An alternate art theme for 2007: MONKEYS!

MakeMineMonkeys · Post by **MakeMineMonkeys** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:32 pm

Greetings,

Due to the discontent many have expressed over the BORG proposed "Green Man" theme, an alternate theme has arisen: Monkeys!

Please consider this alternate theme when planning your art, costuming, theme camps, etc. in 2007.

We welcome your participation!

For more information, visit our web page:
freek.net/burningmonkey07/

You can discuss the alternate theme here on tribe:
tribes.tribe.net/makeminemonkeys

Thanks...love and monkeys to all.

Teo del Fuego · Post by **Teo del Fuego** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:32 pm

The Green Man theme bites! The Big Green Tarp designed for the base really bites. Lets get a giant inflatable Jolly Green Giant promotional statute and burn that!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:07 am

Lets get a giant inflatable Jolly Green Giant promotional statute and burn that!

Actually, I rather like that idea...! Fill him with methane, hydrogen, or some other flamable(sp) substance....

B.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:49 am

At least you didn't say acetylene...

In the news today, a large mushroom cloud was sighted far north of the town of Nixon, NV late last night...

While we have attempted to confirm this with our sources in Gerlach, the telephone lines seem to be down at the moment - all attempts have resulted in either a high pitched whine, or the sound of a desolate wind blowing, and a door repeatedly slamming open and closed in the distance...

Asked for comment, Kernul Killbuck of Apokiliptika told this reporter he would issue no statement at this time, however it was noted he had a strange, satisfied smile on his face...

space monk · Post by **space monk** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:19 pm

2007 theme has been changed to: gay vampire space monkeys who walk backwards and eat through thier asses while building earwax monuments to ernest borgine at sunset.....

just thought youd all like to know so you can plan accordingly

K-mom · Post by **K-mom** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:39 am

Ernest Goes To The Playa ?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:06 am

What an enchanting coincidence! I just had cold monkey brains last night.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:47 pm

[quote="Ugly Dougly"]What an enchanting coincidence! I just had cold monkey brains last night.[/quot

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You get wood from that, it's going to triger you shock collar aagain..

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:54 pm

May I suggest that teh event get back to its roots with "The Green Fairy."

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:26 pm

I'm fine with the monkeys, as long as they fly. And are green. Oh, and they must wear vests and fezes.

Tiahaar · Post by **Tiahaar** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:10 pm

Green Flying Fairy Monkeys!

Tiahaar · Post by **Tiahaar** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:44 pm

Hey here's the best news of all...straight from the Org itself:

"The Man in years past has spun around and moved up and down ... this year, he will perform all 26 poses of a full Bikram yoga class, in their traditional order. Our structural engineers are currently working out the complex dynamics of the floor postures of the regimen, so those are not yet assured to be part of his practice."

Bonus points if the man is green and monkey-tailed

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:45 am

Okay, gotta weigh in on this...

DEEP! GGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAACH!!!

Everyone sit in a circle, knee-to-knee, stagger the rows like a pinecone. Section off into four equal groups. I'll be the kedjar â€” metronome to those who aren't familiar with Balinese. Ready?

BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO...

And girls in the back, chant SEE DEEP BO DEEP SEE DEEP BO DEEP

An alternate art theme for 2007: MONKEYS!

An alternate art theme for 2007: MONKEYS!

you're right!