Fuck!

III · Post by **III** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 11:00 am

i think he meant "butt nothing".

<img src="http://www.cultureshark.net/tgoesh/assman.gif">

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 11:09 am

that is just so wrong.

alice · Post by **alice** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 12:32 pm

oh

dear

god

thanks for burning my retinas right out of my eye sockets.

they'll grow back in no time.

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 2:00 pm

WTF...it's just a pair of ass cheeks. It's not like he's showing anything exciting.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 2:06 pm

but they are all blue and gross.

alice · Post by **alice** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 2:52 pm

and the man keeps popping out of them.

Wind_Borne · Post by **Wind_Borne** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 1:12 am

alice wrote:and the man keeps popping out of them.

Thank you, Alice, for that comment. I had my animation set to "one iteration only", so by the time I had scrolled down to the butt-cheek image the man had disappeared... almost. The brown top of the man's head and white of his shoulder were still showing. Two butt cheeks with a little brown and white peeking out between them. I'll refrain from saying anything more.

thoughtsurfer · Post by **thoughtsurfer** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 10:06 am

Thank you "III" for bringing tears to my eyes on an otherwise uneventful Sunday AM at the workplace!
I Love You Guys/Gals!!!!!

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 3:11 pm

Fuck! I burned my finger making waffles!

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 10:18 am

Angry Butterfly wrote:Fuck! I burned my finger making waffles!

Fuck! I wish I had some fucking waffles right now!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:07 pm

Fuck! I was having a great TG weekend then last night I got dinged with severe food poisoning. I have never been so violently ill in my life. My friends heard me wretching, as I drove the big white bus, all the way across the house. Fuck!

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:23 pm

Nothing like food poisoning to show you how relatively mild a drunk puke can be. I remember wishing my entrails would just leap out my mouth and get it the fuck over with.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:29 pm

I fucking swear to god laws of phsysics were being broken. I felt like I needed a 5 point safety harness to keep from blasting myself out of the bathroom.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:38 pm

I am sorry, but that image just made burst out laughing because I have been there. It's pretty amazing what your body will do to rid itself of something harmful.

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:58 pm

And pretty fucking frustrating when that thing is no longer in your stomach
(or the first few feet of the small intestine), yet your body insists that it is.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:09 pm

I tend to go vegitarian for a while after Bouts of food poisioning, it isnt a concious choice, I just do! I'l be all like looking at meat and be all like EWWWWWWWW!

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:31 pm

>last night I got dinged with severe food poisoning

so much for having an impromptu drinking night tonight.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:07 pm

Angry Butterfly wrote:I tend to go vegitarian for a while after Bouts of food poisioning, it isnt a concious choice, I just do!

Funny how that works.

alice · Post by **alice** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:50 pm

fuck.

fuckin food poisoning - the sickest i've ever felt in my life.

jeez, dude, what a fuckin shame.

just be thankful it didn't happen on x-mas fuckin eve.

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 6:36 pm

FUCK!

I just burned an entire batch of turkey soup because I got carried away reading the eplaya and lost track of time.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:29 am

III wrote:>last night I got dinged with severe food poisoning

so much for having an impromptu drinking night tonight.

I am using the 'event' to hop up on the wagon for a week or more. Not sure I will make it though.

drowned_saved · Post by **drowned_saved** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:45 pm

FUCK the american water heater company (johnson city, tn);
FUCK their so-called "top of the line" residential gas units;
FUCK their limited 12-year warranty on tank and parts; and

basically, FUCK EVERYTHING within the general realm of plumbing and heating.

tired of cold showers,
d_s

antron · Post by **antron** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:20 pm

gotta agree on the fucking plumbing. drips are so small, and pipes so large...

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 8:40 am

So the b/f and I have one of those fucking ree-lay-shun-ship discussions last night, and he fucking talks all the way around the fucking issue, in language that I'll be fucking fucked if I can understand. So when I fucking attempt to read it back to him, it's apparently the fucking OPPOSITE of what he'd meant, and he fucking gets all AGRO and shit. I tell him to fucking stop yelling, and he does, then proceeds to relay a "clarification" of what he previously said, and I'll be fucked again if he doesn't change the essence of what he'd fucking said before, and it shore as shit sounds like a retraction. Fine! What-the-fuck-ever! So this morning, he "clarifies" again, and I guess we're on the same fucking page. Not sure, but I'm riding with both hands on the reigns. And to abuse another analogy, I just need to keep one foot on the fucking floor for a while, till he figures out what the fuck he's talking about.

Fucking communication skills are so fucking lost on two intellectuals.

Booker · Post by **Booker** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 10:46 am

Fuck, do I hear THAT!!!

alice · Post by **alice** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 7:45 pm

i need fucking cigarettes!

and it's fucking raining.

not to mention fucking cold.

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:31 pm

Try hanging out in fucking San Diego. it's fucking great! Sunny days, mild weather...just the thing for a cold, N Cal burner ready for a break....that's me by the way.

Next stop: Joshua Tree, several beers and a mountain bike ride with a pal.

Holy Fuck!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 4:19 am

Fucking ingrate relatives with their greedy fucking intentions... I should have fucking killed everyone.

fucking sincerely,

Saddam H. (now in custody for crimes against humanity)

alice · Post by **alice** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 11:18 am

that's fucking hilarious, joel, esp since it sounded just like me after the fucking apocylyptic wedding.

Concept2w · Post by **Concept2w** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 5:14 pm

well, fuck me!, and fuck you!

Fuck!

I can't even work up a good FUCK