Your porno name determined

alice · Post by **alice** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 1:34 am

Rob the Wop wrote:I actually had to look up the name of my first street (it's in my security clearance paperwork), but I did know the name of my first pet. Y'see, we've always had black cats. So... well anyway...it's pretty ugly (at least for me).

Midnight Cathy

from one midnight to another, i'll let you be my co-star anyday.

NaughtySnowAngel · Post by **NaughtySnowAngel** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 5:00 am

Cupcake High!!!!!

I think that is more like a character from a diabetic's worst nightmare, than a porn star!

Alchemy · Post by **Alchemy** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 7:55 am

Tawney Oak Tree or
Puss puss La Colina

I love this

que.f.o. · Post by **que.f.o.** » Fri Nov 28, 2003 3:03 am

Well.. it could be,

Simba Hillsdale or Honky Hillsdale (black cat), but my favorite would be

Bianca Hillsdale (wrong gender but what the fuck)

On the dog side, we won't even address George, Timothy, or Lear. My parents had no imagination with canines

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Fri Nov 28, 2003 7:53 am

How about Binaca Hillsdale? (I read your post a little too fast.)

que.f.o. · Post by **que.f.o.** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 3:35 am

Binaca is a mouthwash, right? So the question seems to be...Spit or Swallow?

alice · Post by **alice** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 12:36 pm

jewish girls never spit.

Raheer · Post by **Raheer** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 3:40 am

que.f.o. wrote:Well.. it could be,

Simba Hillsdale or Honky Hillsdale (black cat), but my favorite would be

Bianca Hillsdale (wrong gender but what the fuck)

On the dog side, we won't even address George, Timothy, or Lear. My parents had no imagination with canines

Hillsdale? As in the Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway? If so, this just furthers my theory that people living in Portland have the perfect soapoprea names available to them through this system. Imagine it! Timothy Beaverton-Hillsdale!

Raheer

Ducky · Post by **Ducky** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 6:34 pm

Dick Trickle

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:02 pm

No way.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:03 pm

SED wrote:No way.

As in North way?

que.f.o. · Post by **que.f.o.** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 12:03 am

No, not the Beaverton-Hillsdale hyway. Try instead Hillsdale Blvd. in San Mateo, Calif.

For a more soap operaish type consider:

Bianca Fernwood

Sanjanaclouds · Post by **Sanjanaclouds** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 8:35 am

I OBJECT! This is absolutely biased towards pet owners. What about people like me who never had a pet growing up? I was already deprived in that respect, now your telling me I can never be fulfill my dream of becoming a porn star b/c I cant come up with the right name? I am deeply saddened

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alice · Post by **alice** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:52 am

don't be sad!!!!!!! i can't bear it if you're sad. try using your middle name or nickname instead.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 1:43 pm

alice wrote:jewish girls never spit.

Somethings just bring a smile to my face and joy to my heart every single time they are mentioned.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 1:54 pm

Pepper Grand

alice · Post by **alice** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 3:27 pm

joel the ornery wrote:
alice wrote:jewish girls never spit.
Somethings just bring a smile to my face and joy to my heart every single time they are mentioned.

glad to be of service

so to speak

Sanjanaclouds · Post by **Sanjanaclouds** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 3:31 pm

alice wrote:don't be sad!!!!!!! i can't bear it if you're sad. try using your middle name or nickname instead.

ok, so if i use my middle name, then i'm Lei Kelso... I don't know how I like that.

alice · Post by **alice** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 3:46 pm

Sanjanaclouds wrote:
alice wrote:don't be sad!!!!!!! i can't bear it if you're sad. try using your middle name or nickname instead.
ok, so if i use my middle name, then i'm Lei Kelso... I don't know how I like that.

but you can say, "wanna get leid?" with a straight face.

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 8:46 pm

alice wrote:
joel the ornery wrote:
alice wrote:jewish girls never spit.
Somethings just bring a smile to my face and joy to my heart every single time they are mentioned.

Just remember kids, it's all fun and games until someone makes a jewish joke . . .

Stranger in a StrangeLand · Post by **Stranger in a StrangeLand** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 9:17 pm

Rambo Hwy 117
or
General Braxton Bragg Huddlestone
Hmmm....

Sanjanaclouds · Post by **Sanjanaclouds** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 6:34 am

alice wrote:
Sanjanaclouds wrote:
alice wrote:don't be sad!!!!!!! i can't bear it if you're sad. try using your middle name or nickname instead.
ok, so if i use my middle name, then i'm Lei Kelso... I don't know how I like that.

but you can say, "wanna get leid?" with a straight face.

Well if you look at it that way...

I guess your right. I mean, who who wouldn't want to get leid?

flyboypa28r · Post by **flyboypa28r** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:44 pm

Babe Spruce

Using the middle name and current street formula I always heard of it would be:
Patrick Clyde

Wind_Borne · Post by **Wind_Borne** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:09 am

Thinking back on where I've lived (for porn name purposes) I realized that, while technically born in a nearby township, my first home was in a place called Burning Tree. Coincidence? Hmmm...

We did spend a lot of time running around the woods naked (of course we were 4 year old sprites). But I don't remember any rave music, art cars, or neon.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:38 am

Wind_Borne wrote:But I don't remember any rave music, art cars, or neon.

I'm sure it was the drugs.

mac · Post by **mac** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 11:03 am

I'll be "Niki Coyotero", which doesn't exactly fit cause I'm a straight guy but I think I'll stick with it if only to see the suprise in the face of guy pornstars expecting to bang a big-breasted blonde chick and walk on set to discover a 6'2" 180lb dude with a goatie...goatee...goaty$#!% I've got hair on my face.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:40 pm

mac wrote: with a goatie...goatee...goaty$#!% I've got hair on my face.

Trust me, it's better than on your back.

sphene · Post by **sphene** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:05 pm

Buttons Ursuline (weird)

talisen · Post by **talisen** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 4:10 pm

Sirus Wharf....... hmm doesnt really work. Going back earlier,

Tiberius Flicker

Wind_Borne · Post by **Wind_Borne** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 11:42 pm

Tiberius Flicker in upper case ---> TIBERIUS FLICKER ---> TIBERIUS FUCKER.
How appropos.

Your porno name determined

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Porno name

Hillsdale?