Get A Goat

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:58 pm

With 75 million house holds in the U S..That makes for a bunch of lawn mowers..Each spitting out a lot of crap into the air..How's your lungs ??..Let alone leaf blowers and other trimmer things..

Build yourself a electric remote controled mower..Sit on your fat ass and watch TV while talking on the cell phone run over the kids. All can be yours while mowing the grass..

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:52 pm

Unless you live within city limits where livestock aren't allowed. I got dinged for a visiting kid on a leash.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:55 pm

All I have is creosote bush, some mesquites and palm trees, no mower necessary...

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:57 pm

Our city ordinances compel homeowners to have green grass unless we have a special (ie pricey) landscaping exemption. In a fucking desert no less.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:00 pm

Sue them in the name of resource preservation

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:11 pm

Green grass in the desert makes no sense whatsoever!

Yeah, you should look into getting the ordinances changed in the name of resource preservation, like helitack said.

B.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:03 pm

AntiM wrote:Unless you live within city limits where livestock aren't allowed. I got dinged for a visiting kid on a leash.

You should be allowed to handle children the best way you can.

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:57 am

gyre wrote:
AntiM wrote:Unless you live within city limits where livestock aren't allowed. I got dinged for a visiting kid on a leash.
You should be allowed to handle children the best way you can.

I always thought those leases were the best thing to be invented since the babybackpack.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:01 am

AntiM wrote:Our city ordinances compel homeowners to have green grass unless we have a special (ie pricey) landscaping exemption. In a fucking desert no less.

How about Fun Fur?

It blows my mind every time I visit Florida that you can go to a nursery or greenhouse and buy flats of crabgrass.

One of my favorite pets of all time was the goat we had when I was a (baa!) kid... His name was Vincent Van Goat.

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:04 am

With 75 million house holds in the U S..That makes for a bunch of lawn mowers..Each spitting out a lot of crap into the air..How's your lungs ??..Let alone leaf blowers and other trimmer things..

i have a push mower/edger and a broom... my lungs are fine,,, thankyou....

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:55 am

robotland wrote: One of my favorite pets of all time was the goat we had when I was a (baa!) kid... His name was Vincent Van Goat.

We had a goat named Babette...

...she was my bestest friend until she got into the house and
ate all of the peyote buttons out of the planter...

...goats usually have a rather intense look in thier eyes, but for a couple days after the peyote incident...she could stare a hole right through you...

...other casualties included windshield wipers, car rag-tops, tree bark, shoes...any potted plant she could get at...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:02 am

Get a Big Bunny. It's not livestock, no matter how large the bunny is, it's a pet!

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:03 am

I just love those fuckin' feet.

skibear · Post by **skibear** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:16 am

We once drove thru a small town in Ireland called Killorglin. I think maybe
200 people live there but thousands of people were wandering around from
pub to pub -maybe half appeared shitfaced drunk.

WTF was going on? We stopped and looked up to see a goat in a cage
20 feet above ground. The goat was the mascot for the biggest party
seen in those parts. Goat gets released at the end of the Puck Festival
every year.

Tiahaar · Post by **Tiahaar** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:46 pm

PurpleKoosh wrote:I just love those fuckin' feet.

Ya!! HUGE!!

the wabbit is appawantwy for weal too yowsa http://www.bunny-rabbits.com/big-bunny.html

pbmaniac2000 · Post by **pbmaniac2000** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:18 pm

I got a goat!!! It doesn't seem to want to mow the lawn though. Go figure.

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e195/ ... 4209_l.jpg

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:45 pm

It doesn't seem to want to mow the lawn though. Go figure.

Maybe it's holding out for more sex.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:03 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:
robotland wrote: One of my favorite pets of all time was the goat we had when I was a (baa!) kid... His name was Vincent Van Goat.
We had a goat named Babette...

:

My sister-in-law's name is Nanette- Her nickname (NOT her favorite) is "Goatie" or "The Goat".

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:10 am

There is a private road near town.. The people on the road got a goat..
They take turns caring for it..He is staked out and watered along the dich row..

SaltPhoenix · Post by **SaltPhoenix** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:26 pm

oooh i had goats for years... both alpine for milk & nigerian dwarf & african pygmy for pets...
BEST PETS EVER!
they will taste EVERYTHING but mine wouldn't mow for me... i fed them well, they wouldn't mow... it would be like forcing my cats to hunt their own food. lol

Rat Bastard · Post by **Rat Bastard** » Sun May 06, 2007 12:24 am

Grass in the desert? Get a rake and tell the city it's a zen garden.

Now a goat on the playa? Hmmm, I wonder if they eat glow sticks and wood particles? Heck, a whole flock by the MOOP fence. Then we could all sit back on our asses and party some more.

Such fun it could be.

Post by **mdmf007** » Sun May 06, 2007 1:21 pm

I wonder how long it would take to turn a goat into a mummy on the playa when it ran off?