APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)
A man walked into the produce section of a supermarket in Sydney and asked to buy half a head of luttuce. The New Zealand lad working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of luttuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "some arsehole wants to buy a half a head of luttuce."
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager sought out the boy and said, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?â€
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "some arsehole wants to buy a half a head of luttuce."
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager sought out the boy and said, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?â€
"No one is innocent, citizen. We are merely here to determine the level of your guilt."
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hi all.
i've been busy doing important things which don't involve sitting at my mother's computer playing with photoshop. No doubt you've missed me.
i hate to be a harbinger of doom, but "this Kiwi" in the above article is actually a US citizen from planet Kalifornya. It seems once again your intelligence is lacking.
I mean military intelligence, of course.
You might also seek grammatical assistance from someone who can speak English: specifically ask them to explain the difference between 'their' and 'there' with reference to several of your propaganda items.
Yours, neutrally-like-Switzerland-and-equally-expecting-to-get-shat-on-by-both-sides
xhile
meh.
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i hate to be a harbinger of doom, but "this Kiwi" in the above article is actually a US citizen from planet Kalifornya. It seems once again your intelligence is lacking.
A collaborator is a collaborator.... HA!! So there.
As to spelling problems related to our associates... a minor side effect from re-education process.... common actually.
A collaborator is a collaborator.... HA!! So there.
As to spelling problems related to our associates... a minor side effect from re-education process.... common actually.
Visit SIDESHOW at our kewl website http://sideshow2017.weebly.com
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Re: anti-apocalypse helmet
Haha so it is true that tinfoil anti apokiliptik helmets work, i will file that for future referenceAnneBonny wrote:
p.s.
well actually hes from Reno and is part of the "keepin it reno camp" - So close to hell that you can see sparks!Xhile wrote: "this Kiwi" in the above article is actually a US citizen from planet Kalifornya.
not that it is important, he is just another collaborator
...with the beast.
I wouldn't let *my* sister marry one!

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That's right! Just like that! And there is *NOTHING* you can do about it!


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In research of Kiwi Burn, have to made sad discovery...
Is supposed to be burn, but kiwi playa has strange green growth - like hairy mold - on surface. Sad... must be sign of impending doom. Should to have that fixed - how can one to have duststorms with strange surface like that?
And what is fixation with farm animals? Art cars celebrating sheep... gymkhanas celebrating horses... even overview YouTube starts with sheep in foreground. And I was to thought Jiffy Lube kamp was kinky...
(OK - to give kiwi its due, thought the fire labrynth was a kewl gig... and to hae the man actually on terra firma again, and not on a platform? Nice... )
But yes - must need to have proper caustic surface for event. Strange hairy green material is not to be normal... most unnatural...
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Is supposed to be burn, but kiwi playa has strange green growth - like hairy mold - on surface. Sad... must be sign of impending doom. Should to have that fixed - how can one to have duststorms with strange surface like that?
And what is fixation with farm animals? Art cars celebrating sheep... gymkhanas celebrating horses... even overview YouTube starts with sheep in foreground. And I was to thought Jiffy Lube kamp was kinky...
(OK - to give kiwi its due, thought the fire labrynth was a kewl gig... and to hae the man actually on terra firma again, and not on a platform? Nice... )
But yes - must need to have proper caustic surface for event. Strange hairy green material is not to be normal... most unnatural...
bb
I was thinking same thng...awww would be nice to have green mold, then you think to self
SELF: would not be same would feel like woodstock
Note to self: must have Playa Dust
Ive ordered another 10 tons of extra playa silt to be delivered to playa today 10 am!
8 sq. miles of rain to follow for nice pack
looking into ordering small wind funnels for your viewing pleasure
SELF: would not be same would feel like woodstock
Note to self: must have Playa Dust
Ive ordered another 10 tons of extra playa silt to be delivered to playa today 10 am!
8 sq. miles of rain to follow for nice pack
looking into ordering small wind funnels for your viewing pleasure
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".
Kiwi burn has all the kiwi styles... its on a farm... with a lake... and sheep... and cows... and horse races but we did have dust storms! well very small ones... you can take your impending doom back and drink it, there was an area that you had to walk through to get to the burn site where there was pumice road and pumice walls up either side of you which created mini dust storms... paddock dust


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Dang, my ear fungus is on the loose again!Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Is supposed to be burn, but kiwi playa has strange green growth - like hairy mold - on surface.
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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We are to have incontrovertable PROOF... Kiwis are aligned in quest of doom.
Asking are you of proof?
Go to "42 below" website and go down scrollbar on right, to 3rd pix from bottom (You will to see glorious Ukranian Komrade with moustache). You WILL click on link.
When you pass determined and stalwart cursor over Komrade Moustache's thumb, check out glorious background. And be enlightened...
Sending all to HEAVEN in 2007. ДPOKILIPTIKД. You know. WE know...
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Asking are you of proof?
Go to "42 below" website and go down scrollbar on right, to 3rd pix from bottom (You will to see glorious Ukranian Komrade with moustache). You WILL click on link.
When you pass determined and stalwart cursor over Komrade Moustache's thumb, check out glorious background. And be enlightened...
Sending all to HEAVEN in 2007. ДPOKILIPTIKД. You know. WE know...
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