ESPRESSO CAMP

[EspressoDude]

EspressoCamp is back again to give you the buzz.
Serving absolutely the best Espresso on the Playa.

If you want mass produced brown water, pay your money at CenterCamp.
If you want naked espresso with attitude, come by EspressoCamp.

2005: approx 3000 shots served

2006:
3278 shots of espresso served
42 pounds of french roast coffee
45 gallons of bottled water
40,000 new friends and experiences.

(think $3 shots at center camp….As one repeat customer said "wow, that's $10000.00 out of BM's pocket…go figure)

Serving NAKED ESPRESSO -- no foo-foo froth, mocha, frappa-crappa,soy,latte drinks; just the real stuff.

When you can't quite wake up, get your motor running, come by EspressoCamp for your jump start.
We take the UN out of UNCONSCIOUS. And we serve "nature friendly" coffee..
GREEN friendly; but not GREEN beans.



Open when we get up, until about noon. BYO cup, we don't have any to go.
Stop by, say hi, have some of the last legal high.

We are looking for a few good men and women to help us bring the Buzz to BurningMan.. Camp mates and baristas.
If you are interested in helping us and meeting a bunch of people needing a fix, or need your own, check the website, drop us an e-mail.

Espresso: One of the few legal highs available without a prescription.

Home of eplaya: EspressoDirectâ„¢; EspressoDirectInjectâ„¢ IV; Foglampâ„¢ Espresso shooter serving systems. New this year is Foghorn â„¢ 6 barrel Espresso shooter.

A member of the 3:00 TERMINAL CITY COLLECTIVE OF ALLIED CAMPS

Partner with Camp Nosefish BISCOTEQUE.

[pinemom]

alrighty...I shall send my weary body every morning I wake up before the sun...............

shoot me sargent!

[Lorgasm]

Woo Hoo!!

That's what I'm talking about. How's it going Edude?

Hugs,
Lorgasm

[Box Burner]

Yaayy Espresso camp. Shoot me one!

[alt12]

camped a couple of blocks away and was a regular visitor to espressocamp. you guys rock and so does your espresso...

[Lassen Forge]

Hey ED... you still got that "before" and "after" picture of me? You can use it for promotional purposes...

Oh, and... "HIT ME AGAIN!!!"

Hugz...

[EspressoDude]

Yea BBSue, the evidence is still on file..........

Likely to post it too, but not right away. Don't want the sparkle to fade

[Toolmaker]

I just wanted to drop in and say..


YOU ROCK EDUDE!!!

Keep up the good work leading by example on the playa. If you need a volunteer to help ya out so you can see the sights let me know and I'll give ya a couple hours free time.

[EspressoDude]

GOOD MORNING EPLAYA!!!!!!

Espresso is on and it sure tastes good!! Get the buzz started!

Toolmaker, thanks for the offer, We will definately take you up on that. And Janicells thank for your help too!!

[Hana T]

Another ally of those Apokiliptikans aye?

Well i challange your Esspresso to make the Kiwi fly! Think you can do it?

[Zulegoona]

No real problem there, all you have to do is toss the Kiwi hard enough,..

[EspressoDude]

Hit them Kiwi's with a couple shots of Nuke Grade Espresso and they will be flying.....






and if that doesn't work, smack into 'em with a Tactical Support Vehicle and bounce 'em into the air....next option garaunteed to fly...150mm f.o.g. espresso cannon under development in the secret underground bunker known as the bat cave

[pinemom]

have still not gotten over my weightlessness of Yuri's night....head still in space...perhaps a espresso cannon could shoot me a couple shots, and at least let my body catch up to my brain.....in ....SPACE!

Oh and Kiwi's Flying...hahhahahaaa......thats easy you just twist thier little legs around like a rubber band till they're wound up all the way to they're little furry bodies...and let them go....... WHIRLEY BIRDS!

[Hana T]

Naked Esspresso gives you wings!

