I Think I met a Nice Boy

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:07 am

Blackbird wrote: I am just a random, talkative person.

It sounds so matter of fact, yet somehow poetic.
You could do worse.
And it's original.

Blackbird · Post by **Blackbird** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:17 pm

gyre wrote:
Blackbird wrote: I am just a random, talkative person.
It sounds so matter of fact, yet somehow poetic.
You could do worse.
And it's original.

Haha okay. I could easily do worse, you are correct. In fact, I bet if I keep talking, I <b>will</b> get to that point.

BonnietheCajunQueen · Post by **BonnietheCajunQueen** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:22 pm

OMG enough about the sig line already! Its a good Idea, OK?
Now back to me. :roll: :wink:
But really you guys are so awesome. Great advice everyone! Thanks so much!
So yeah, that nice boy. And yes I'm cross posting from terminal city, my hometown, yayaya!!!!
After some time with him(he is a nice boy)
I found out that he's not all that carnally attracted to me, I'm a little over his weight ideal.
I WEAR A phucking SIZE 7 FOR CHRISSAKES.
If I'm fat, so is Venus di Milo and the Mona Lisa and J-lo 10 years ago and Marilyn Monroe and Danica Patrick. All very sexxy and timelessly beautiful women who many men would have given their left eye to fall in love with.
We still hang out, I'm just nottouching him ever again. And to think I almost let him get in my pants. He wouldn't have fully appreciated it like most men would. Luckily I'm quite stinjy and choosey with the poonani.

BonnietheCajunQueen · Post by **BonnietheCajunQueen** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:26 pm

and i used to be 30 lbs heavier thn this and i was getting a lot more play then. so there.

BonnietheCajunQueen · Post by **BonnietheCajunQueen** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:26 pm

and i used to be 30 lbs heavier thn this and i was getting a lot more play then. so there. *lights another cigarette and eats another Godamned twinky, thank you very much.*

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:30 pm

Don't worry.
It probably has nothing to do with how you look.
Maybe he just doesn't like you?

BonnietheCajunQueen · Post by **BonnietheCajunQueen** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:36 pm

honestly, I don't truly give a Phlying Phuck.
I have more improtant fish to fry. I love a-lliterations, apparently.
Those I care about much more than this.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:53 pm

It is such a complicated area, you can't fault you or him for something like this.
And by the way, as a straight male, you will have to translate size 7 for us who have no idea what that means.
I think it's a clothing size, right?

Just ignore this guy and keep moving.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:32 am

BonnietheCajunQueen wrote:OMG enough about the sig line already! Its a good Idea, OK?
Now back to me.
But really you guys are so awesome. Great advice everyone! Thanks so much!
So yeah, that nice boy. And yes I'm cross posting from terminal city, my hometown, yayaya!!!!
After some time with him(he is a nice boy)
I found out that he's not all that carnally attracted to me, I'm a little over his weight ideal.
I WEAR A phucking SIZE 7 FOR CHRISSAKES.
If I'm fat, so is Venus di Milo and the Mona Lisa and J-lo 10 years ago and Marilyn Monroe and Danica Patrick. All very sexxy and timelessly beautiful women who many men would have given their left eye to fall in love with.
We still hang out, I'm just nottouching him ever again. And to think I almost let him get in my pants. He wouldn't have fully appreciated it like most men would. Luckily I'm quite stinjy and choosey with the poonani.

WTF!? Size seven is above his "ideal" weight? Oh honey, boy is right, you did well to keep the happy place to yourself. What, this guy wants to date preteens? He's going to miss out on the best women in the world if he clings to such a narrow definition of sexy. That, or he'll have a long term relationship with Jergens lotion.

Anyone who wears a seven is not fat! Heck I was a seven when I was a teenager, and in my 20s if I worked at it. Fuck, I'm a big happy size 20W now! And joyfully married to a man who likes the packaging.

A side-note for the straight men: Yes, size seven is a woman's dress size, one associated with oh, if I recall, approximately a 24 inch waist and 34 inch hips, bust variable, but mine was a 34B long ago and far away when I wore that size. A misses or junior seven will be cut slimmer than a woman's seven. This makes no sense at all. I can wear an 18W, but a regular 18 is often too tight. Are you confused yet? mylarry wears a 13/14 dress, and medium to large lingerie, and a woman's size ten pump. Important for straight men to know their dress and female shoe size.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:38 am

Size 7 doesn't sound too bad.
I thought dress sizes were so variable these days among manufacturers as to be meaningless.
Some women look much better with curves than without.

BonnietheCajunQueen · Post by **BonnietheCajunQueen** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:42 am

I agree. I love my body, chubby like I was, and trimmer, like I am now. Its all good in MY hood. We'll be friends this guy and I, but I've lost all attraction for him. :wink: :roll:

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:13 am

It's all a bit complicated, isn't it?

I met a girl some time ago, not really my physical type, generally speaking.
I find her incredibly hot.
Maybe it's just her?
I have no idea.
She told me once that she isn't as thin as she looks.
Any women that can translate that?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:23 am

"she isnt as thin as she looks"

Hmmmm? Im a girl and I dont understand that statement, unless she's got a tummy trimmer(corset type contraption) on under her clothes.

Im a relatively thin gal, but because Ive had 2 kids if I over eat
(like say WAYYY to much fruit in hawaii) I gain what I call my kangaroo pouch back...up and down my weight goes all yr long(10 lbs) kinda wierd.
I could do sit ups, but F' that sh*t, it hurts my back and irritates the pig!

You are who you are, and when YOUR comfy with that down DEEP! Your always the most beautiful person in the room!

