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by Lassen Forge » Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:33 pm
It's kinda like 12:00 noonish, give or take an hour, Black Rock City time...
(Cue sound of air raid siren wailing in the distance)
This is WTF. The voice of the Apokilipse. Blackrock, Gerlach, and the world...
In todays news...
A landmark has been reached on the ePlaya with the Amazing revelation that the world famous Bar Thread, where many of BRC's most unstanding citizen drunks come in to get shitfaced and fall over (usually on each other), and which spawned not only a spinoff (wildly successful) theme camp but a second thread to cover while this one was under brutal attack by aliens, er, communists, er, republican guard, er, more drunks, has hit it's 2400th page. Never before in ePlaya history has such a remarkable feat been reached.
When asked the personal feeling of this momentous occasion, an unknown burner who identified itself as "Glllrrffgl" lifted its head from the bar to make the following comment, "Bllgffr gllllllulg lwaaaaa (hic) mmmbiggh gleefie!", and fell off the barstool, spilling its tippee cup and losing it's 9th round of Jaegermeister (with absinthe chaser). Others at the bar were generally in agreement.
The despotic ruler of the neighboring Kamp Apokiliptika, Kernul Vladamir Josef Fidel Killbuck I, declared a national day of pride, and in celebration reduced the working serfs rations by an extra 1/3 to provide caviar and frozen vodka for the celebrations. The crowds were reported so overwhelmed in spirit they were seen passing out in sheer starvati... um... ecstacy.
As we report, crowds are already trying to gain access to the infamous estblishment, began by the gorgeous and immor(t)al Tish all those years ago, fights are breaking out over the gummy worms, and the music is now vibrating the entire eastern half of Black Rock city. Yes, folks, this will be, to quote Playa Resident Bernie DeFokinmahan, the biggest bash since Tunney met Tyson at Frog Pond Square Garden back in 2164.
For WTF mononational news, this is your reporter, bb sue, reporting.