(dont know if youve ever seen the red bull adds?? say the same thing)

*Has an espresso shot and takes off flapping her wings only to be seen again briefly talking real fast and flitting manically around the playa*

[EspressoDude]

Hanna T:

Espresso only has 3 "S's" in it....But then maybe you have already had some and more letters come out faster than the mind can work...

You do have very nice tail feathers though, something to tickle noses with.

Heard some rumour from somewhere there is a challenge about:

Kiwis vs. Terminal Village , some sort of piratical battle of gigantic proportions, including ships of state, typhoon like waves of water from squirtguns, termination of the enemies of state, etc.

Since TV axis of state revolves around 3:00 street, 3:00 plaza, etc., and most of people feel at least half way devil/beast on the playa:

It is hereby declared appropriate the above aforesaid challenge be held as follows:

Time 3:00pm
Place 3:00 plaza
Day: 3rd day of event (when do we start counting days? Sat, Sun, Mon? 3rd day could be m, t ,wed)
-------------------
equals 333

temporary name until further notice: 333 (half man / half beast) Camp Combat Comedy (3rd letter)

333 CCC games are ON!!

[Hana T]

It will indeed be a battle of GIGANTIC proportions.

I will be setting up an urgent confrence with my comrades to discuss the finer details of the matter and will report back ASAP.

[EspressoDude]

[K-mom]

EspressoDude, if I came by with a gift of a couple of espresso cups from my caffe, would they be welcome?
I'd also love to spend a morning or two pulling shots there, if you're recruiting.
I wanted to volunteer last year but had too much on my plate.

[EspressoDude]

EspressoDude, if I came by with a gift of a couple of espresso cups from my caffe, would they be welcome?
I'd also love to spend a morning or two pulling shots there, if you're recruiting.
I wanted to volunteer last year but had too much on my plate.

K-mom: You and your cups are welcome!! Help is always appreciated.

I am not sure how much use we can put the cups to as far as serving public though, because of sanitation rules.. If we provide cups, they need the 3 step sanitation process, and we would always be washing dishes. We brew into a 4oz Espresso measuring cup, then pour into our guest's cup from that. ( We do like swag, though )

Our motto"bring your own cup, we don't have any to go"

But you should see what some folks expect us to pour into....

We may end up being neighbors if the Camp Arctica satellite camps happen

[Box Burner]

Espressodude, Nice find! Shoot me one if those 150mm Espresso round... or maybe two. That will get me going today.

[pinemom]

ok Im set up EspressDude...hit me!

[The CO]

As per last year, we will be sending military backup to espresso camp. Someone has to operate that howitzer.

[EspressoDude]

Comrades:

There is early warning of a possible takeover....Starbux may invade and serve some really gross stuff as noted in today's OPUS comic strip.




eeewwww

Peppermint herring guts barfuccino.


gross





never at EspressoCamp

[Jewel***]

never................................


shit, i don't know if i remember how to run the machine. oh no.........mrs. edude is gonna have to give me a refresher course. ahhhhhhhhh

[sputnik]

Looking forward to spending some time pulling shots.

[EspressoDude]

Dang, Gang; The Espresso is mighty tasty on this beautiful morning....Crystal clear morning, not as warm as yesterday's 78 - 80 but still a great day 4 riding..Put about a hunnerd sixty kliks on the Harley yesterday. To work , some mid-day work errands...yeah paid mileage and time to ride ,

Anywho, enuff BS Time to fire shots to Reno, San Fran, Minneapolis, FLA, espresso shots on the way


(oops sorry BBSue..took out the toll plaza...)

(edit to fix most of 200mph buzzed typing)

[sputnik]

Shoot one my way Edude!

[EspressoDude]

Brrrr...cold and wet here toaday..(and yesterday 2)

But the Espresso is ON...Hot, Tasty

Just sent off to BMORG the camp layout plans with EspressoDirectâ„¢ Sound Canon and special AmmoDump fuel storage area. We'll see how that goes.

I see a camp on the registered camp list "Caffine Junkies", more addicts from across the river in PDX.

[EspressoDude]

[Killbuck]

WOO HOO!!!