Ive explained that to my daughters, and thank god I dont have rail thin kids! maybe even have a couple xtra on, but at least I know their not starving themselves for consumers sake.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:07 am

Can you eat too much fruit?
Are you sure it wasn't like the fruit I got in europe that had been soaked in rum for weeks?
I finally figured out why I fell asleep after lunch.

I'm pretty sure there was no corset involved.
She's not real thin but that statement baffles me.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:14 am

Yo...way to much fruit, and it didnt have that adverse effect either!
I gained 12 lbs in 6 days!
woo hoo
2 were in the B(O)(O)BS
damn, its all but 4lbs gone away...Ive only been back 6 days. That was fast!

Having a fast metabolism is as bad as having a slow one....believe me!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:20 am

Mmm... we used to inject Oranges with Vodka. Pocket Screwdrivers!

And what is this cat's malfunction? Size 7 is too BIG? What, he likes prepubescent boys or something?? Sorry, but 7 is pretty tiny.

Then again, I've had to wear split sizes all my life - 10-12 bottoms (Ok, maybe a bit bigger now... it's all ths good whiskey!!) , 18-20ish tops. Talk about a PITA - cute clothes don't exist that way unless you make them or have them made or fixed... Spend a fortune on a dress just to have to spend more to get it to fit? Ug!!!

(However... I did have mine rebuilt, not reduced... guess old habits are hard to break!)

Anyway... don't get me started!! >grins< Some guys just don't have the sense god gave a grapefruit...

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BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:22 am

It's high time I rolled out a Toil girl.

Yummy.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:25 am

... and another.

mmm baby.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:55 am

Dang, I don't really know size 7, but YOUCH! Insane.

I think there is a real issue with guys getting too much info on what "womanhood" is (both physically and intellectually) from media sources and then making themselves miserable by, for instance, going for a physically abusive but skinny and "beautiful" type instead of someone sane and fat. Of course, a lot of women make teh obverse mistake...

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:13 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:

Then again, I've had to wear split sizes all my life - 10-12 bottoms (Ok, maybe a bit bigger now... it's all ths good whiskey!!) , 18-20ish tops. Talk about a PITA - cute clothes don't exist that way unless you make them or have them made or fixed... Spend a fortune on a dress just to have to spend more to get it to fit? Ug!!!

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I've always been the other way around, tiny top, big bottom. Just bought a swimsuit online, I can stuff my bottom into it, but the top is so big I'm like two peas rattling around in coffee cups. Going to have to cut out the liner or send it back, and it was on clearance, garagh.

Gee, BBS, put us together and we'd make two and a half "perfect" women!

Okay, someone cue Queen's Fat-Bottomed Girls!

Dork · Post by **Dork** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:42 am

BigCock wrote:It's high time I rolled out a Toil girl.

Yummy.

Where's you get that picture of my ex? I miss her. Well, maybe not everything about her, but certainly the curves. She had wings like that too.

It's not as if women aren't superficial as well. Being 5'7" automatically makes me invisible to a good percentage of the female population, even those well under my height. On the plus side, it's forced me to learn to sew because pants aren't made with inseams short enough for me. Still haven't quite gotten the hang of shortenning sleeves.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:08 pm

BigCock wrote:It's high time I rolled out a Toil girl.

*sigh* One of these years I'll have the money to commission him....

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:10 pm

AntiM wrote:Just bought a swimsuit online, I can stuff my bottom into it, but the top is so big I'm like two peas rattling around in coffee cups. Going to have to cut out the liner or send it back, and it was on clearance, garagh.

Feh. Swimwear. The amount of work I have to go to in order to find a suit that DOESN'T have "soft foam cups" in it...I'm lucky if those fuckers hold my areolae, never mind the rest of the rack.

Teo del Fuego · Post by **Teo del Fuego** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:54 pm

who knows, Boy may have used "size 7" as a less-offensive explanation. Maybe one day we will discover a gene that causes a predilection in some men for skinny chicks. Im weird that way: I couldn't care less about breasts or face, but skinny and long legs just get me going for some reason. Ya can't take these things personally, and fortunately, it appears Cajun Bonnie doesn't.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:11 pm

It's mostly conditioning.
You know those ugly midcalf pants?
The Air Brazil girls wear those.
They're already looking a little cute to me.

One of the most intense relationships I ever had was with someone I didn't find attractive at all when we met.
Something changed.

It's all way too complicated.
And women are usually more crossed up than men.

He probably has no clue why, Bonnie.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:46 pm

L'amore domina senza regole.

Love rules without rules.

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:51 am

I never could figure out why so many people are hung up on specifics of their partners. I guess its just media conditioning/programming. I wasn't breast fed enough so I tend to have a fascination with breasts on the plus size. This fascination has always had me attracted to women over a size 7. I think if a person feels weight or size is an issue that they probably should be doomed to the singles bars and personal websites. There are alot of men out there that appreciate real women for who they are. I say screw that jerk and find yourself and guy thats not so hung up. You will probably be happier with a guy more concerned with who you are on the inside.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:02 am

I suppose media has some effect.
I was actually speaking of conditioning by intense experiences.
Conditioning is something that keeps happening to us.

Variety is nice too.

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:34 am

if a person feels weight or size is an issue that they probably should be doomed to the singles bars

could be worse,,, i could spend the rest of my life with someone i'm not physically attracted to....

BonnietheCajunQueen · Post by **BonnietheCajunQueen** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:08 am

well he did live in japan for a while

I Think I met a Nice Boy

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alliterations

Re: poon

lol

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