Be Somebody on Eplaya Inc!

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:01 pm

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Act Now for these names will not be available for long or until they find out you really have nothing to say that is worth reading!

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Place you order today, we will throw in for an additional $19.99, an official LARRY hat

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wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:19 pm

I just want OFFICAL burningman junk. all of it the hats, the mugs the free fucking drugs. Hey, Thai fisherman pants. Can I smoke 'em? Led lights burning it says. 12volt, battery operated strings MAN, (comma here) you will love these lights! dumb asses comma out of place, advertisements on eplaya. I can now, through the Burningman Website form a llc in fucking delaware. Am I dreaming? Is it just me or does this seem like the beginning of the end? If the Borg spends it time putting up advertisements on the website but cannot give us the necessary posting area's then it seems the writing is on the wall. Last year by this time we had 2 more areas created under 2006 theme art and performance and theme camps. why not this year.

Did the web site get hacked? is that where the adverts come from?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:36 pm

I'm thinking of getting the Thai pants.

They're crotchless and my tail could hang out. Might be a bit big though.

I wonder if they have super small sizes?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:17 pm

If they're crotchless, does size...?
Never mind.

Can you guys raise my post count to 500,000 overnight?

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:22 pm

hey a2z dont be thinking you can do that without giving me my cut. i have my interweeb thugs to collect...

.. or get off my internet!

Jus Say Ventura · Post by **Jus Say Ventura** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:57 pm

spectabillis wrote:hey a2z dont be thinking you can do that without giving me my cut. i have my interweeb thugs to collect...

.. or get off my internet!

How much for Spectabillis?

I offer two glow sticks and a hit of acid left over from the 60's man!

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:57 pm

ii'm not that cheap damnit!

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:04 pm

OK Spectabillis, let me handle this I'm a pro!

But just in case, your cut is the acid, erh, OK?

I can use the glow sticks. And my acid elapses always seem to coinside at BM so I won't need the acid.

But hey give a chance!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:16 pm

Jus Say Ventura wrote:
spectabillis wrote:hey a2z dont be thinking you can do that without giving me my cut. i have my interweeb thugs to collect...

.. or get off my internet!
How much for Spectabillis?

I offer two glow sticks and a hit of acid left over from the 60's man!

Far out Man, hey you sure you want to part with that 60's acid? Like, it could be vintage stuff youknow. What kind Is it, Blue barrel or window pane? That window pane was some really groovy stuff man. We could sure use some of that right now. Like, that would be so cool man. And you know I once dropped some sugar cube on the floor man, it was a real bummer man. And before I found it the ants got it. It was a real drag man because I really wanted to tak a trip man. You know what I mean? I coulda been really flying and it would be soo cool. But the ants got it. It was a real bummer man. But the ants really liked it man 'cause that was some good acid man and they were really groovin'. they was crawling around on the cieling and swinging on the lamp, they were some real partying ants man. But it was kind of a drag too man cause I didn't even have a joint. I could sure use some of that now man. Even some brown acid, even though it isn't verty good. But it's famous man 'cause you know, thats the stuff they had at woodstock and like, woodstock was really big you know. And lots of people were groovin there. Say yo don't have some of that brown acid do you? Because it would really be worth a lot right now and I could sure use some.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:20 pm

Is LeChatNoir available? I got some lock deicer, a pencil sharpener, and an old black and white graphic novel called "the Realm"...

B.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:57 pm

I'll throw in some owsley blotter, a sandoz microdot and a couple of purple microdots.

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:07 pm

Nah, I want some of that rainbow goofy which was floating around chicago, start of the 80s or so. And a time machine.

Glittering Clitoris · Post by **Glittering Clitoris** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:10 pm

Are they auctioning for Spectabillis or LeNoirChat?

I'm going to throw in a box of glow sticks, a double dick dildoe, lube along with a box of viagra and 10 hits of X for Spectabillis. But Spect has to be part of the deal for a night of sex slavery. How's that sound!

We got a deal?

Glittering Clitoris · Post by **Glittering Clitoris** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:14 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:OK Spectabillis, let me handle this I'm a pro!

But just in case, your cut is the acid, erh, OK?

I can use the glow sticks. And my acid relapses always seem to coinside at BM so I won't need the acid.

But hey give a chance!

