The Bar

Hana T · Post by **Hana T** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:56 pm

night all watch out for those glow in the dark worms that tend to eat sleeping humans...

karine · Post by **karine** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:38 pm

Hi ya'all , Good night ya' all -

and don't think I couldn't smell that CHEESE!
I came a' lookin' and it was all gone-

But I'll be back! ;)

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:37 am

Ga-morning!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:12 am

pinemom wrote:Bas, anyone ever tell you , that you are wierd.

YES! Frequently!

B.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:12 am

coffee - - coffee - - coffee - - puhleeeeeeeeaaazzzze!
Ah, thank you.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:29 am

Here ya go Bin.

Care for an ant cookie with that?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:07 am

MMMMMM-real edible bugs.

Looks behind the bar finds Assorted samplers of crickets and mealworms dipped in chocolate and white chocolate.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:12 am

steps to close to the worm hole and gets sucked in ~~~~~~`H~~~e~~~~~~l~~~P~~~~~~~~~~~~

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:20 am

Ants are spicy. They're one of the love or hate things. Grasshopper crickets are decent skillet-fried with butter and garlic - crunchy!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:54 am

*Bunny hops on top of the bar and sees a small card left by an anonymous patron*

This looks like a meeting in the backroom......

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:55 am

Bloody hell.....

Calling all Illuminaughty to a secret meeting.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:57 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote: Grasshopper crickets are decent skillet-fried with butter and garlic - crunchy!

Funny how a lot of things are like that.

Garlic covers a multitude of sins with Yum!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:13 pm

Oh dear, I need a beer.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:31 pm

sputnik wrote:Oh dear, I need a beer.

here you go, Sput

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:40 pm

Over in Some Other Bar, I wrote:I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!

(sorry, scale burners)

I interviewed yesterday for the job I'm currently filling as a temp; they called about half an hour ago to offer it to me. And yes, they know about That Thing In The Desert already - my DMV position is the first slot on my resume. We're actually moving into a new building in August, so there's already going to be one week where the Grants department is going to be off-line anyway.

Drinks for everyone!

So drink up, y'all!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:44 pm

Yay Kooshie!!!! Timing is everything!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:48 pm

Huzzah Kooshie.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:35 pm

Mazel tov Kushie!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:24 pm

Damn! So many beers, so little time.

Beer Me!

karine · Post by **karine** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:15 pm

which beer... hmmmm.....

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:19 pm

THAT BEER!!!

(pointing)

The one over there!!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:14 pm

I see it. That's the one <pointing>

I need a ladder.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:16 pm

Wait...

maybe...

No... I don't think I can jump that high.

Kaaaarrrriiine?!?!

Can you get that beer for us?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:25 pm

I might be too short to lift you up. Hmm...

maybe if I toss you?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:46 pm

Into the briar patc... er..um... rafters?

Yeah... toss me.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:49 pm

(eyes begin to get heavy... head begins to droop)

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:49 pm

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:23 am

(after checking the angles pickes up LeChat and throws him up on the Giant beer fridge. )

That might have been a little High. Hey LeChat, maybe if you just roll off the edge you can grab it on the way down.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:55 am

By thunder I didn't think he was asleep.

(Sits down to wait for LeChat)

I thought he wanted a beer. Yawn.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:45 am

(lying on floor)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZ...mmfhzzz,,,!...*...HUH?

(looks up and sees one paw sticking out over the top edge of giant beer fridge. )

The Cat is still sleeping. Hmmm. Guess I will just have to drink some bottom shelf beer. Heh heh heh!

(drinks 3 beers. rolls over and goes back to sleep.)