Make-a-playa-bot

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 6:11 pm

Hey kids!

Let's say you were going to create a 'bot to imitate a user on this BBS.

First you would define the 'bot's attitude.

Then, you'd program in bodies of knowledge intrinsic to imitating the user

Finally, you'd put in some choice phrases that mimic that user's style.

Example 'bot program for Ramen:

Attitude: sardonic cynicism mixed with incredulous naivete. Mix in a pinch of aggressive, frustrated sexuality, and add a dash of left-field humor (this 'tude pretty much a global parameter here so feel free to cut 'n paste)

Bodies of knowledge: farm sex, yak herding, yak butter, thumb fighting, alchemy

Choice phrases: that's how the cookie crumbles, PM me...please!!!, wha' the fuck, diodes rule!!,

The above example 'bot is for illustration purposes only and is not intended to represent the author or any persons living or dead.

More 'bots!!!

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 6:19 pm

Oh! do a bot for me! You would have to add a random element for it, to adjust for my bi polar tendancies! and a lot of swears! And Sarcasim. ANd Typos! Hee hee hee! Ahhh I just made a very serious thread somewhere else. I feel better now. Anti would be easy to do a bot for, though.

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 7:11 pm

Angry Butterfly 'bot V.1.0

Attitude: mellow interactivity mixed with lightning attitude changes; sexually aggressive yet frustrated; multiple-personalty disorder, possible member of Family Nymphalidae

Bodies of Knowledge: fun with soap; graphic arts and computer-aided design; spelunking, flame-throwers

Choice Phrases: <plonk> THIS!, naughty-naughty, if a butterfly flaps her wings in Fremont..., knock-knock

Raheer · Post by **Raheer** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 12:38 am

Me next! Me next! OOH OOH OOH!!!! [/little kid in the front row at school mode]

Raheer

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 2:21 am

Now you know I gotta ask you to give me a try also.

I'm a prime canidate dont you think?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:26 am

must reply to everything
must add threads when replying to self gets stale
must add threads anyway
must not make others laugh out loud with logic
must promote alice
must have weak CG avatar

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:32 am

stuart wrote:must reply to everything
must add threads when replying to self gets stale
must add threads anyway
must not make others laugh out loud with logic
must promote alice
must have weak CG avatar

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:34 am

Stuart,

Please don't encourage him.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 12:55 pm

encourage who?
I was making my own bot. Really. No kidding.

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 7:28 pm

Raheer wrote:Me next! Me next! OOH OOH OOH!!!! [/little kid in the front row at school mode]

Raheer

oh boy! Raheer bot v.1.0

Attitude: intellectually dumbfounded, New Age mixed with feudalism, friendly exterior cloaking a BAD attitude, sexually aggressive but frustrated, creatively blocked, starfucker

Bodies of knowledge: roast hippie recipes, 423 varieties of sleet, shamanistic monogamistic practices among the pygmies of Ursa Minor, blinkey stuff, fun with enemas

Favorite Phrases: come to daddy, show me the money, thread drift alert!, get Scooby Doo the FUCK OUT OF MY ASS...

[any resemblance to persons living or dead is proably just a coincidence]

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 7:34 pm

alice needs no promotion.

nor does her bot.

any promotion of alice is unlisenced, unsolicited and getting pretty dull by all accounts.

y'all are welcome to cut it the fuck out any time now.

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:11 pm

Okay, now me.

TawnyGnosis · Post by **TawnyGnosis** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 12:28 am

No you don't need a promotion Alice because that's all you do yourself, in every single message.

So dull.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 12:33 am

TawnyGnosis wrote:No you don't need a promotion Alice because that's all you do yourself, in every single message.

So dull.

<yawn>

TawnyGnosis · Post by **TawnyGnosis** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:09 pm

*tingle*

I love how you spit back things I've said De Facto, like a true bot indeed.

sigh...

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:35 pm

TawnyGnosis wrote:*tingle*

I love how you spit back things I've said De Facto, like a true bot indeed.

sigh...

Comming from you I will accept it as a compliment in comparrison to what I have been call from others so far.

TawnyGnosis · Post by **TawnyGnosis** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:39 pm

Comming- a combination of "cumming" and "coming"?

interesting implications.

SHARPER · Post by **SHARPER** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:46 pm

can we not talk about cumming of any kind when I am supposed to be working? Uh why am I on this thread? Oh Yeah - me next -I wanna be a bot too - pout.

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:54 pm

Surely there must be another 'bot maker on this thread...

don't want to hog fun...

TawnyGnosis · Post by **TawnyGnosis** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:59 pm

I like to talk about cumming, see "masturbation stories" thread.

there is never a bad time to talk about such things silly. I would make you a bot but I don't know anyone here well enough anymore to be accurate.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 2:22 pm

III · Post by **III** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 5:58 pm

>I like to talk about cumming

i prefer doing it to talking about it.

TawnyGnosis · Post by **TawnyGnosis** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:46 am

Yeah same here, but talking about it sometimes leads to and achieves the actual act.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 9:48 pm

ramen wrote:Angry Butterfly 'bot V.1.0

Attitude: mellow interactivity mixed with lightning attitude changes; sexually aggressive yet frustrated; multiple-personalty disorder, possible member of Family Nymphalidae

Bodies of Knowledge: fun with soap; graphic arts and computer-aided design; spelunking, flame-throwers

Choice Phrases: <plonk> THIS!, naughty-naughty, if a butterfly flaps her wings in Fremont..., knock-knock

1.1
I dont say ploink!
the fun with soap reference is pretty obscure, though, I'm impressed!

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 1:31 pm

Okay, I admit it. I wanna bot too.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:00 pm

this was fun

Make-a-playa-bot

Make-a-playa-bot

cumming?