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:03 pm

sorry, call me sexist, but with a name like glittering clitoris... well what do you expect?

she's got my vote, but i still feel cheap.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:13 pm

Spectabillis, you may feel cheap now but youre going to feel alot better later. Gee I wonder how youll work out the double dildoe thing, but no matter.

Deals Done!

Now will she go for the, I kicked a BM perv or the I got a blow tee shirt?

Send us a pic with her in the hat!

by the way spec, what will be your new name?

Anti-M is looking for some goofy, but a time machine. I'm not a magician here Anti. How about an art car?

Any takers, come on we have our price, Larry?

Step right up, the shows about to start!

AIIZ
AIIZ

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:15 pm

I sell out really cheap.

Beer or old rusty junk is a good start.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:21 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:I sell out really cheap.

Beer or old rusty junk is a good start.

OOh, but its much more leChatNoir. Two men, one with a sharp pencil the other with mind alterations.

She's worth more boys, belly up, what you say?

AIIZ

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:21 pm

I suppose they just trade names.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:24 pm

Box Burner wrote:I suppose they just trade names.

Hey, i'm in charge here nothings FREE! Maybe she doesn't want to give up her name.

Anyway, people would pay much for a glittering clit

men kill for it, women scream with it.

what about you box?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:28 pm

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:29 pm

Hmm Burning box... Hot glittering clit.. OK How about som brown acid?

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:38 pm

Box Burner wrote:Hmm Burning box... Hot glittering clit.. OK How about som brown acid?

No Box, you give brown. we give name!

OK I see what I can get for your name.

We got Box Burner people what do I hear!

He'll go fur a bag of brown cid. He's worth two bags people!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:39 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:
LeChatNoir wrote:I sell out really cheap.

Beer or old rusty junk is a good start.
OOh, but its much more leChatNoir. Two men, one with a sharp pencil the other with mind alterations.

AIIZ

Wow!!! I get beer, rusty junk, sharp pencils, AND mind alterations? This deal is getting sweeter. It's like eplaya-Bay.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:17 pm

Gotta have beer and M&Ms with the brown acid. Peanut M&Ms.

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:42 pm

Wow...I'm well-known?

Should I put a â„¢ after my name? I still think getting plonked by the Observant One scored me a couple points of E-Playa Honour Renown...

I want my cut, AIIZ! I got an oncologist, an ophthamologist and a dressage horse in my entourage!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:30 pm

Who or what is the Observant One?

Anti-M. I'll send you some alberta hummingbird and you can arrange your own time travel.
A friend who works for federal express has a shirt made out like a fedex shirt for Tardis Express.
When it absolutely has to get there before you shipped it.

Shipping slogan-
Trace it?
We haven't even shipped it!

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 6:16 am

gyre wrote:Who or what is the Observant One?

Anti-M. I'll send you some alberta hummingbird and you can arrange your own time travel.
A friend who works for federal express has a shirt made out like a fedex shirt for Tardis Express.
When it absolutely has to get there before you shipped it.

Shipping slogan-
Trace it?
We haven't even shipped it!

Deal!

Wait, what am I bartering for? Away? Oh shit, Larry!? I already have a Larry!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:00 am

diane o'thirst wrote:Wow...I'm well-known?

Should I put a â„¢ after my name?

hmmmmm, Yes, we must be cut in for some of this gooooood barter AIIZ...

But Im more specific on the price of my name...I want a Plasma Welder AND cutter! And whatever metal hanging around, if rusty then a grinder must come with it!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:39 am

LeChatNoir wrote:
Apollonaris Zeus wrote:
LeChatNoir wrote:I sell out really cheap.

Beer or old rusty junk is a good start.
OOh, but its much more leChatNoir. Two men, one with a sharp pencil the other with mind alterations.

AIIZ
Wow!!! I get beer, rusty junk, sharp pencils, AND mind alterations? This deal is getting sweeter. It's like eplaya-Bay.

Well, darn! I'm all out of beer, might have some rusty junk and sharp pencils (well, a pencil sharpener and some pencils). Mind alterations..., I got Prozac! Does that count? (er, WAIT! I can give away my Prozac! What am I thinking !)

Argh! If I can't get LeChatNoir, what name can I afford? What's the going rate on Apollonaris Zeus?

B.