending as much time away.... The Fool is kind of interesting, and I am not certain what interpretation to give it! (I'll take it as a compliment! :wink: ) 3 of Cups and Strength really aren't any surprise, given their locations (that is, they are in the spot saying what it is I want or would like). The Chariot is interesting-- I'm going into battle?!! :shock: But I'm a pacifist! (Well, okay, it means, according to the little booklet: Victory by force. Battling through difficult times to glory. Courage. Overcoming opposition. Hmmm.

All except, maybe, the inverted Justice in there, sound like trucking is a good idea for me. Maybe I should go and re-read what the Justice card is all about. (There is the whole section on the history of the card, and (sometimes) why the Vision Tarot chose the images it did for their card. I concentrated more on the interpretation part which, for an inverted card, says: A miscarriage of justice. Unfairness. Dishonesty. Impurity. The keyword for the card is: Truth.

Well, I haven't been thinking clearly all day, so I am not going to make any decisions right now.

Thanks!


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Post by AntiM » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:12 pm

My brother, who drives a bus with his CDL, but began with Swift, says being a trucker makes your dick bigger. mylarry now drives a heavy haul flatbed, so apparently his dick just got a lot bigger.

Women love a man with a big rig.

I'm a trucker fucker, but that's not an offer.

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Post by Blackbird » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:42 pm

Can t-rexs smell breastmilk?

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Post by BAS » Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:17 pm

AntiM wrote:My brother, who drives a bus with his CDL, but began with Swift, says being a trucker makes your dick bigger. mylarry now drives a heavy haul flatbed, so apparently his dick just got a lot bigger.

Women love a man with a big rig.

I'm a trucker fucker, but that's not an offer.
Awww...! :P

Well, I haven't made a habit of checking out truck drivers' dicks in rest stops (which, come to think of it, would probably be a good way to get beaten up...!), nor do I have any plans to do so, so I will just have to take your word for it! (Anyway, I thought temperature has more to do with it, so maybe truck cabs are better heated than automobile...? And what would that say about motorcycle riders? :P )

I'm up too late, and just did my Federal taxes, so I am just babbling.... :oops:

Darn. I just reminded myself, I still need to do State taxes. :? (But first, I need to figure out if I qualify for Homestead Tax Credit. If I do, I need to send off to my landlords from last year for Rent Certificates. Ooogh! That can be annoying....)


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Post by AntiM » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:49 am

BAS wrote: Awww...! :P

Well, I haven't made a habit of checking out truck drivers' dicks in rest stops (which, come to think of it, would probably be a good way to get beaten up...!), nor do I have any plans to do so, so I will just have to take your word for it! (Anyway, I thought temperature has more to do with it, so maybe truck cabs are better heated than automobile...? And what would that say about motorcycle riders? :P )
Ahem. Truck cabs (aka tractors) have beds. Backseat, my ass!

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Post by BAS » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:48 am

I had a random thought while running saltwater through my nose this morning which went something like this:

Electron microscopes are being (or have been) largely supplanted by confocal light microscopes. Confocal light microscopes "trick" light into having a shorter wavelength, making it possible to image items at about the same level as electron microscopes, which use a stream of electrons instead of light for imaging.

The way in which confocal microscopes "trick" light is by chopping up the wave, allowing only a certain segment through to the sample. (One method is by counter-rotating disks with very tiny holes in them.) Electrons don't move in waves, but they do spiral as they travel down the column of the microscope. Would it somehow be possible to do something similar with the electron stream, and would it make for a better image? Would there be an advantage to it? Electron microscopes already use magnetics to try to control the stream, maybe there is an alternative method or a way to use the spiraling effect to an advantage?

Unfortunately, that is pretty much the limits of my knowledge on the subject. (I think I thought of it because I came across my electron microscopy books and notes last night, and had a stream of water coming out of my nose this morning.)


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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:24 am

Is there a website for international animal sounds oenimadpeia?
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Post by Blackbird » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:05 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Is there a website for international animal sounds oenimadpeia?
Yes! I know some of them are weird, like duck and chicken sounds

http://www.georgetown.edu/faculty/ballc/animals/

It's set up oddly, otherwise I would just copy+paste it.

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Post by gyre » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:18 pm

Blackbird wrote:Can t-rexs smell breastmilk?
What!?

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Post by BAS » Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:34 pm

[size=18]GOOD GRIEF![/size] When it rains, it pours! (And I am not referring to what the weather did shortly after I left for a walk earlier this afternoon, although it could apply to that as well.... :wink: )

I now have a job interview set for tomorrow up in the Wisconsin Dells. It is with a place which does franchising for a franchise they have with some sort of fitness program. I mentioned a franchise opportunity I was looking into earlier, and the interviewer sounded interest in learning more about it. (I don't know as that will go anywhere, I can see some problems with bringing that franchise to Wisconsin. I think she might have been more interested in the fact I had investigated franchising something on my own, come to think of it.)

Anyway, things are getting interesting. :)


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Post by Blackbird » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:06 pm

gyre wrote:
Blackbird wrote:Can t-rexs smell breastmilk?
What!?
Hey, it's a random thought. I don't really know how I got there. . .
I was thinking about that scene in Jurassic park (LOVE that movie./book), with the rex. And what if you had a baby in the car and it started crying. first of all, would it smother the baby to hold your hand over its mouth. and also, dont nursing mommies lactate if they hear babies crying? or is that another lie my mother told me? Because in the movie Allan is like "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move" which is true, but stupid because trexs can smell you. anyway so like if you were inside a car could he smell you? i dont know these are the things i think about when i am alone.

Wow that reads like a 10 year old wrote it. Suits my mood, I suppose.

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Post by gyre » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:31 pm

My t-rex experience is limited, at least since the Trex/Humblepie tour.
A car would help because of the petrol odor and the door seals.
There are things you can put on a car's bumper that will block human scent,
as well as other scents too.

It's not just mommies that can be affected, I'm told a by ob nurses.

You're very funny.

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Post by AntiM » Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:19 am

Blackbird wrote: Because in the movie Allan is like "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move" which is true, but stupid because trexs can smell you.
This drives me crazy. T-rex are extinct, and there's quite a lot of debate as to their visual acuity. How do we know that's true? I mean, yeah, they may key in on movement like cats do, but I wouldn't bet my prehistoric ass on the fact that Rex may need a visit to the optometrist!

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